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@Bob Heine - re: Your Palm Pilot....

At a former employer, we were refreshing some servers and bought 6-8 from HP. I made it a condition of the sale that we get two of the HP Pocket PC's tossed in. One for me, one for my right-hand man. I don't think I did squat-diddly with it but it seemed like a good idea at the time. I'm guessing 2008 or so.

Here it is in its' charging cradle and the carrying holster next to it. The holster is just a sleeve - no clips or attachment mechanism.
I should see if the battery will charge up enough to fire up. It's pretty darn useless now except as a curiosity.

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Roger, my phone-obsessed family gives me grief for not buying a $2,000 iPhone 17 Pro so rather than showing them my new $200 Samsung Galaxy A16 5G phone, I want to pull the Palm Pilot out and yell at it -- "CALL LIANE" over and over -- even though she'll be standing next to me. I don't expect anyone will think it's odd.
Yes, we had similar issues. When we went to visit (VA to FLA), as a young poor couple, we would stay at their house. The smoke didn’t seem too bad. Keep in mind, along with my MIL smoking, my FIL smoke cigars constantly! After the kids came, we made the decision to stay at a hotel. Of course since the destination was Daytona Beach we used the excuse of wanting to stay on the beach, when the reality was we were afraid for our kids and our health. 1st time we did it, we were question by the hotel staff if we were smoking in our room. We realized that visiting G & G’s house totally polluted our clothes so that after every visit when we got back to the hotel , all worn clothes had to go into trash bags for the duration of our stay.
Marc, it's getting harder and harder to find a place to stay that has anything but 'no smoking' rooms and the few that do already have a smoker occupying it.

The smell of pipe tobacco and cigarette smoke doesn't bother me but the smell of cigar smoke makes me gag. Well, except when I was the one puffing on a Cuban. The worst for me was the New Jersey Turnpike in the 1950s. As soon as you made it through the cloud of a coal burning generation station, you'd enter a tire burning disposal center, followed by a Mount Trashmore burning garbage. It was almost a relief when the breeze shifted and it was only the smell of the rotting marshes.
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I posted this over on Chris's (@iced98lx) thread when I saw his Vevor tree watering setup.

However, I'm going to blame Mike (@zmotorsports) for sending me down a rabbit hole I knew was there but ignored. I neglect flushing and replacing the coolant in my cars as much as I neglect sucking, flushing and replacing brake fluid. Differential fluid replacement is way beyond neglected.

For decades I have owned a high tech nylon funnel for filling the radiator. Emptying the cooling system involved opening a valve/plug/thingy at the bottom of the radiator and sometimes opening valves or removing plugs in the engine block. My leak checker was paper/cardboard on the floor with the cooling system in either room temperature or operating temperature. Removing trapped air happened when a light on the dash said "Low Coolant" and I would add some fairly clear liquid from a puddle.
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I decided to up my coolant system game after paying the Cadillac dealer $300 (plus $5,500 for hazardous waste disposal) to change the coolant and brake fluid while they were sodomizing me for the 6L90 transmission repair.

I Googled Radiator Pressure Tester and Coolant Vacuum Refill kit. Paying north of $200 to avoid a $150 expense wasn't unreasonable but I did a quick check on Vevor's offerings. After buying several tools from Vevor based solely on price, those tools have turned out to be quite robust for my use (Blue Moon schedule). From the box my trusty funnel is sitting on you can surmise I bought their 'Universal' tool kit. In my day (before wheels) universal meant one thing fit everything. My first clue something was amiss (besides the picture on their website) was the weight of the box Amazon delivered (just under 10 pounds). I was surprised Vevor used Amazon for the free shipping they offered on the Vevor website.
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It's not cheap. I paid ₹5,671.76. Oops, that's Indian Rupees. Buying direct from Vevor I paid $64.26. I know I'll never use more than a few pieces of the kit but most of the less complete kits had a fraction of the pieces in this kit. Vevor sells a kit with fewer pieces for about half the price of this one but I am absolutely sure one or three of the ones I'll need won't be in that smaller kit.
 
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We did our paddle boat ride on the St. Croix today... Pretty cool. That boat is huge! Three floors high. We were on the Avalon, but there were others. We had a buffet lunch with ham sandwiches, potatoes, and a chocolate chip cookie. We did go to the top floor (deck?) on the way back and watched from there. Then went shopping antique stores in downtown Stillwater. I found a compass set that wouldn't leave me alone, so I bought it and took it home. We had a school bus pick us up at the Baldwin High School, drove us to Stillwater, took the cruise, and shopping later, then a bus ride back to Baldwin. Even the bus driver came on the cruise with us. I bet there were a few hundred people aboard, but even at that, we didn't feel crowded. Time for some pics...
 

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We also came across gold mining dredges in Alaska and the Yukon. If you've ever watched the TV show Gold Rush, you've seen the Beets' gold mining dredges, many of them used over a hundred years ago. We came across this one sitting in a field of gravel, the tailings from the dredge. I guess the gold ran out and they abandoned the dredge where it was.
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This summer Ms. Squankum and I were driving about in Montana when what looked like a ghost town appeared:

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(Not my pic.)

A sign informed us that it was the site of the Smith mine disaster. 1943, almost everybody died. The mine never reopened.

 
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Wow, I had no idea that there were so many adapters available to hook a gauge up to a radiator. That’s quite the kit you have there.
Phil, I bought it to encourage me to change the coolant in the PT Cruiser and Corvette more frequently than century milestones. I will be very disappointed if none of those adapters fit my cars.
We did our paddle boat ride on the St. Croix today... Pretty cool. That boat is huge! Three floors high. We were on the Avalon, but there were others. We had a buffet lunch with ham sandwiches, potatoes, and a chocolate chip cookie. We did go to the top floor (deck?) on the way back and watched from there. Then went shopping antique stores in downtown Stillwater. I found a compass set that wouldn't leave me alone, so I bought it and took it home. We had a school bus pick us up at the Baldwin High School, drove us to Stillwater, took the cruise, and shopping later, then a bus ride back to Baldwin. Even the bus driver came on the cruise with us. I bet there were a few hundred people aboard, but even at that, we didn't feel crowded. Time for some pics...
Rick, we moved to Florida in 1975 and discovered cruises were cheaper than eating out at home. Took our first cruise in 1977 on the Flavia. It cost a couple of hundred for the '3-night, 2-day' weekend cruise. My body burned calories at an amazing rate so we ate big breakfasts, lunches, afternoon pizza, dinner and the midnight buffet. I couldn't decide which entre I wanted for dinner so I asked the waiter if I could get all three. Waiters on the ships rely on tips so he happily brought me all three entrees and I left no evidence. By the end of the cruise I had a brainworm than lasted for months because they played "Volare" at every opportunity. We ended up taking more than a dozen cruises.
Bob:
This summer Ms. Squankum and I were driving about in Montana when what looked like a ghost town appeared:

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(Not my pic.)

A sign informed us that it was the site of the Smith mine disaster. 1943, almost everybody died. The mine never reopened.

@Squankum, I've been in a lot of caves but they were relatively safe national parks. The scary idea of setting off explosives during the tours didn't enter my thoughts until years later. Some of those caves had very low ceilings and/or very narrow passageways. Probably couldn't fit through some of those today.
 

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Bob - is there an adapter in there to fit a 2015 HD Trike. I've got to change the coolant and it tricky, with twin (L&R) radiators. That and changing the fork oil are on the 15K list of todo's.

