"A suggestion from a coworker who knows I have a large collection of HO scale model railroad rolling stock - attach a track to the LL rail circling the shop that returns to train station in the upstairs office."
Shopnut, I think that is a terrifically fun idea to make the Asylum truly unique. I've long held the suspicion that 'model train guys' are a strange lot; kinda like a bunch of Peter Pans in bib coveralls and engineer hats who have a common annoying habit of making 'WOOO-WOOO' train whistle sounds at the most inappropriate moments. lol
Besides being a wacky, wild, and whimsical way to display your trains, suspending the track from the LL rail has a very
practical purpose. It will be used by the multitudes of insects, arachnids, and other small critters as their very own
MASS TRANSIT! When the
F.A.R.T.S. (Florida Asylum Rapid Transit System) comes on-line, these critters will no longer have to creep, crawl, slither, flit, fly, or web-thread-swing their way about the upper reaches of the Asylum. They will simply hop aboard the
F.A.R.T.S. for a free ride to their next destination. Hey, Shopnut, you might even train some of the bugs to be engineers, conductors, brakemen, and yard switchers! Now, if you don't necessarily want to become the
F.A.R.T.S. Sys. Admin. for a bunch of vermin, you could always use your ingenuity to adapt the H.O. equipment in making
'The ArachnAin’t'. Let's see, what would
'The ArachnAin’t' look like using your toy trains?....
- The locomotive(s) could be rigged to blow smoke from the stacks, only in this case, the 'smoke' would be clouds of RAID spray. The 'cow catcher' could be enhanced to become 'The Fly Catcher'.
- The 'rail-crane flatcar' could be mechanized and altered to become the rolling bug swatter.
- The locomotive's tender could be outfitted with a wireless remote controlled panning-zooming video camera used to locate the victims for the rolling bug swatter. Also, the video camera would give you a live feed 'down the track' so you could 'play engineer' while making those Wooo-Wooo sounds you so like.
- The tank car(s) would carry the cans of Raid.
- The box cars could carry moth traps, roach motels, ant poison dispensers, termite TNT, and other W.M.D. (Weapons of Minute Destruction).
- The caboose (last, but not least) could be extremely useful; mounted in its cupola (remember what a cupola is?) would be 'The Programmer'. What you ask, is 'The Programmer'? Well, as any computer guy can tell you, 'The Programmer' does what all software types spend 99% of their time doing, namely
DEBUGGING! 'The Programmer' would be a remotely controlled teeny-tiny argon laser, synced with the live video camera, so that the operator (that would be you Shopnut) could sit in the C.C.C.C. (Combat Command and Control Center) [aka your office, aka 'The Train Station'], and wage war against the critters trying to take over the 'high-ground' of the Asylum. I can
foresee you having hours of fun in the
4C. (pun intended)
Now, if you really want to go crazy, I'm sure you could build an app for your smartphone, so you could simultaneously run your railway and wage war on bugs from just about anywhere on planet earth. What a hoot, you could be at work, and when the boss asks what you're working on, you can lean back in your chair, put a deranged grin on your face, and tell him honestly that "I'm going
BUGGY in the Asylum!"