Have I finally made the "You ****" list?

Greatwhitewing · Jul 28, 2013

Moving sale today. Scored a drill press. Total $115 for the lot!!
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A bench grinder
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A 24" Pipe Wrench, a good pair of binoculars, C-Clamps and some steel to pound on.

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Greatwhitewing · Jul 28, 2013

jeffmoss26 · Jul 28, 2013

You can't "****" yourself. It's in the rules!

Greatwhitewing · Jul 28, 2013

jeffmoss26 said:
You can't "****" yourself. It's in the rules!

I was asking.... although I do think I earned it today but only barelt.

Buckgnarly · Jul 28, 2013

Cannot ask, declare a ****. It must be granted, not sought.

nine4gmc · Jul 28, 2013

Sucking yourself in front of everyone here is considered rude, in the future, please consider sucking yourself in the privacy of your own home.

Thanks

Greatwhitewing · Jul 28, 2013

Buckgnarly said:
Cannot ask, declare a ****. It must be granted, not sought.

So I **** at sucking.... Oh well, Maybe I'll go drill some holes...lol

Fedwrench · Jul 28, 2013

NO!!!!

If you have to ask, the answer is NO!!!!

Next time, post what you got without soliciting suckage, and someone may bestow suckage upon you. :bounce:

Greatwhitewing · Jul 28, 2013

"please consider sucking yourself in the privacy of your own home."

Alas but I have tried and failed... I would never leave the house if I could..

lbgradwell · Jul 28, 2013

Suckage denied.

Nice deal though.

Greatwhitewing · Jul 28, 2013

lbgradwell said:
Suckage denied
Nice deal though.

Damn, you guys are tougher to get suckage from than my wife!!!!

Blackmarket · Jul 28, 2013

Can't go into it looking to get sucked. Just gotta let things happen naturally. Ease into it, take your time, not try too hard, and be yourself. Dinner then drinks and maybe some **** will come your way.

woody 73 · Jul 28, 2013

Hi Greatwhitewing Here,

I was out walking my lil Dog Bow wow and while he was peeing on a shrub I spied a house sale so we (the dog and I) walked over and found this sweet little old lady along with her dog little Mary...love at first sight with the two dogs!

Now where was I oh yes I picked up this nice old cool drill press and in the course of our conversation the owner just kept on throwing all these other tools in my arms and she was muttering " please I can not take any more money $115.00 dollars will be so much for me to carry in my small hands"...

Please take it all away...Wait for it, wait :lol_hitti

Greatwhitewing · Jul 28, 2013

woody 73 said:
hi greatwhitewing here,

i was out walking my lil dog bow wow and while he was peeing on a shrub i spied a house sale so we (the dog and i) walked over and found this sweet little old lady along with her dog little mary...love at first sight with the two dogs!

Now where was i oh yes i picked up this nice old cool drill press and in the course of our conversation the owner just kept on throwing all these other tools in my arms and she was muttering " please i can not take any more money $115.00 dollars will be so much for me to carry in my small hands"...

Please take it all away...wait for it, wait

rotflol...

Outlawmws · Jul 28, 2013

Well, my work here is done... Great job guys! :evil:

Big-Foot · Jul 28, 2013

Greatwhitewing said:
Damn, you guys are tougher to get suckage from than my wife!!!!

Ummmmm.... Never mind.... :shocking:

Pretty good deal though!!!!

DanCo · Jul 28, 2013

hmmm....absolutely, postively NO!
Thanks for playing, please try again.

Dan

Farmall450 · Jul 28, 2013

Now if you hadn't asked for it...

senor fozz · Jul 28, 2013

somebody should just give this guy a pity **** for trying though.

nine4gmc · Jul 28, 2013

senor fozz said:
somebody should just give this guy a pity **** for trying though.

are you volunteering? :wtf:

Buckgnarly · Jul 28, 2013

senor fozz said:
somebody should just give this guy a pity **** for trying though.