I've only been on a couple of cruises, food seemed to be the whole objective point of the cruise for a lot of people.
 

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Bob - is there an adapter in there to fit a 2015 HD Trike. I've got to change the coolant and it tricky, with twin (L&R) radiators. That and changing the fork oil are on the 15K list of todo's.

I've only been on a couple of cruises, food seemed to be the whole objective point of the cruise for a lot of people.

Had a coworker babble at me once about the four meals a day and all of the alcohol and he "only" gained 7 lbs. on the the cruise. Then he'd get back to working it off with running. All I could think was "maybe don't gain the 7 pounds?"
 

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By the end of the cruise I had a brainworm than lasted for months because they played "Volare" at every opportunity.

This Volare?



When I was a boy it was just a sad Mopar vehicle.


Dollar General Ricardo Montalban?

I looked it up, okay, that's Sergio Franchi, a recently-naturalized Italian-American singer.
 
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This Volare?



When I was a boy it was just a sad Mopar vehicle.


Dollar General Ricardo Montalban?

I looked it up, okay, that's Sergio Franchi, a recently-naturalized Italian-American singer.
This Volare?



When I was a boy it was just a sad Mopar vehicle.
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Dollar General Ricardo Montalban?

I looked it up, okay, that's Sergio Franchi, a recently-naturalized Italian-American singer.
I put a complete '80, disk brakes Volare front suspension under my '54 F-100 (popular swap 20 years ago, transverse torsion bar springs, disk brakes, power steering). Cool item - the pump was the same as the GM ones of the era, bolted right up to the Pontiac motor.. Compared to the beam axle suspension, it did make my happy heart sing ...
 

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Bob-you mentioned having to clean the mold/mildew from your concrete walk with pressure washer. I'm sure that the Suburu gas one would work well with one of these versus a turbo nozzle. Or maybe I misread what you said and you've already got one. I couldn't have taken care of the large parking/patio in front of our place in ZHills..
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Bob - is there an adapter in there to fit a 2015 HD Trike. I've got to change the coolant and it tricky, with twin (L&R) radiators. That and changing the fork oil are on the 15K list of todo's.

I've only been on a couple of cruises, food seemed to be the whole objective point of the cruise for a lot of people.
Gerry, none of the adapters in the manual mention fitting a motorcycle cooling system. It appears none of them fit a Corvette or PT Cruiser but one lists a 2006 Cadillac CTS. It lists a few Chrysler models and a bunch of Chevrolet and GMC trucks so we'll see how much of a waste of money this box of gizmos is (the universal cone may save the day).

Our cruises in the '70s and '80s offered cheap drinks once in international waters and some provided amazing entertainment. In 1983 we took a 7-day cruise on the SS Norway (originally the SS France). It was their first Jazz Cruise and Dizzy Gillespie sat at the table next to ours in the dining room. Each evening, every bar and dance hall on the ship had legends show up and start a jam session. In addition, each big nightly show in the theater featured one of the Jazz legends who would be joined by others as the show progressed. The cruise cost a whole lot less than tickets to see dozens of shows put on by these musicians. It was a good way to get people to go on Caribbean cruises in hurricane season and the SS Norway featured a Jazz Cruise annually for 15 years.

Did I mention gambling? Cruise lines had casinos and each cruise I brought a roll of quarters with the goal of getting rid of them in the slot machines in the shortest time. I think 7 minutes was my record. If I weren't such a big gambler, I would have just thrown a $20 bill over the side. Sometimes I held off until the second night of the cruise before visiting the casino. Liane liked watching the Blackjack tables and seeing some real money disappear.
Had a coworker babble at me once about the four meals a day and all of the alcohol and he "only" gained 7 lbs. on the the cruise. Then he'd get back to working it off with running. All I could think was "maybe don't gain the 7 pounds?"
@Squankum, we were in our early 30s when we started taking cruises. Between the long walks between venues and our cabin and the numerous dance halls on board, we never gained a pound on those cruises. Many times the band or DJ would beg us to go to bed when we were the last couple on the dance floor way past midnight. Every stop at a port meant even more walking, shopping and portaging.

There's no point in us going on cruises now. A glass of orange juice and dry toast and we'd each put on 7 pounds.
This Volare?



When I was a boy it was just a sad Mopar vehicle.


Dollar General Ricardo Montalban?

I looked it up, okay, that's Sergio Franchi, a recently-naturalized Italian-American singer.
@Squankum, the Flavia was one of the Italian owned Costa Line that ran 3- and 4-day cruises from Miami to the Bahamas. The version of "Volare (Nel blu, dipinto di blu)" was the original that I probably heard on the Ed Sullivan show. Dean Martin and Bobby Rydell did popular renditions as well.

When the 5mph bumpers were mandated in the US in the early 1970s, all the passenger cars were hit with a giant Fugly stick. The Volare was no exception.
 
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I put a complete '80, disk brakes Volare front suspension under my '54 F-100 (popular swap 20 years ago, transverse torsion bar springs, disk brakes, power steering). Cool item - the pump was the same as the GM ones of the era, bolted right up to the Pontiac motor.. Compared to the beam axle suspension, it did make my happy heart sing ...
Gerry, that sounds like a great swap. I drove a '47 F-100 for a few days and I remember having to keep my jaw clenched so fillings wouldn't get rattled out of my teeth. Which Pontiac motor did you install? I was in love with the 400 that came in my '68 GTO.
Bob-you mentioned having to clean the mold/mildew from your concrete walk with pressure washer. I'm sure that the Suburu gas one would work well with one of these versus a turbo nozzle. Or maybe I misread what you said and you've already got one. I couldn't have taken care of the large parking/patio in front of our place in ZHills..
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Gerry, I actually have two of those. One is the floating kind in your post and the other has four casters that make it glide over the driveway and poured sidewalk out front. They don't do the square foot paver walkway as well. The black one wanders off the edge and the wheeled one gets a wheel stuck in the lawn frequently. I wanted to try out my new electric pressure washer but it turned out to be nowhere near powerful enough for those dual spinning spray heads. I was too lazy to go to the Marathon gas station to get some ethanol-free gas and Advance Auto for some fresh oil to fire up the Subaru.
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I put a complete '80, disk brakes Volare front suspension under my '54 F-100 (popular swap 20 years ago, transverse torsion bar springs, disk brakes, power steering). Cool item - the pump was the same as the GM ones of the era, bolted right up to the Pontiac motor.. Compared to the beam axle suspension, it did make my happy heart sing ...

Transverse torsion bars like a VW Beetle?
 

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Bob, I had no idea that cruises were the way to go, back in the day. Prices of food, the experience, everything. We paid $50 per person for the whole experience for our trip, nowadays. That included a ride on a school bus, a cruise on the river, buffet lunch, shopping afterwards, then a bus ride home. If I think about it, we really did a lot of things for our money, verses a decent restaurant in any local town. Quite a bit better, if you pick an... Ummm upscale restaurant nowadays. That being said, Cheryl liked the cruise so much that she is going to try to find a train ride for us, soon. She promised me a train ride that serves pizza!! I'm for that, hugely. Love me some pizza. Deep dish, lots of meat. Lots of cheese. Ever been to Chicago? Ha. One piece fills you up. I almost get confused between lasagna and deep dish pizza in Chicago. Best pizza I've ever tried. My favorite.
 

