Bob perhaps you could do a YouTube video. A Rhapsody on grass number that would emulate a figure skater imbibed by his lone waltz while gracefully making figure eights around exotic plants while the warden looks on; her eyes locked in a controlled wince. You could name it Heine's Mechanical Botanical Sonata on the Sod.
Bobby, you have me seriously considering visiting a mower dealership to take a test drive. Something tells me they'll have an 'insurance' issue right off the bat. Having shown my Duct Tape Bob kayak excursion, duct tape would obviously be involved but I would really want a cowboy hat to swing around on a selfie stick.
Bob, I think you were to soon to send the Vaseline to Don.. It sounds like you needed it after dealing with the dealership...
***** about the rain, nice job laying the sod down. I been down that road laying sod down one handed myself and it is not much fun at all.
I am in the same boat with the chargers as well, I have not figured out out what to do with them quite yet. I have space under my workbench I think I am going to build a pull out for them like I have seen other member's have, free up the work bench. I also surfer from flat surface syndrome.
John, I request red Mobil 1 grease to hide the blood when I visit a dealership.
Laying sod is a mindless activity for me so I don't mind doing it. I knew I was out of shape when my bicep started cramping up when I lifted my fork at dinner.
I wish I were more ruthless about culling the tools. I can't toss the old ones when the batteries still hold a charge. I need to do something more attractive with the chargers and locate them with the tools.
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Uncle Willie, I can tell you are tired. That's a couple more ha's than usual.
Where do we buy tickets? I haven’t seen a good Sonata in awhile.
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Stewart, private performances will be live on Zoom for my generous friends.
Marc, maybe I can get a wrecked Sonata. With the steering wheel removed, a mower deck hanging off the back and a couple of emergency brake handles in the trunk for Korean zero turn mowing.
Bob always knows how to bring a smile to my face. When he used that line “Hire the handicapped” years ago, made me laught then as well.
Thank you Bob for the years of enjoyment reading your thread!
Ody, you are very kind. I have missed you while you took a break from GJ. You are my hero for driving all your cars. I only have three on the road and like having a choice -- not a museum level choice but a choice nonetheless.
Welcome to Bob's mechanical ballet. Watch your toes, and don't remove your safety glasses until the performance is over.
Uncle Willie, my performances have always required extended social distancing. Watching from another county is a good start but the next state is safer.
Goodness, one thing that really gets me upset is thinking about dealerships. Never have I had a good experience with a dealership. Honestly I've never had a good experience with anything shop/vehicle related.
Jeepster04, I have poor long term memory when it comes to dealerships. In 1987 I visited a Pontiac dealership, thinking I could by two new silver cars for our 25th anniversary. I had saved up enough to buy a Fiero GT and Sunbird GT convertible. All I wanted was a best cash price for the two. The salesman refused to give me a price unless I brought my wife in. I explained it was a surprise for our anniversary but he was adamant. Got up and walked out. Drove 10 miles down the road and bought the silver 1979 BMW 733i and silver 1996 Dodge 600 turbo convertible at a used car lot. Guy was happy to make a deal for cash.
I was at the Ball in NYC for the US Ski Team. At the time Chevrolet was a team sponsor. I was having an issue with my Tahoe. I caught one of the executives in the next urinal. And unloaded about the dealer and the issue. The next working day I had a call from dealership and the issue was resolved shortly after.
One of my past drivers owns a dealership he will have the tow vehicle serviced at dealership, but race cars and trailers are done by the race mechanics.
Michael, from the note on the invoice I gather than dealerships worry about customer complaints making it to the company executives. If I gave a **** about the Cadillac dealership I would make a stink but it isn't worth my time. I guess the folks who buy or lease new cars depend on the warranty work being done by the dealership. They are happy as long as they don't have to pay for repairs. GE "serviced" our GeoSpring water heater more than a dozen times but never fixed the problem. When a new failure code popped up, they walked away. I see the ads for the add-on car warranties and suspect they are spend more money on lawyers' fine print exception clauses (and small claims defense) than actual repairs.
Always busy. I think that's the secret to a long life.
Kirk, I agree and have nightmares about the retired friends who park in a recliner and wait for the end.