darkside
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How can I convince my fiancee to have wild *** on my creeper?
Wanna Get Luck In My Garage
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MXtras
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A cold malt beverage might help? Or perhaps a few wine coolers? Fuzzy Navels? Long Island Iced Teas? The list is long and very distinguished...
Good luck.
Scott
Good luck.
Scott
logical
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Are you saying she finds the idea a little "creepy"?
Uncle Buck
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When you figure it out what it takes, please share, I would like to talk the Mrs. into that!
katit
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Why would you guys want to let Mrs. into garage?
Uncle Buck
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Married with four kids, I take it where/when I can get it, which unfortunately, aint often enough!:
Uncle Buck
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If you have a boat, I suggest the lake in a secluded cove. Some women get very receptive to a nice summer day, secluded cove.... etc... etc... I think that was definetly the best location, instance I ever encountered!
Bradley Miller
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Hehehe -- I'll second the boat. Too bad the rear berth on my 26 footer is only like a 3 foot tall or less. 
Uncle Buck
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Prime her with a couple a drinks and she should be good to go for the open air in front of God and everybody! At least that was how it worked out for me! Damned if a couple a fishermen did'nt sneak into my cove with an electric trolling motor and catch us in the act! Talk about embarrassed! Fortunately we never noticed them until we were finished. The only way out of the cove was past the fishermen! Would'nt you know it, the two sob's sat there till I finally decided the hell with it and hoisted anchor and left. I had to pass within 10ft of them,both the old farts were just grinnen to beat hell! It was fun, but I was never able to talk her into that again!
Uncle Buck
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That creeper thing still sounds mighty fine to me!! Hell, I would even settle for leaned against or over a bench or table!
srosa707
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darkside said:
Just tuck it in under the sheets. Then when you finish, roll her over, untuck the creeper and go HA-HA! And point at her and run out of the room naked with the creeper in your hand laughing like a maniac. thats what i did...
I'm game for most stuff, but getting laid on a creeper sounds painful. Talk about concrete burns on my knees....unless of course she's on the bottom. Nah, she'd never go for that.
Also, wouldn't it move around aimlessly with every "bump"? You need locks on those wheels.
Also, wouldn't it move around aimlessly with every "bump"? You need locks on those wheels.
mikeyr
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Been there, done thatdarkside said:
l_bilyk
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darkside said:
Sneak the creeper into the bedroom. Hide it under the bed. Then pull it out once it's already too late!
Fast Orange
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Suggestions for creeper ***-
kneepads,elbow pads,helmets and pull the 4x4 outside---
kneepads,elbow pads,helmets and pull the 4x4 outside---
Wile1Coyote
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darkside said:
I'd suggest you invite me over. I'll be happy to help
katit
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You can do all of that with fiance, girlfriend.. Will be hard to do with a wife
katit
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I meant "get lucky in garage"
Cajundude
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darkside said:
Hell yea, glad you put that in my head now. My creeper has flames on it as well. Lol. Now back to the question, I got to knock it out right after I finished putting the new VCT floor in. So your answer is, put a new floor in, break the floor in, and in the middle of the break in, pull out the creeper.
gmasterman
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However you do it, do it now. In a few years the creeper may not be heavy enough for both of you. Funny how after marriage women tend to get bigger and bigger
Vetter
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I bought my wife a Harley, and now we have both hers and mine in the garage. She can't get enough in the garage now!
Hotrodladycrusr
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I wanna do it on a creeper too.....and in Big Olds....and in the tree swing.....and on my new hardwood kitchen floor........I can't seem to get my boyfriend outta the bedroom 
bje31
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You have the wrong boyfriend!!!
srosa707
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Hotrodladycrusr said:I wanna do it on a creeper too.....and in Big Olds....and in the tree swing.....and on my new hardwood kitchen floor........I can't seem to get my boyfriend outta the bedroom
OctaneMotorsports
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^ Her username is "Hotrodladycrusr"
Hotrodladycrusr said:I wanna do it on a creeper too.....and in Big Olds....and in the tree swing.....and on my new hardwood kitchen floor........I can't seem to get my boyfriend outta the bedroom
oops sorry, thought you were a guy posting that. Since you are a woman that is perfectly fine to say something like that. Creepers
atch
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i know hotrodladycruiser and i know her boyfriend. i think she's got the right guy; i think she just needs to get him oiled up occasionally to lower his inhabitions a bit and show him some new directions.
hrlc - i think the back of bigolds would be pretty good, but you might not want to try the '32. i don't think it's got enough room for sonny & dixie rossi.
hrlc - i think the back of bigolds would be pretty good, but you might not want to try the '32. i don't think it's got enough room for sonny & dixie rossi.
Tim240Z
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gmasterman said:
The funniest saying I have ever heard: "putting a ring on a woman's finger is like pulling the rip-cord on an inflatable raft!"
Hotrodladycrusr said:I wanna do it on a creeper too.....and in Big Olds....and in the tree swing.....and on my new hardwood kitchen floor........I can't seem to get my boyfriend outta the bedroom
Then it is a competition. Whoever gets laid first on a creeper wins. Good luck.
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