I can imagine now, some nitwit's going to have one made that looks like his door is open and then get quite the suprise. :D
Although, I do dig the "Wooded Trail" screen...
Sounds silly, but, in conjunction with the rubber mats, how about wrapping some sort of belt around it and anchoring it to a wall stud... it still gives it some play but won't let it wander to far.
Here's a tip that a Sears sales clerk once passed on to me... and it's worked ever since -
When coming in with a broken tool, instead of heading straight for the cashier, grab the equivalent replacement tool off of the display first and then bring both to the register.
I have yet to be told...