Favorite tool related quotes from YouTube.

[Ton ton]

Clay Koons said if you have a good pair of bolt cutters you never have to work another day in your life. Anyone else have some tool-related quotes?

 

[Kasal]

„Rust from disuse wears out tools much more than the work itself.“ — Benjamin Franklin

 

[Ton ton]

„Rust from disuse wears out tools much more than the work itself.“ — Benjamin Franklin

That's a gem . Thank you!

 

[alfadan]

Nothing too strong ever broke.

 

[TdK71]

"Grinders and Paint make me the welder I ain’t." -Uncle Bumblefuck

 

[oldschoolcraft]

"All right I'm the Flat Rate Master!"

 

[CGarage]

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

 

[tripplejl]

Or if it ain't broke, fix it until it is!

 

[619DioFan]

Every tool has a hammer side

Eric O - SMA

 

[GTO]

Measure twice, cut once.

 

[tarbellb]

No matter how many times I cut it,
...it's still too short

That Oldtimer

 

[woody 73]

Not from youtube but...

A drop of oil a day keeps rust at bay...My Dad.
Lefty Loosey, righty tighty, Every dad in America.

 

[Kenskip1]

You are never to old to learn something new.

Old age and wisdom shall overcome youth and inexperience.

 

[kaymccampbell]

Don't drink from the toilet.

 

[Bill Wright]

I thought it was “Age and Tretchery will out do youth and skill any day”?!!

 

[Rusty Musket]

"This is only temporary......unless it works."


-Farmcraft

 

[victor252]

"If it's stupid, but works, it's not stupid."
-Diesel Creek

 

[humber2]

Measure with a micrometer, mark with a crayon, cut with an axe.

YMMV

 

[autobon7]

Hank from Hamiltonville Farms told his friend Wiley "you're just like a blister......showing up when the works done".

 

[Houdini5150]

..."lets take a gander..."

 

[subroc]

My 2 favorites are in my signature...

 

[Kenskip1]

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits.

 

[tesla's ennui]

all my tools are hammers except my screwdrivers ,they are chisels.

 

[alfadan]

(grabs a micrometer)
"We'll use this fancy c-clamp"

 

[Kenskip1]

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it but not necessary to show it off.

 

[Mike S.]

I saw this on some welding tutorial youtube channel where they were explaining the differences between MIG, TIG and stick.

MIG (acronym)

It stands for:

M - anybody
I - can
G - weld

 

[redwrench60]

Measure twice, cut once.

Measure once, caulk twice.

 

[Sumboodie]

"Grinders and Paint make me the welder I ain’t." -Uncle Bumblefuck

I've been saying that since the 90s!
Also... I can weld everything from the crack of dawn to a broken heart.

 

[Sumboodie]

My 2 favorites are in my signature...

There's no signature.

 

[redwrench60]

Beat it to fit, paint it to match.

 

[nadogail]

Beat it to fit, paint it to match.

Cut to Length, Hammer to Shape, File to Fit, Paint to Match.

 

[subroc]

There's no signature.

I have no control over what you see or don't see in a post.

You have the ability to turn them on or off.

 

[Ton ton]

There's no signature.

Open his profile up. I saw what I needed to see. LOL.

 

[The Tool Tyrant]

Old age and wisdom shall overcome youth and inexperience.

Old age and trickery shall win over youth and exuberance.

 

[Sumboodie]

I have no control over what you see or don't see in a post.

You have the ability to turn them on or off.

Must default to off, I didn't know it was a thing.

 

[blackwire]

Very impressive!

 

[BD55]

"Chamfers are what separate us from the animals" - Blondihacks

 

[Hohn]

Nothing too strong ever broke.

My favorite. OX for life.

 

[Debcrow]

Don't drink from the toilet.

Don't pee in the sink.




Just remember, when you try to accomplish something when you are in a hurry that life is full of disappointments.

(And I know this for a fact, apparently, I am 'Full of Life')

 

[ybnormal]

Not from youtube but...

A drop of oil a day keeps rust at bay...My Dad.
Lefty Loosey, righty tighty, Every dad in America.

except on a bicycle crankshaft....