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The only pizza that comes close to that, around here, would be a foil pan pizza, with cowboy ingredients on top, from your local Papa Murphys.... They refused to make that combination, at first, but they do now. I'm not ready to take credit or discredit for the above, just think I had some influence on their success for making that combination, nowadays... Just sayn... Even at that you would have to stack about three of these bad boys together to match something made in Chicago...
 

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I really like Green Mill pizza, too. But I find that a thicker crust pizza comes with huge chunks of fresh tow-maters... I'm not really a fan of that, so I always go much more thin crust on them.
 

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Transverse torsion bars like a VW Beetle?
Pitcher better n' a thousand words:
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That's looking up from the bottom side. The quick n' dirty on a 53-56 F-100 was to eliminate the entire buggy spring/solid axle front end including the steering box, then slide this K-member assembly under the frame, position it, lay the frame flat on it and then weld 'em together. It worked, but it was impossible to get the front end dropped much lower than the nose in the air stock stance. The proper was was to make profiles of the k-member at the intersection point with the effie frame and then carve most of the bottom and side rail of the frame to fit, then spend a ton of hours welding, filling, trimming and more grinding, but it came out with a suspension system that rode good and that you could set the nose of the truck on the ground if you so desired (although mine was set up the height of a beer can, which cleared most stuff)
Gerry, that sounds like a great swap. I drove a '47 F-100 for a few days and I remember having to keep my jaw clenched so fillings wouldn't get rattled out of my teeth. Which Pontiac motor did you install? I was in love with the 400 that came in my '68 GTO.
Bob - sad to say it was a low compression '72 350 with a Turbo 350 behind it, with the stock '54 4:11 rear end behind it. I Bought it that way, had a blast the first year with it, but hated the front suspension (see above). I don't know the background except the truck was brought to Michigan from California in the late '80, supposedly driven, which must have been quite a trip with the 350/4:11 combo and Cherry bombs with short pipes that ended just behind the cab. (huh? whatja say? what? Speak up!). I believe it may have been built as a hauler for a race car or boat, as it had a ton of extra rear leaves and a beefy class C hitch. Adding to the mystery was that the Vin said it was originally an automatic, yet had been set up with a stick at some point because the cross shaft with the clutch pedal was still there with the pedal gas axed at the base. scan0012.jpg

There's lots more to tell, I'll save that for later, let's just say that sometimes it's better to have fun with what cha got rather than try making it into the "really cool" thing that never gets done...



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My favorite pizza of all time would be a deep dish pepperoni at Pizza Hut. Since they've greatly gone downhill, nowadays, with less locations, it's a challenge to even find a place, local to us, nowadays. But I've always liked them. Back in the day, there was a Pizza Hut in Menominee, WI. Cheryl and I went there often. We haven't been there since we had a choice of a smoking section or not. We always asked for a smoking section. Back then, if I remember right, the menu was paper, had a menu on one side, had crossword puzzles, jumble type games, things like that on the reverse side.
 

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My experience with cruises was pretty much eat and drink. My wife still don’t know how I was able to walk and not have hangovers in the morning due to the amount of adult beverages I consumed. I said “easy, don’t stop drinking and you don’t get a hangover!” But as mentioned, the cost wasn’t too bad really when I did the math. I just didn’t really enjoy sitting on the boat all week. I did the parties, I did the shows, and I did the gambling, but it just seemed it was more about eating and drinking on the cruises I went on.
 
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Pitcher better n' a thousand words:
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That's looking up from the bottom side. The quick n' dirty on a 53-56 F-100 was to eliminate the entire buggy spring/solid axle front end including the steering box, then slide this K-member assembly under the frame, position it, lay the frame flat on it and then weld 'em together. It worked, but it was impossible to get the front end dropped much lower than the nose in the air stock stance. The proper was was to make profiles of the k-member at the intersection point with the effie frame and then carve most of the bottom and side rail of the frame to fit, then spend a ton of hours welding, filling, trimming and more grinding, but it came out with a suspension system that rode good and that you could set the nose of the truck on the ground if you so desired (although mine was set up the height of a beer can, which cleared most stuff)

Bob - sad to say it was a low compression '72 350 with a Turbo 350 behind it, with the stock '54 4:11 rear end behind it. I Bought it that way, had a blast the first year with it, but hated the front suspension (see above). I don't know the background except the truck was brought to Michigan from California in the late '80, supposedly driven, which must have been quite a trip with the 350/4:11 combo and Cherry bombs with short pipes that ended just behind the cab. (huh? whatja say? what? Speak up!). I believe it may have been built as a hauler for a race car or boat, as it had a ton of extra rear leaves and a beefy class C hitch. Adding to the mystery was that the Vin said it was originally an automatic, yet had been set up with a stick at some point because the cross shaft with the clutch pedal was still there with the pedal gas axed at the base. scan0012.jpg

There's lots more to tell, I'll save that for later, let's just say that sometimes it's better to have fun with what cha got rather than try making it into the "really cool" thing that never gets done...



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An addendum to this : I often thought about posting a picture or two on Ryan's HAMB (Hokey *** Message Board) part of The Jalopy Journal to see if anyone that was around on the Left Coast in the old days recognized it. I'm not a member and it seemed like a "one and done" kind of thing.
 

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Pitcher better n' a thousand words:
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That's looking up from the bottom side. The quick n' dirty on a 53-56 F-100 was to eliminate the entire buggy spring/solid axle front end including the steering box,

Ah. My only experience with Chrysler torsion bars is the front springs on our '00 Durango, which are longitudinal. And here's a pic from a 1957 Chrysler, longitudinal.

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I got confused when this subject started, thinking Jay Leno had a mid-50's Chrysler with longitudinal torsion springs all around. Nope, it's his Packard Caribbean.


It also had an electric motor to adjust the bars, for load leveling;

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Trivia clattering around in my skull says that old man Porsche had a patent on the torsion spring. Well, good thing I checked Wikipedia, because it is, of course, complicated:

"The first vehicle to use torsion bars was Leyland Eight designed by J. G. Parry-Thomasand produced from 1920 to 1923, however its rear suspension, patented in 1919,[1] was retrospectively named "torsion bar assisted" by Leyland in a 1966 publication[2] because the bars only complemented the leaf springs. Less than two dozen cars (including racing variants) were produced, and the suspension was only ever used again on Marlborough-Thomas racing cars few years later.

In 1923 Parry-Thomas patented an updated design featuring a true torsion bar design with no leaf springs,[3] however the inventor's death in a car crash in 1927 prevented its further development. Therefore the invention is often credited to the Porsche GmbH, which patented it in 1931 and later used it in many designs.[4][5]

The front wheel drive Citroën Traction Avant from 1934 was the first to implement the idea in a serially produced car, featuring independent front torsion bar suspension and a flexible trailing dead axle, also sprung by torsion bars. The flexibility of the axle beam provided wheel location features like a twist beam axle.[6] Also in the 1930s, Porsche's prototypes of the first Volkswagen Beetle incorporated torsion bars—especially their transverse mounting style. Czechoslovak Tatra's 1948 T600 Tatraplan employed rear torsion bar suspension, the only Tatra to do so"

Did somebody say T600 Tatraplan?!

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Porsche torsion bars included the VW Beetle and 356 suspension, like this:

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Kudos to Chrysler for keeping it simpler and cheaper! Like two-thirds of a sway bar.
 
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Ah. My only experience with Chrysler torsion bars is the front springs on our '00 Durango, which are longitudinal. And here's a pic from a 1957 Chrysler, longitudinal.

