I hope this does not bother too many people as a non-garage post - however, we wouldn't have bought the garage condo if we had not bought our Porsche. Our thread title could have been "The Garage That Porsche Built" instead of the "The Garage at The Place in The Valley."
We attended our first Porsche Parade this last week. Porsche Parade is essentially the yearly convention for all things Porsche. This year it was held in Osage Beach at the Lake of the Ozarks which is only 2.5 hours from our house. As this was our first time attending we had a number of odd misteps in scheduling and picking events to attend but all in all we had lots of fun.
We knew it things were starting off right when we parked in the Tan-Tar-A resort lot next to a 911 GT3RS and a Carrera GT.
It only got more exciting as we continuted to see cars that I hadn't every really thought I would see. Porsche North America was there with several display cars including a RSR race car and new GT2RS on dislay at the hotel during registration.
We went to our first of several banquets that night where they rolled out a Gunther Werks 400 as part of the event. This is one of the new breed of re-imagined air-cooled Porsches. Singer is a bit more famous but Gunther Werks must have some tie in with Porsche to get rolled out at an official even like this. Just to give you an idea - you have to bring your own donor car and then it starts at $500k to do a build. They then pulled the tarp off a Taycan (Mission E) display model. I say display model because there was no interior in the car and I'm not even sure there was any running gear. Not bad for opening night...
The first full day (Monday) of the Parade is Concours day. The cars were amazing and the level of work that went into preparation was also mind boggling. I saw people "drive" cars onto the golf course with socks on the tires and then fully encapsulate the vehicle in a plastic bag the night before the event. I've never seen cars at dealerships that looked that nice. I can't do justice with a couple pictures but here are some favorites:
Of course, Porsche was there with new cars to look at. I particularly liked this 911T. It was spec'd out with the racing seats, no rear seats, and a manual of course. I'm sure I could "live" with the Cayman GTS next to it if you forced me. They also had a Panamera with a "Pink Pig" livery. The shooting brake is a bit of an odd duck so it fits the theme of the original "Pink Pig".
We didn't plan out Tuesday very well and we tried some smaller events such as the RC car event. No one should ever let me near one of their RC vehicles. We also had to run over to the airport for a pre-meeting/chalk talk for the autocross and then run back for the Zone 10 party. What we did learn that day is that we were supposed to have received pre-printed adhesive numbers for our car during registration but somehow did not. We ran to Walmart and picked up some mailbox numbers. Since we were not sure if the adhesive would come off when we were done - we put down blue tape first and then put the number on the blue tape. Not perfect but at least we could run the AutoX now. My wife was 375A since it is her car and I was 375B since I'm the secondary driver.
Wednesday was AutoX. We autocross locally but figured the talent level at the national convention would be high so we went in with very low expectations. They ran stock, production, improved and modified with lots of classes for different years and models. Our local AutoX is lucky to have 2 Porsche entries so it was nice to see almost 200 entered here over two days. We were in the production level since our car has aftermarket wheels (same dia just different offset) and a "Gundo Hack" exhaust mod. I think we lucked into a good category because we only had 6-8 cars in our classes versus the 20ish in the stock classes. The course was on a airport runway and was very long an narrow - it basically went straight out with a cross over half way down and a full 180 degree turn at the end and then back through the cross over again. It was tight and technical in first and last quarters with some relatively high speeds straights in the middle half.
Unexpectedly, after our first of four runs; we were both in first place in our classes. After two runs we were still in first place. But since we were running two runs to one, since we had two drivers in one car - our tires fell off quick and our best runs were behind us at that point. I got beat by 0.037 sec on the third run by a Cayman R. I tried to respond but I pushed too hard in the fastest part of the course and had a major spin (that still didn't hit any cones!!). That is the beauty of AutoX - a major screw up and no damage anywhere. That was where we finished with me in second and my wife in first in our classes. We were both a little shocked but really pleased.
The convention continued but Thursday was to be our last full day. We had things to do in STL on Friday and needed to leave Friday morning. We decided to do the Gimmick Rally on Thursday. It was billed as a 6 hour rally that would hit highlights of the old Route 66 sections that passed through the region. The Gimmick part was they gave us 40 vintage photos of Route 66 attractions from back in the day and we were supposed to put them in order of when we saw them on our route. We headed out before 9am with 40 loose sheets of photos, 10 pages of directions, and multiple tourist guide pamphlets and maps all in a package handed to us at the last minute. It didn't take us long to throw in the towel and decide that if Golf is a beautiful days walk ruined then a Gimmick Rally is a beautiful days drive ruined.
We did get to see some of the attractions and definitely enjoyed the drive - so it was worth it. We just didn't follow the "rules".
But by far the best part to me was driving on the old sections of Route 66 that still have their original concrete and curbing. The mother road is so different from the modern superhighways that we are so used to.
Compare the above to the modern highway below ... Note that there are no pull off areas, much less room in the meadian, and certainly no "outer" roads.
All in all, we had lots of fun. We spent a lot to time talking to fellow car enthusiasts. We had one last night out at a nice restaurant on the lake. When dinner was over, who did we find parked next to us in the parking lot? I'll take that as a good bookend to a great week.
We took tons of cell phone pictures that are in albums on Flikr. Please have a look if you would like.
Porsche Parade 2018 Albums Link