hailwood1965
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Flat blade screwdrivers. I throw them away as fast as they come in from dead relatives and etc.
Flat blade screwdrivers. I throw them away as fast as they come in from dead relatives and etc.

and gravy on French fries, its just sacrilegious what our freaky deaky neighbors to the north do.robertson head screws
The flat head screw driver isn’t the problem, it’s the flat head screws.
Back when most screws were slitted, there were methods used to fix these issues, and some manufacturers still make these.Flat blade screwdrivers. I throw them away as fast as they come in from dead relatives and etc.
Don't get me started on that subject. They are called chips not fries, chips. Another British invention. You lot had the spuds (potatoes) we showed the world what to do with them.and gravy on French fries, its just sacrilegious what our freaky deaky neighbors to the north do.
For me, not so much as "just flat tipped" screwdrivers but the Cman version were they machined the grooves in the tip.Flat blade screwdrivers. I throw them away as fast as they come in from dead relatives and etc.
Rarely the sharpest in the drawerEngineers.
The day a Brit teaches the world what to do with food...Don't get me started on that subject. They are called chips not fries, chips. Another British invention. You lot had the spuds (potatoes) we showed the world what to do with them.
Some of the forrins even put mayonnaise on 'em.
Wrong. Salt and vinegar served up in newspaper.
That is all.
I agree. The probability of getting a nice tight fit between screwdriver and screw head is inversely proportional to the torque needed to loosen the screw. There are no standards for fittment of a phillips slot or the screwdriver tip. (ex: #2 Phillips is a meaningless spec.). I hate them with a passion. Vessel works best but not always.phillips head screws and screwdrivers.
I have a buddy that I hate going over to his house to help with a remodel because all of his tape measures are cheap promotional items, or the worst you can buy. If i know why I am going over there I grab one of my Stanley tapes.Cheap *** tape measures. Springs that won’t retract, locks that don’t hold, a foot and a half of stick out before it limps over, annoying “EZ Read” fraction markings jumbling up the tape. Life is too short for that ****.
Hey! I resemble that. Oh, wait.Rarely the sharpest in the drawer
The flat head screw driver isn’t the problem, it’s the flat head screws.
Oh god, no contest. VISE GRIPS. By far my least favorite tool. It’s a tool I’m turning to when no proper tool will work. I’ve been pinched by them more times than I can remember. And they tend to destroy anything they touch. Absolutely hate vise grips.
ADJUSTABLE WRENCHES are a close second. James May refers to them as “the tool of a charleton“.