The Manliest wrench on earth!!

I was checking out CL today and ran across this! It made me chuckle so I thought I would share!!

http://detroit.craigslist.org/tls/891353082.html

You have to read the description!!

That post will not last on there so I will paste the script!!

I have for sale..quite possibly the manliest wrench on earth. It weighs every bit of 12 lbs, and shines like new. It is an incredible piece of steel that even Chuck Norris would be envious of. It looks about the right size to loosen bolts on lightposts, and boat docks, possibly even main support beams of skyscrapers. This tool if put into the wrong hands could be used for great evil ( I assume no responsibility for fallen buildings or other shenannigans) I came across this wrench about 20 minutes from the indiana border at a tool store ran by a grizzly gent and ex Thai stick fighter named Hal. I had to greco roman wrestle Hal for the rights to buy this wrench, after I dislocated his right shoulder, and collapsed his left lung, he finally tapped and sold me the wrench. Upon bringing it home it has sat upon my toolbox for nearly 2 years reminding me of my manly accomplishment. I have tried to use it many times, but my nancy boy city in which I live has nowhere to use such a manly piece of equipment. The police department also informed me that as of 2009 I will have to register this as a deadly weapon along with my hands. I wish to part with this all immense piece of sheer manliness which Steven Seagal himself would ********** to, and try a life of regular Craftsman tools.

lol thats good

That's pretty funny

If you like it, nominate it for the best of Craigslist (upper right corner).

Too bad for people actually tool shopping, he doesn't list the damn size. Sounds like best of is all he is trying for.

wantedabiggergarage said:

Too bad for people actually tool shopping, he doesn't list the damn size.

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I thought the same thing - at least he could have listed the size...

I wish to part with this all immense piece of sheer manliness which Steven Seagal himself would ********** to,

That part was a little to much!!

Only 12Lbs? I have atleast one wrench maybe 2 or 3 that are that heavy.

does anyone have the pict that was attached to it? The ad was already removed.
Pretty funny though.

wrenchr said:

I wish to part with this all immense piece of sheer manliness which Steven Seagal himself would ********** to,

That part was a little to much!!

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I think these days, Steven Seagal would only do that over a Big Mac and fries.

You would have to have big nuts to have a wrench like that.