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Old 11-03-2009, 11:24 AM   #1
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Default Favorite song for when she's working the stripper pole

What song goes well with nakedness?
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:31 AM   #2
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Joe Cocker, "You can leave your hat on." Easy one..
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:36 AM   #3
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Oh yeah....If hear "Smelly cat" (from the "Friends" show), RUN LIKE HELL...
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:51 AM   #4
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Smelly Cat!!!!! I had forgotten about that one!

How about "Girls, girls, girls" by Motley Crew?
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Old 11-03-2009, 12:20 PM   #5
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While I am sure I could come up with some good ones, when I read the title: "A lapdance is better, when the stripper is crying" came to mind.

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Most songs by Aerosmith.
And this popped in my head
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qRTu5I2loY
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Old 11-03-2009, 12:42 PM   #6
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Most songs by AC/DC.
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Old 11-03-2009, 12:49 PM   #7
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There was a while in Nashville when strip joints couldn’t sell booze.
You had to bring in your bottle and they would sell the mix.
(There was always a liquor store right next door.)

Strangest song I ever heard was Johnny Cash’s “I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire.”

That girl had a sense of humor.
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Old 11-03-2009, 01:38 PM   #8
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Without a doubt the best rhythm and lyrics to strip by is: "Losing My Religion" by R.E.M.
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Old 11-03-2009, 01:43 PM   #9
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Tom Petty free falling.... lol. Daddy would be proud.
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Old 11-03-2009, 01:56 PM   #10
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Smelly Cat!!!!! I had forgotten about that one!

How about "Girls, girls, girls" by Motley Crew?
I'd go for that one, I'd forgotten about that song!
"Girls, girls, girls" by Motley Crew
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Old 11-03-2009, 02:02 PM   #11
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Either "Still of the Night" or "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake both will work.

A few from Rob Zombie or White Zombie, specifics don't come to mind right now.
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Old 11-03-2009, 02:02 PM   #12
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Remember "Fast times at Ridgemont High", the scene with Phebe Cates dropping her top. Every time I hear The Cars "Moving in Stereo," I have nice flashbacks..
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Old 11-03-2009, 02:06 PM   #13
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yeah it would have to be "girls,girls,girls" for me to, anyway i was thinking of songs and i rember i was watching family guy the other night and the chruch was holding auditions for a piano player, so it showed differnt people get up there and sing and that old guy got up there and started singing " i know what boys like i know what guys want" i couldnt stop laughing, so it was a random thought i had to share
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Buck Cherry, Crazy bitch
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Old 11-03-2009, 02:16 PM   #15
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What song goes well with nakedness?
Who cares about music if she is naked
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Old 11-03-2009, 02:20 PM   #16
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Where is that thing... oh here it is
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Old 11-03-2009, 03:24 PM   #17
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Ok, can't do this without mentioning the bloodhound gang:

A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

Lords of acid

show me your pussy

spank my booty

obviously these probably aren't for listening to at work/with the kids...
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Old 11-03-2009, 04:05 PM   #18
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She's my Cherry Pie by Warrant
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Old 11-03-2009, 04:48 PM   #19
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" Angel is a Centerfold" by J. Geils.
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Old 11-03-2009, 04:50 PM   #20
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" Angel is a Centerfold" by J. Geils.
Or "Love Stinks"
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