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A_Pmech

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It's hiring season around the shop again and we just got back from interviewing our newest employee, Kooky. The interview went well and we decided to hire her effective immediately. Despite her young age, she's very experienced in automotive manufacturing. She will be coming to work for us next week to help our business move into several new markets. I'm certain she has the skills we need.

A few facts about her:

Nationality: German

Language: Bilingual, German and English

Age: 14 in human years, much less in robot years

Weight: She doesn't want me to say, but a shade over 1.5 tons

Favorite color: Orange

Favorite sport: Precision Power Lifting

Favorite food: 400V three-phase

Favorite shift: Graveyard

Her required conditions of employment are straightforward: A cubicle which she can lock for working in private and lots of food. I'm hopeful the latter doesn't make her fat!

In any case, we're glad to welcome her to the team!

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Excellent choice.

She won't call in sick.
She won't go on strike.
She won't ask for a raise.
She won't come in to work drunk or hung over.
She won't cop an attitude.
I would hire her any day.
 
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senlow said:
Excellent choice.

She won't call in sick.
She won't go on strike.
She won't ask for a raise.
She won't come in to work drunk or hung over.
She won't cop an attitude.
I would hire her any day.
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But on the flip side, she won't buy your goods or services either. :)
 
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Probably gonna be just like any other woman....high maintenance.

Seriously though, that is awesome!!
 
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I'm a big fanuc fan but Kuka makes a good bot.

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zkling said:
Wow! What are YOU going to use it for?
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We'll be using Kooky to branch out into some large production volume work. She will also be helping us proof tooling for the automation side of our business.
 
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My Haas thinks she's hot and wants to know if she's got a sister of legal age.
 
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senlow said:
Excellent choice.



She won't call in sick.

She won't go on strike.

She won't ask for a raise.

She won't come in to work drunk or hung over.

She won't cop an attitude.
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I unequivocally disagree with every point except for the raise.
 
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We just bought a brand new one with a 25 horsepower saw and a waterjet. I work for a granite and quartz countertop fabricator. Cant wait for this beast to get here.
 
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A_Pmech said:
A few facts about her:

Nationality: German

Language: Bilingual, German and English

Weight: She doesn't want me to say, but a shade over 1.5 tons

Favorite color: Orange

Favorite sport: Precision Power Lifting

Favorite food: 400V three-phase

Favorite shift: Graveyard

Her required conditions of employment are straightforward: A cubicle which she can lock for working in private and lots of food. I'm hopeful the latter doesn't make her fat!
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Are you sure that isn't one of Tampa's ladies?

That could get awkward :pimpflash
 
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