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I got confused when this subject started, thinking Jay Leno had a mid-50's Chrysler with longitudinal torsion springs all around. Nope, it's his Packard Caribbean.


It also had an electric motor to adjust the bars, for load leveling;

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Trivia clattering around in my skull says that old man Porsche had a patent on the torsion spring. Well, good thing I checked Wikipedia, because it is, of course, complicated:



Did somebody say T600 Tatraplan?!

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Porsche torsion bars included the VW Beetle and 356 suspension, like this:

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Kudos to Chrysler for keeping in simpler and cheaper! Like two-thirds of a sway bar.
A close friend of mine bought a suspension kit for his '39 Ford Tudor sedan that used longitudinal torsion bars from a full size '70's Chrysler product. (He's older than me - like dirt- and it's his high school ride).
 

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Bob, I've been to Chicago exactly twice. First time was through work and had to attend a class to learn the Fanuc (GE?) CNC control. That's when we had a Chicago style pizza. We went to Boston Sea Party, too. Had their "all you can eat" buffet. I've not eaten so much sea food in my life! I actually tried some octopus... Wasn't bad. Ha.

2nd trip to Chicago was for one of my nieces. She had won first place at a beauty pageant in the Twin Cities. We had to go to Chicago to get her picture taken to put on a Wheaties box. I drove my sister's car and Mom came with us. I'm not a Wheaties partaker, so don't know if the box went into production or not. Just remember my niece getting a sample box and think she still has it.
 

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Bob, another restaurant comes to mind with me.. it is in Hudson, WI. It is called Milwaukee Burger. Quite the place. Those burgers are awesome. Very popular place. Most of the time we go there, it's about an hour wait to actually get seated. It is worth it. We only go once in a while. A waitress escorts you to a table. Full bar. Everything...

Another place I buy from is in Hudson, called Five Guys. Those burgers are awesome. I ask for a large burger for me. ( Meaning a double patty) And ask for a small burger for Cheryl. Meaning one patty. Then I ask for the smallest helping of French Fries... A small amount of ketchup and a small amount of grilled onions on both.... I kid you not, the smallest order of fries consists of put the burgers in the sack, then fill the rest of the sack with fries. I'm not kidding. Ha. I would hate to ask for a large portion of fries.... I always pick up something for the both of us on a Wednesday evening. It gives Cheryl a night off from cooking. She thanks me profusely, every week. She picks up a pizza every Tuesday. So there is that, and I love it. Cheryl made Chicken shis-ka-bobs on the smoker tonight. Pretty tasty. I promised her that I'll try to find a rack of ribs, this week, does she prefer pork ribs or beef ribs? She didn't have a preference, and I don't know what I'm buying in a grocery store.. but I'll try. Cheryl is running out of charcoal, so I'll pick up some more. Lately, she has been using just normal Kingsford briquettes and a sprinkle of shredded apple wood on top. I asked her if she would like to try something else, other than apple wood. There's hickory, mesquite, and some others. I remember that Kay had a favorite combination of two different woods that she uses on her smoker.
 
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Transverse torsion bars like a VW Beetle?
@Squankum, the torsion bar suspension I remember best was the setup on all the Chrysler vehicles in 1957. GM responded in 1958 with an air bag suspension system but it wasn't a universal change like Chrysler. It was an option on Chevy and Olds for just one year (1958), Buick and Pontiac for two years (1958-9) but Cadillac started offering it as standard equipment in 1957 on the brushed stainless roof Eldorado Brougham and optional on several Cadillac models a little longer than the other GM passenger cars (1958-60).
Bob,
Happy belated birthday.
Sorry, I haven't been around. Hope you had great one.
Leonard, I have been AWOL as well. Lots of little time-eating projects, shopping and visiting doctors and their dealers (Walgreens mostly). When It's my turn to pick up the prescriptions, I warn the people behind me: "it's going to take a while, they have to get my heroin from way in the back."
Bob, I had no idea that cruises were the way to go, back in the day. Prices of food, the experience, everything. We paid $50 per person for the whole experience for our trip, nowadays. That included a ride on a school bus, a cruise on the river, buffet lunch, shopping afterwards, then a bus ride home. If I think about it, we really did a lot of things for our money, verses a decent restaurant in any local town. Quite a bit better, if you pick an... Ummm upscale restaurant nowadays. That being said, Cheryl liked the cruise so much that she is going to try to find a train ride for us, soon. She promised me a train ride that serves pizza!! I'm for that, hugely. Love me some pizza. Deep dish, lots of meat. Lots of cheese. Ever been to Chicago? Ha. One piece fills you up. I almost get confused between lasagna and deep dish pizza in Chicago. Best pizza I've ever tried. My favorite.
Rick, cruises weren't for everyone. We just happen to live in South Florida on the east coast where cruises to the Caribbean start, from the ports of Palm Beach, Fort Lauderdale and Miami. We took most of the cruises with another couple in our Corvette club and the wife learned about a lot of special deals from her travel agent friend. The 7-day cruise for $250 each required us to bunk together in one cabin. The ship had a very limited number of 4-adult cabins and she got one by calling at midnight the day of the deal. Quite a few of our cruises were to visit places without having to pack and unpack luggage every day. In 1984 we took a 14-day Mediterranean trip starting in Greece and visiting a few Greek islands, Egypt, Israel and Turkey. After the 7-day cruise part, we enjoyed a bus trip all over Greece (lots of packing and unpacking). The Scandinavia/Russia cruise took us from England to Sweden, Norway, Finland, Saint Petersburg, Russia, Estonia and Denmark. When we got older we did road trips. Several in Australia, New Zealand, Fiji and the finale, Great Britain (England, Wales and Scotland but missed Ireland).

Like you, I've been to Chicago twice. Once in 1955 to connect to Route 66 from Long Island via the Pennsylvania turnpike. We didn't take Route 66 for nostalgia -- it was the main road west because there were only a few freeways, parkways, thruways and turnpikes and those were built by the states back then. Eisenhower didn't even sign the interstate highway bill until 1956. We cooked 95% of our meals in the little travel trailer for those 75 day trips so I missed out on Chicago pizza back then. In fact the first time I had pizza was when I was dating Liane. In the early 1970s, a business trip took me to Chicago and I tried the pizza. I thought it was fine but our equivalent is Sicilian pizza, New York style, which is rectangular, baked twice and is heavier and more filling than the classic New York round pizza.
The only pizza that comes close to that, around here, would be a foil pan pizza, with cowboy ingredients on top, from your local Papa Murphys.... They refused to make that combination, at first, but they do now. I'm not ready to take credit or discredit for the above, just think I had some influence on their success for making that combination, nowadays... Just sayn... Even at that you would have to stack about three of these bad boys together to match something made in Chicago...
The first Pizzeria Liane took me to was Babylon Pizza and they had a clam pizza I thought was to die for. Mention it anywhere but Long Island (or Connecticut) and people take a step back and give you the "What's wrong with you?" look.

