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Old 01-10-2012, 06:17 PM   #1
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What can happen when you "think with the wrong head"

Penis Tattoo Causes Permanent Erection

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Old 01-10-2012, 06:18 PM   #2
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fix it with marriage
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Old 01-10-2012, 06:24 PM   #4
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i dont see the problem with this story, hmm...
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Old 01-10-2012, 06:43 PM   #6
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i dont see the problem with this story, hmm...
Thats because you have never had an erection for too long
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Racooon knows not that deep down ache that comes after 4 hours or more erect...there comes a point when it is no longer a good feeling.

Eventually, you have proven your stamina....quite enough....you become old, enjoy the "first" round and enjoy the luxury of sleep.

Me, I'm borderline.

The right woman, the right night....well we will play a few rounds...

But, I ain't as young as I used to be...
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That's because you have never had to pee with a boner...
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Old 01-10-2012, 07:29 PM   #10
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That's because you have never had to pee with a boner...
That's when you strike the Superman pose on the toilet seat.
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That's because you have never had to pee with a boner...
Oh.....you're good.
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Old 01-10-2012, 07:46 PM   #13
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That's because you have never had to pee with a boner...
Torque = Force x Distance

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Ya wake up in the morning with wood. You need to pee but Mr Happy isn't cooperating... So ya grab it with your right hand as you lean forward & brace yourself with your left hand against the wall in front of you.
As you force your dick downwards it causes the bathroom rug you are stood on to slide backwards. The effect of this is you smash your face into the water tank above the shitter & piss all over the floor.
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peeing isn't that hard but it sure as hell is hard to aim in the toilet w.o force.
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Torque = Force x Distance

or:

Ya wake up in the morning with wood. You need to pee but Mr Happy isn't cooperating... So ya grab it with your right hand as you lean forward & brace yourself with your left hand against the wall in front of you.
As you force your dick downwards it causes the bathroom rug you are stood on to slide backwards. The effect of this is you smash your face into the water tank above the shitter & piss all over the floor.


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Racooon knows not that deep down ache that comes after 4 hours or more erect...there comes a point when it is no longer a good feeling.

Eventually, you have proven your stamina....quite enough....you become old, enjoy the "first" round and enjoy the luxury of sleep.

Me, I'm borderline.

The right woman, the right night....well we will play a few rounds...

But, I ain't as young as I used to be...
After I turned 50, my motto became......."Once a King, always a King......Once a night, is ENOUGH"
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Torque = Force x Distance

or:

Ya wake up in the morning with wood. You need to pee but Mr Happy isn't cooperating... So ya grab it with your right hand as you lean forward & brace yourself with your left hand against the wall in front of you.
As you force your dick downwards it causes the bathroom rug you are stood on to slide backwards. The effect of this is you smash your face into the water tank above the shitter & piss all over the floor.
Ahh, man, you just made me choke on the pepsi I was drinking. That so sounds like something that would happen to me.
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Torque = Force x Distance

or:

Ya wake up in the morning with wood. You need to pee but Mr Happy isn't cooperating... So ya grab it with your right hand as you lean forward & brace yourself with your left hand against the wall in front of you.
As you force your dick downwards it causes the bathroom rug you are stood on to slide backwards. The effect of this is you smash your face into the water tank above the shitter & piss all over the floor.


That's if you're lucky to fall forward, imagine landing on your ass and well..

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Torque = Force x Distance

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Ya wake up in the morning with wood. You need to pee but Mr Happy isn't cooperating... So ya grab it with your right hand as you lean forward & brace yourself with your left hand against the wall in front of you.
As you force your dick downwards it causes the bathroom rug you are stood on to slide backwards. The effect of this is you smash your face into the water tank above the shitter & piss all over the floor.
Measuring this torque is how far your heels come off the floor before the rug slips.
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