That never works.... :bounce:

KPSquared · Jul 28, 2013

Just like the over eager kid in school. .."am I cool now guys? Huh? Huh? Am I? Am I? !!!"

Just doesnt work. I saw the title, skipped over your pictures and went straight to reading what I new was coming... your life lesson for the day.

Strouty · Jul 28, 2013

Greatwhitewing said:
Damn, you guys are tougher to get suckage from than my wife!!!!

If she knew you were on a garage forum trying to **** yourself, you might have even more of a problem.

Outlawmws · Jul 28, 2013

senor fozz said:
somebody should just give this guy a pity **** for trying though.

Maybe his wife will... :see:

Outlawmws · Jul 28, 2013

This thread may need to be pinned... :lol:

cole_CT · Jul 28, 2013

The direction this thread took is hilarous

TAMPAGT07 · Jul 28, 2013

cole_CT said:
The direction this thread took is hilarous

People have to understand that the "You **** Awards" are not just thrown around like the Nobel Peace Prize.....You will earn a "You ****" on this forum.. :beer:

theknurl · Jul 28, 2013

Strouty said:
If she knew you were on a garage forum trying to **** yourself, you might have even more of a problem.

Outlawmws said:
Maybe his wife will...

somehow i don't think Greatwhitewing's saga is over on this....

especially if wifey sees this.....that she's easier than the Forum?????

that doesn't bode well

:beer:

Strouty · Jul 28, 2013

It seems like this is happening more and more, I log onto this forum for garage info, not to read about guys trying to **** themselves. There should be a sticky about this.

silentpoet · Jul 28, 2013

jeffmoss26 said:
You can't "****" yourself. It's in the rules!

Not to mention you might hurt your back trying.

Jim C. · Jul 28, 2013

Nominating yourself as having earned, or even possibly as having earned a "you ****" award, though it may be deserved, AUTOMATICALLY PRECLUDES you from receiving the award. Next time you think you've earned a "you ****" award, just post what you have and we, your GJ peers, will decide. Sorry you were disqualified this time around.

Jim C.

jtbinvalrico · Jul 29, 2013

Nonetheless.....that's a great score on that DP. What kind of grinder is that?

J HAV · Jul 29, 2013

Nice score on the DP as well... I have the same one. Don't let that skinny belt fool you, that DP got some balls. Gets the job done all the time.

PS... Stop sucking yourself in public :lol_hitti

jakemac · Jul 29, 2013

theknurl said:
somehow i don't think Greatwhitewing's saga is over on this....

especially if wifey sees this.....that she's easier than the Forum?????

that doesn't bode well

Let's be real for a moment - Mother Teresa was easier than this forum ! :lol_hitti

Vegaman_Dan · Jul 29, 2013

I'm going out in an hour to go pick up the exact same drill press from an auction win. I'd be curious to compare the two to see what is missing or different.

Also, $50 for the drill press.

scw1991 · Jul 29, 2013

It would be a you **** price if that DP were a vintage Delta/Rockwell or Powermatic which weigh in about 450 lbs. What you've got is sure a hell of a lot better than some Horror Freight DP.

brownsl · Jul 29, 2013

This thread has provide quite a few LOLs for me. Thanks!

LXCam · Jul 29, 2013

Sorry dude, its a craftsman, your only getting a sympathy vote here.

Outlawmws · Jul 30, 2013

Actually that is one of the last of the US made Craftsman DP's Early/mid, maybe lat 70's or so, and it's really decent DP for home use. Industrial use? Probably not so good but it had 8 speeds with only two pulley's and can get to 1/2" for more materials than the average 4 or 5 speed.

That narrow belt is still available also. (Not from Sears, but I'd buy a spare. They are about $15 or so on line)

I refurbed one of those for a buddy of mine, and he is extremely pleased with the DP and I'm happy he's happy... I don't think you got stabbed on the DP at all. (But you still don't get a usuck... :evil:

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Greatwhitewing · Jul 30, 2013

Outlawmws said:
Maybe his wife will...

I doubt it...

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