"Clam pizza is most famously associated with New Haven, Connecticut but it is popular on Long Island and can be found at various pizza establishments there. It is a white pizza, featuring a thin crust with toppings of clams, olive oil, garlic and cheese rather than a tomato sauce. It is sometimes called "grandma pizza" and often includes oregano and Pecorino Romano cheese."
I really like Green Mill pizza, too. But I find that a thicker crust pizza comes with huge chunks of fresh tow-maters... I'm not really a fan of that, so I always go much more thin crust on them.
Rick, these days we rarely eat food cooked or prepared outside our home. I forget exactly when but more than a decade ago, my blood pressure started rising and my feet and ankles started swelling after eating at restaurants and prepared meals from the grocery store. Turns out it's because there's so much salt in it. I take a tiny 12.5mg hydrochlorothiazide pill every day to counteract the sodium. Walmart has become a regular food shopping location for us because they offer a lot of "no salt added" groceries.
Pitcher better n' a thousand words:
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That's looking up from the bottom side. The quick n' dirty on a 53-56 F-100 was to eliminate the entire buggy spring/solid axle front end including the steering box, then slide this K-member assembly under the frame, position it, lay the frame flat on it and then weld 'em together. It worked, but it was impossible to get the front end dropped much lower than the nose in the air stock stance. The proper was was to make profiles of the k-member at the intersection point with the effie frame and then carve most of the bottom and side rail of the frame to fit, then spend a ton of hours welding, filling, trimming and more grinding, but it came out with a suspension system that rode good and that you could set the nose of the truck on the ground if you so desired (although mine was set up the height of a beer can, which cleared most stuff)

Bob - sad to say it was a low compression '72 350 with a Turbo 350 behind it, with the stock '54 4:11 rear end behind it. I Bought it that way, had a blast the first year with it, but hated the front suspension (see above). I don't know the background except the truck was brought to Michigan from California in the late '80, supposedly driven, which must have been quite a trip with the 350/4:11 combo and Cherry bombs with short pipes that ended just behind the cab. (huh? whatja say? what? Speak up!). I believe it may have been built as a hauler for a race car or boat, as it had a ton of extra rear leaves and a beefy class C hitch. Adding to the mystery was that the Vin said it was originally an automatic, yet had been set up with a stick at some point because the cross shaft with the clutch pedal was still there with the pedal gas axed at the base. scan0012.jpg

There's lots more to tell, I'll save that for later, let's just say that sometimes it's better to have fun with what cha got rather than try making it into the "really cool" thing that never gets done...



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Gerry, that's a beautiful truck. I am torn between the Ford and Chevy pickups of the mid-'50s. I like the stepsides in both brands but I fell in love with the 1955 Chevy Cameo the first time I saw one on the way to California.
My favorite pizza of all time would be a deep dish pepperoni at Pizza Hut. Since they've greatly gone downhill, nowadays, with less locations, it's a challenge to even find a place, local to us, nowadays. But I've always liked them. Back in the day, there was a Pizza Hut in Menominee, WI. Cheryl and I went there often. We haven't been there since we had a choice of a smoking section or not. We always asked for a smoking section. Back then, if I remember right, the menu was paper, had a menu on one side, had crossword puzzles, jumble type games, things like that on the reverse side.
Rick, we always got our pizza from a mom and pop place. The exception was during our two years living in Australia. The local pizza was fine but it didn't taste like home. We visited Pizza Hut or McDonalds to get that fix. We returned to the US in 1991 and haven't been to a Mc Donalds or Pizza Hut since. Since our local New York pizza place closed five years ago, we haven't found one we both like since. Liane did find a place that sells a tateless crust (think Saltine cracker without as much salt) and airbrushed red sauce with slightly 'off' cream chease. Now she wants to try the $9.95 Domino's anything goes pizza. Looks like I won't be wearing shoes for a couple of days.
My experience with cruises was pretty much eat and drink. My wife still don’t know how I was able to walk and not have hangovers in the morning due to the amount of adult beverages I consumed. I said “easy, don’t stop drinking and you don’t get a hangover!” But as mentioned, the cost wasn’t too bad really when I did the math. I just didn’t really enjoy sitting on the boat all week. I did the parties, I did the shows, and I did the gambling, but it just seemed it was more about eating and drinking on the cruises I went on.
Cody, many cruise serve one ounce of liquor with ice and your choice of mixer. We would often bring our own favorite (Johnnie Walker Black for me and Bacardi Black for Liane). All but two of our cruises had many interesting ports so the ship was our transportation and lodging.

Our second cruise was on the Cunard Princess in 1978. One of the ship's propellers or shafts was bent and causing an annoying vibration. They couldn't serve a full drink or cup of coffee because ripples would form and at some point wash over the rim of a full container. The night of the Captain's Dinner we ran into some rough weather and waves were breaking over the bow. The menu that night featured Maine lobster tails and Filet Mignon (Surf & Turf). By the time the appetizers, salads and soups had been served, people started getting up from their tables and leaving. Before long, there were empty tables with 8 servings of Surf & Turf just sitting there. Hating to see food go to waste, I made my way to a couple of nearby tables and brought back my 10th or 12th serving (I held back on the early courses). Only had one piece of Baked Alaska before we exited. I grew up fishing in the North Atlantic on small charter boats and managed not to barf from the waves, diesel fumes and bait buckets so a little rocking and rolling on a giant ship was kinda relaxing.

In addition to sightseeing on many Caribbean islands, we shoped at their duty free stores. I bought a Minolta SLR for half the price in the US. But the killer was the duty free liquor stores. Here's a receipt from Al Cohen's Discount Liquors on St. Thomas:
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A few years later Liane and a girl friend visited St. Thomas on another cruise and she only bought me one bottle of Johnnie Walker Black. She paid about $30 but it was the 4.5 liter bottle on a swing. It's $268 for that bottle today.
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An addendum to this : I often thought about posting a picture or two on Ryan's HAMB (Hokey *** Message Board) part of The Jalopy Journal to see if anyone that was around on the Left Coast in the old days recognized it. I'm not a member and it seemed like a "one and done" kind of thing.
Gerry, I am a subscriber to the HAMB but haven't visited in years. Way too much squabbling over stuff and my oldest vehicle is a '72 so I didn't fit in. The fact it was a fiberglass car made it even more awkward. I did manage to sell my Edmunds Custom dual Ford 94 2-barrel manifold and carburetor setup for $600 (I paid $35 and used it on my '56 Chevy 235 ci stovebolt six for several years.
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Ah. My only experience with Chrysler torsion bars is the front springs on our '00 Durango, which are longitudinal. And here's a pic from a 1957 Chrysler, longitudinal.

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I got confused when this subject started, thinking Jay Leno had a mid-50's Chrysler with longitudinal torsion springs all around. Nope, it's his Packard Caribbean.


It also had an electric motor to adjust the bars, for load leveling;

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Trivia clattering around in my skull says that old man Porsche had a patent on the torsion spring. Well, good thing I checked Wikipedia, because it is, of course, complicated:



Did somebody say T600 Tatraplan?!

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Porsche torsion bars included the VW Beetle and 356 suspension, like this:

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Kudos to Chrysler for keeping it simpler and cheaper! Like two-thirds of a sway bar.
@Squankum, I had forgotten about the Packard system. Even when those '55 Caribbean's were available new, you rarely saw one on the street.
A close friend of mine bought a suspension kit for his '39 Ford Tudor sedan that used longitudinal torsion bars from a full size '70's Chrysler product. (He's older than me - like dirt- and it's his high school ride).
Gerry, I have an "Older than Dirt" t-shirt and have had it for a looooong time.
Bob, another restaurant comes to mind with me.. it is in Hudson, WI. It is called Milwaukee Burger. Quite the place. Those burgers are awesome. Very popular place. Most of the time we go there, it's about an hour wait to actually get seated. It is worth it. We only go once in a while. A waitress escorts you to a table. Full bar. Everything...

