Now that IS funny :lol:
Maybe this will help you since you already have your Fluke. And this is an inexpensive one but I have no personal experience with it:
http://www.ehow.com/how_5858351_check-short-circuits-car.html...
Picture 12 in the link below has a good picture of the "Mini Power Tool" used by NASA:
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/09/preparing_to_rescue_hubble.html