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I posted an image of a fanciful "H" (for Hoarder) patch on Beemer's thread, as a joke, after he showed his midget socket set collection. Earlier in the thread, he wrote...
The Curator is also a packrat. He, too, gets it from his father, who didn't like to throw anything away. But he sees distinctions between packrats, hoarders, and collectors. Collectors acquire things with a sophisticated sense of purpose, as a hobby. Stamps or coins, for example. Or monkey wrenches. Hoarders tend to keep everything or fixate on one or more objects that typically have no intrinsic use or collectible value. See the lady in Iowa with 10,000 coffee cans. Or that guy with the tennis balls. Packrats are different, thinks the Curator. Packrats don’t like to throw things away, because they think, “This might be useful later." Things they may not know exactly why they're saving when they're saving them. The Curator is also a bit of a hick, which exacerbates the packrat tendencies. For example, the Watchdog, 13 years old, is starting to not want to take stairs. He started noticing it a few months ago, and the rest of the family started noticing it this week with dread and some alarm now that everyone but their oldest is home for Christmas. What does the Hickish Packrat do? Run off to PetSmart and plop down $139.99 on a ramp like a normal person? No! He tacks an old rug to an old door with some old wood scraps. “Looks like we live out in the sticks,” Mrs. Curator says. (But, but, but, … I was born and raised in The Sticks!, thinks the Curator to himself helplessly.)I inherited the packrat gene from my father along with many tools.