Another place I buy from is in Hudson, called Five Guys. Those burgers are awesome. I ask for a large burger for me. ( Meaning a double patty) And ask for a small burger for Cheryl. Meaning one patty. Then I ask for the smallest helping of French Fries... A small amount of ketchup and a small amount of grilled onions on both.... I kid you not, the smallest order of fries consists of put the burgers in the sack, then fill the rest of the sack with fries. I'm not kidding. Ha. I would hate to ask for a large portion of fries.... I always pick up something for the both of us on a Wednesday evening. It gives Cheryl a night off from cooking. She thanks me profusely, every week. She picks up a pizza every Tuesday. So there is that, and I love it. Cheryl made Chicken shis-ka-bobs on the smoker tonight. Pretty tasty. I promised her that I'll try to find a rack of ribs, this week, does she prefer pork ribs or beef ribs? She didn't have a preference, and I don't know what I'm buying in a grocery store.. but I'll try. Cheryl is running out of charcoal, so I'll pick up some more. Lately, she has been using just normal Kingsford briquettes and a sprinkle of shredded apple wood on top. I asked her if she would like to try something else, other than apple wood. There's hickory, mesquite, and some others. I remember that Kay had a favorite combination of two different woods that she uses on her smoker.
Rick, there's a great burger joint near us. We used to go there with our neighbors on occasion but since they moved away, we haven't returned. I make my own patties at home and adjust the size (7 oz. for me, 5 oz. for Liane). Publix sells great fresh rolls that I put mine on but Liane prefers hers on an English muffin (I know!). Mine also gets a slice of Hot Jalapeno Habanero cheese.

Our time in Australia spoiled us. The Fish & Chips shops served fantastic fries with the battered fish, all wrapped up in paper but the best fries were sold at Coles supermarket. We would walk down the hill from our place to the Corso in Manly, pick up a bag of fresh cooked french fries and eat them on a picnic bench overlooking the ocean. Our favorite one-legged seagull would always stop by for a taste. I can't be sure because I never asked but I believe the best fries in Australia were cooked in lard, not vegetable oil. Of course that was 35 years ago so things may have changed.
 

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Cody, many cruise serve one ounce of liquor with ice and your choice of mixer. We would often bring our own favorite (Johnnie Walker Black for me and Bacardi Black for Liane). All but two of our cruises had many interesting ports so the ship was our transportation and lodging.

Our second cruise was on the Cunard Princess in 1978. One of the ship's propellers or shafts was bent and causing an annoying vibration. They couldn't serve a full drink or cup of coffee because ripples would form and at some point wash over the rim of a full container. The night of the Captain's Dinner we ran into some rough weather and waves were breaking over the bow. The menu that night featured Maine lobster tails and Filet Mignon (Surf & Turf). By the time the appetizers, salads and soups had been served, people started getting up from their tables and leaving. Before long, there were empty tables with 8 servings of Surf & Turf just sitting there. Hating to see food go to waste, I made my way to a couple of nearby tables and brought back my 10th or 12th serving (I held back on the early courses). Only had one piece of Baked Alaska before we exited. I grew up fishing in the North Atlantic on small charter boats and managed not to barf from the waves, diesel fumes and bait buckets so a little rocking and rolling on a giant ship was kinda relaxing.

In addition to sightseeing on many Caribbean islands, we shoped at their duty free stores. I bought a Minolta SLR for half the price in the US. But the killer was the duty free liquor stores. Here's a receipt from Al Cohen's Discount Liquors on St. Thomas:
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A few years later Liane and a girl friend visited St. Thomas on another cruise and she only bought me one bottle of Johnnie Walker Black. She paid about $30 but it was the 4.5 liter bottle on a swing. It's $268 for that bottle today.
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Those port stops were nice too but was too short. So, it was a mad rush to get to wherever we wanted to go, stay for 1 to 2hrs and then we had to head back to the ship. Sometimes it worked out as an hour or 2 was perfect for the beach. But there was some stops I wished I got to spend more time at and in the end, we made those designations trips in the past to visit and explore more. I almost paid for an excursion at one stop but decided against it. Turns out it was smart as half the people we knew that went was complaining how the line was so long that they didn't get to complete the excursion before being forced to return to the ship. I hope they got refunded for it, but I never spoke to those people after the cruise. I remember going to Canada and Maine for one cruise and we got a lot of time at those ports stops, so I was dining on street vendors lobsters, and bacon maple potato donuts. Even went on a lobster boat and caught my own lobster that I had to carry to the vendor across the street to have them cook it for me with 2 sides and a drink for $15. That lobster boat wasn't part of the cruise, it was just something we came across by talking to the boat captain while at port one time.

I recall those duty shops, and I know my mother-in-law bought quite a bit of the jewelry and so on. The kids also got to get some jewelry as they all thought it was great deals! I had taken an interest in a painting one time but was told a stern no on letting me get it for the living room. I can't recall what it was now as it's been years ago, but I do remember I never got to buy anything I wanted on the cruise, lol. They all tried to get me to get a watch, but as I pointed out to them, I have 2 nice watches that sits in the safe and hardly get worn.

As for the liquor, I've always wanted to get one of those swing bottles for Jim Beam or Wild Turkey 101, just never pulled the trigger. I'm sure if I had saw one at the duty-free store I would have been carrying a couple as if they were my kids on the plane. But, with the limits on what can go on a plane these days, I know I would have had to chug the bottle at the gate.

Cruises dining has changed from your days and mine. I remember the endless buffet bars, and also the select dining places with sit down order menus. But if I wanted a steak and lobster, I had to pay an additional amount of money to enjoy one on the cruise. We did spend the money for a steak dinner one night as it was one of those Texas Brazil steak deal where you just flip a coaster green up and they bring different kinds of steak and meat to the table, and you get to take as much as you wanted. I enjoyed that dinner, but I couldn't justify taking all of the family to those dinners since it was close to a $100 a person and the wife and kid ate more of the "buffet" they had for the steak dinner then they did the actual meat. If I went to those dinners alone, I would have been selfish in doing so, but honestly, I would have just done it to be cheap. I could of easily ate my steak dinner and then sat with the family at the buffet and would have saved a bunch of money!

My attempt to meet the captain was always a defeat as I was either too early or too late to meet with the captain. I also wanted to bring my fishing pole and request a spot on the lower deck with the crew to fish closer to the water but was told I couldn't do that either.

Honestly, I would go on a cruise again, as long as it didn't cost an arm and I got the drinking package too!
 
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Those port stops were nice too but was too short. So, it was a mad rush to get to wherever we wanted to go, stay for 1 to 2hrs and then we had to head back to the ship. Sometimes it worked out as an hour or 2 was perfect for the beach. But there was some stops I wished I got to spend more time at and in the end, we made those designations trips in the past to visit and explore more. I almost paid for an excursion at one stop but decided against it. Turns out it was smart as half the people we knew that went was complaining how the line was so long that they didn't get to complete the excursion before being forced to return to the ship. I hope they got refunded for it, but I never spoke to those people after the cruise. I remember going to Canada and Maine for one cruise and we got a lot of time at those ports stops, so I was dining on street vendors lobsters, and bacon maple potato donuts. Even went on a lobster boat and caught my own lobster that I had to carry to the vendor across the street to have them cook it for me with 2 sides and a drink for $15. That lobster boat wasn't part of the cruise, it was just something we came across by talking to the boat captain while at port one time.

I recall those duty shops, and I know my mother-in-law bought quite a bit of the jewelry and so on. The kids also got to get some jewelry as they all thought it was great deals! I had taken an interest in a painting one time but was told a stern no on letting me get it for the living room. I can't recall what it was now as it's been years ago, but I do remember I never got to buy anything I wanted on the cruise, lol. They all tried to get me to get a watch, but as I pointed out to them, I have 2 nice watches that sits in the safe and hardly get worn.

As for the liquor, I've always wanted to get one of those swing bottles for Jim Beam or Wild Turkey 101, just never pulled the trigger. I'm sure if I had saw one at the duty-free store I would have been carrying a couple as if they were my kids on the plane. But, with the limits on what can go on a plane these days, I know I would have had to chug the bottle at the gate.

Cruises dining has changed from your days and mine. I remember the endless buffet bars, and also the select dining places with sit down order menus. But if I wanted a steak and lobster, I had to pay an additional amount of money to enjoy one on the cruise. We did spend the money for a steak dinner one night as it was one of those Texas Brazil steak deal where you just flip a coaster green up and they bring different kinds of steak and meat to the table, and you get to take as much as you wanted. I enjoyed that dinner, but I couldn't justify taking all of the family to those dinners since it was close to a $100 a person and the wife and kid ate more of the "buffet" they had for the steak dinner then they did the actual meat. If I went to those dinners alone, I would have been selfish in doing so, but honestly, I would have just done it to be cheap. I could of easily ate my steak dinner and then sat with the family at the buffet and would have saved a bunch of money!

My attempt to meet the captain was always a defeat as I was either too early or too late to meet with the captain. I also wanted to bring my fishing pole and request a spot on the lower deck with the crew to fish closer to the water but was told I couldn't do that either.

Honestly, I would go on a cruise again, as long as it didn't cost an arm and I got the drinking package too!
Cody, you're right about the time restraints on port visits, especially the Caribbean cruises. The two major cruises we took (Mediterranean and Scandinavian) allowed a little more time for the excursions.

I was sorely tempted to buy some gold jewelry for Liane when one of our cruises stopped in Puerto Rico. The place we visited specialized in 24-carat jewelry.

You're right about the dining. We took our cruises from 1977-1998 and one quickie cruise in 2006 and only one or two had an extra cost dining room. Another change was the tipping. Only that 2006 cruise tacked the tip on the final bill. When the size of the tip to the wait staff was our choice, they went out of their way to please us so if we asked for a second or third entree, no problem. As a result we gave far more generous tips than the suggested amounts. Including the 'standard' tip on the final bill on that last cruise was reflected in the service. They didn't provide poor service, just the level you'd expect at an Applebee's.

We always met the captain and officers the night of the Captain's dinner. On our Scandinavian cruise on the Royal Caribbean Splendour of the Seas we took the bridge tour and talked to the Captain a second time. Sadly, they wouldn't let me tour the engine room.

I don't think we could handle another cruise. When we boarded the Splendour of the Seas in 1998, we thought it was huge (built in 1996 with a capacity of about 1,830 passengers) but today's ships, like the Icon of the Seas can accommodate 7,600 passengers plus its crew, bringing the total number of people on board to almost 10,000.

Maybe condider a cruise on a small ship. We cruised the Saint Lawrence River on a 50 passenger ship in 1992. It was a present from IBM, one of the vacations gifted to the core OS/2 team members. We chose it because it was a "Whale Watching Cruise" and it didn't disappoint. At the mouth of the Saganay Fjord the captain stopped the ship and told the crew to come up on the upper deck. The captain had been doing the cruise for 9 years and had never seen that many whales in one place before. The water was like glass and we lost count at 40 Beluga and Minke whales feeding. After an hour we headed down to the dining room, which had windows a few feet above the waterline. A few minutes after we sat down a Fin whale came up alongside the ship and eyeballed us through the windows. Only whale bigger than a Fin is a Blue. Spotted two (or maybe three) Humpback whales but were disappointed they didn't breach.
 
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I turned the front door re-paint into a project. The steel door had too many coats of paint on it and adding another made no sense. With a heat gun and razor blade I peeled off about five coats from the main flat areas and tried 2" 3M Roloc disks on the indented sections. It was in the shade but there was no breeze so I didn't last long in the heat and humidity and the heat gun blowback didn't help. One slightly cooler day I brought out the 4.5" grinder with a wire brush cup on it and went to town. It removed the original primer with ease and I thought I was home free.
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The upper corner of the right middle panel had some rust but it flattened out okay. I figured some rust converter and some coats of primer would make it look decent.
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When I worked my way down to the next panel there was another rusty spot in the same location. As I hit the spot a second or third time, the rust spot disappeared and I had a hole in the door.
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Liane has told me over and over again to call our son and grandson to have them replace the door. I didn't want to tie up one of their few days off and stripping paint isn't that hard. Now I have to do the: "Yes dear, you were right and it's all my fault. I'll never do it again."

This house was built in 1988, before Katrina and Wilma made replacing the door more difficult. Replacing the door and sidelight with a new unit that meets the stricter codes would be $2,000 or more for just the unit. Replacing the slab door is grandfathered in so I went on the hunt. Turns out the Jeld-Wen steel door is a very close match for $167. Three new stainless steel ball bearing hinges adds another $22 so I ordered the hinges from Amazon and the door from Lowe's. Luckily the store that had three in stock is a mile south of our son's home and he could pick it up on the way. Spent two days trying to place the order because some ******* has a name and password on the Lowe's credit card that is different from the Lowe's website name and password. After a half dozen calls to Lowe's to unlock my account (for too many failed login attempts) I finally figured out how to place the order.

Saturday morning our son and youngest grandson (21 year old) arrive and fit the new hinges to the frame, use the old door's hinge locations to mark the locations on the new door and mortise the wood core on the steel door. My son showed me a trick to adjust the hinge on the frame. He put a wood screw in the frame in the middle of the hinge and drove it in flush. When the top of the door needed to be adjusted he unscrewed the screw behind the hinge and made the door fit perfectly.
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With what I thought was the hard part done, all that was left was installing the handle, deadbolt lock and striker plates (yes, of course they had to be relocated). The handle was no problem but re-installing the deadbolt Schlage lock turned into a nightmare. I installed this deadbolt six or seven years ago and even doing it one-handed had no problem. As we approached the second hour fighting the lock, I went down to the shed and removed its deadbolt, which happens to be brushed chrome (dull and ugly but mostly a match. Everything is fine but because the shed deadbolt has a lever inside, rather than a second keyed side, SWMBO's irrational fear that someone will break the sidelight to flip the lever means I will re-enter the fray and get the original double keyed deadbolt installed. I am not friends with any burglars but I doubt their first plan of attack involves anything on the side of our house that faces the busy street ["You are riight, it's all my fault and I'll never do it again"].
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In a way, it's okay because I plan to remove the hardware to paint the door anyway, For the moment, I'm going to live on the edge and use the lever to lock and unlock the door from the inside.
 
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Door looks good!

Why is the deadbolt giving you trouble? I installed new door hardware on my doors recently and I learned I had to turn the bolt and the knobs a certain way so the key can be removed once the door was locked. First time I’ve encountered that issue and I had to sit down and think what was causing the key to not come out!
 

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A few years later Liane and a girl friend visited St. Thomas on another cruise and she only bought me one bottle of Johnnie Walker Black. She paid about $30 but it was the 4.5 liter bottle on a swing. It's $268 for that bottle today.
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Keith Richards calls that "Tuesday afternoon to Thursday morning."
 
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Yesterday was our granddaughter's third wedding anniversary and because I forgot Monday was some Italian guy's holiday, my card didn't arrive in time. Fortunately she received a couple of way better gifts. Her husband was honorably discharged from the hospital for doing everything they asked. The second gift was the results of a bone marrow biopsy that showed his Leukemia is in remission. He still has another seven months of treatment to make sure the cancer doesn't come back. Wooo-Hooo!
Door looks good!

Why is the deadbolt giving you trouble? I installed new door hardware on my doors recently and I learned I had to turn the bolt and the knobs a certain way so the key can be removed once the door was locked. First time I’ve encountered that issue and I had to sit down and think what was causing the key to not come out!
Cody, apparently this deadbolt requires a one-armed man to install it. Five arms couldn't get it installed correctly. I have painted this door three times and each time I removed the handle and deadbolt rather than mask the hardware. I replaced the Schlage lock and handle with a Chinesium model on one occasion but the handles on both the inside and outside were very sharp. Closed my eyes and ordered new Schlage lock and handle in 2018. It has worked perfectly for seven years so taking it out and putting it back in should have been a no-brainer. There will be a "Hire the handicapped, we're fun to watch" episode involving paint and a deadbolt install in the hopefully near future. Our son suggested I buy an electronic Schlage deadbolt and I just laughed. First, SWMBO is not happy with the whole pushbutton phone thing, second, you have to remove the thing to replace the battery, and finally, if that battery lasts for a long time, how likely will I remember the remove and re-install tricks when I'm in my late 80s or 90s?
Keith Richards calls that "Tuesday afternoon to Thursday morning."
@Squankum, been there and done that. I had to buy smaller bottles of Johnnie Black (my nickname at an all-inclusive club) to make it look like I wasn't in competition with Keith. Pissed off our doctor when I quit Cold Turkey 23 years ago. I think he wanted me to go to rehab and join another club. I try to avoid clubs that would have me as a member. I accidentally attended a meeting on a cruise because I didn't know who "Bill W." was. Talk about a buzz kill!
 

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I am a subscriber to the HAMB but haven't visited in years. Way too much squabbling over stuff and my oldest vehicle is a '72 so I didn't fit in. The fact it was a fiberglass car made it even more awkward.
Same here, Bob. It's amazing how different the tone on the Jalopy Journal is from the Garage Journal, as both are Ryan's forums. I have an account there for learning (aka lurking) but don't post anything anymore. Newbies with the audacity to ask a question that was already answered back in 2007 are treated like lepers in a buffet line. Fiberglass? You're probably a registered *** offender.
My impression is that the majority of the HAMB membership is a bunch of xenophobic old goats who are determined to ensure their hobby dies before they do.
There is some good hot rod information there, but way too much negativity to make it worth the time trying to separate the wheat from the chaff.

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Had another small victory. My offspring think I'm a Luddite for not having my phone implanted on my person at all times. I want to dispell that idea by showing that I once kept up with technology. My first cellphone was a Motorola Microtac that had a few phone numbers stored in it. I even had a phone holder and antenna in the '87Corvette set up for hands-free calling.
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It was okay but required a lot of time to enter and store a phone number. Around 2006 I bought a year-old Palm Pilot TX and some software to transfer information from my PC to the Palm Pilot. That thing went everywhere with me back in the day. The Microtac is long gone but the Palm Pilot has lingered. I put it on a charging stand and low and behold, all the information is still there. However, as soon as I removed it from the charger it told me the battery was extremely low. I decided to buy a new battery and install it. I noticed the replacement battery had tiny wires coming out of the battery when it arrived. Unlike a modern phone, the Palm Pilot battery is soldered onto the board. To get to the battery you have to remove the back, which is held on with four really tiny Torx screws. Luckily I have a set of bits that includes that size.
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Unsoldering the old battery leads was a piece of cake but holding the new wires in place to solder required a surgical tool.
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All back together and charged up. I can take it with me (along with my new 5G Samsung A16 cheapo phone) and impress the family techies.
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The instructions for writing characters on the screen with the stylus stored in the side of the device is priceless.
 

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Had another small victory. My offspring think I'm a Luddite for not having my phone implanted on my person at all times. I want to dispell that idea by showing that I once kept up with technology. My first cellphone was a Motorola Microtac that had a few phone numbers stored in it. I even had a phone holder and antenna in the '87Corvette set up for hands-free calling.
Motorola Microtac.jpg
It was okay but required a lot of time to enter and store a phone number. Around 2006 I bought a year-old Palm Pilot TX and some software to transfer information from my PC to the Palm Pilot. That thing went everywhere with me back in the day. The Microtac is long gone but the Palm Pilot has lingered. I put it on a charging stand and low and behold, all the information is still there. However, as soon as I removed it from the charger it told me the battery was extremely low. I decided to buy a new battery and install it. I noticed the replacement battery had tiny wires coming out of the battery when it arrived. Unlike a modern phone, the Palm Pilot battery is soldered onto the board. To get to the battery you have to remove the back, which is held on with four really tiny Torx screws. Luckily I have a set of bits that includes that size.
Palm Pilot TX Battery 1.jpg
Unsoldering the old battery leads was a piece of cake but holding the new wires in place to solder required a surgical tool.
Palm Pilot TX Battery 2.jpg
All back together and charged up. I can take it with me (along with my new 5G Samsung A16 cheapo phone) and impress the family techies.
Palm Pilot TX Battery 3.jpg
The instructions for writing characters on the screen with the stylus stored in the side of the device is priceless.
You really need a bagphone, Bob. Your progeny, friends, and even random acquaintances would be beyond impressed. Screenshot_20251015-093522-117.png
 

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On our Scandinavian cruise on the Royal Caribbean Splendour of the Seas we took the bridge tour and talked to the Captain a second time. Sadly, they wouldn't let me tour the engine room.

Sorry, Bob, they can't let passengers down below -- they might find out the chef is Casey f'n Ryback!

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Patrice Oneal on Steven Seagal movies:

 

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Years ago I tuned my radio to the public radio station and heard an ad for Viking cruises. My ears perked up! Is this some kind of new extreme tourism? A bunch of folks rowing an open sailboat across the North Sea? Going ashore and beating up Irish monks?

Alas, no. Just small luxury cruise ships.

Adam Savage tours a cruise ship under construction:


Part of a series of videos he did on the subject:

 
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You had to do it, didn't you? I had one of those damned things for work. I HATED it!!! :mad:

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My dad had one for work also, but his was mounted in his truck and had that fancy phone holder mounted in the floor. When someone called and the truck was turned off, the horn/alarm would start blowing. Everyone in the neighborhood knew when he got a phone call at random hours of the night. Lucky me, I didn't hear it when I removed my hearing aids at night. My grandparents lived behind us on the adjacent street, and they were able to hear the horn blowing. So, I know everyone on that block heard it too. When someone called, he had to go to his truck to answer the call since he wasn't able to remove the phone from the truck. That was cutting edge back in the oil field at that time! Oh, and it was Analog and so signal was a lot better in the field but wasn't 100% clear. It was so weird how that phone could get a signal in the middle of nowhere, but a new modern digital phone can't get a signal in that same area now.
 
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