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Ever do something so stupid you wonder if you should be left unsupervised?

Jeffrey D

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We had a turn flight from Newark come in with the APU on deferral. It shut down when they were de-icing the plane in Newark. I had about an hour ground time with it before they wanted to board passengers. Maintenance control called me and asked me to try to start it as the mechanic in Newark stated it was choked out of air being sprayed with the de-ice fluid causing it to shut down.

I went out, pushed in the circuit breakers and tried to start it, it spooled up to about 17% and stayed there. So I had a hung start. I shut it down and pulled and safetied the circuit breakers. I notice through the cockpit windshield that people were gathering at the windows in the terminal looking in my direction. I thought to myself that passengers were thinking they were going to be delayed because the plane was broke. The APU was already inoperative, so it's no big deal.

I left and as I open the jetbridge door to go back to my office, the baggage guys are yelling at me "fire". I look back at the tail of the plane and black smoke is pouring out of the APU exhaust. I went into "Rut roh!" mode and rushed back into the cockpit, reset breakers and turned the APU switch on so I could see the exhaust gas temp reading. It was way up there so I blew the one fire bottle to extinguish the fire. The EGT dropped and then started climbing again. There is only one fire bottle for the APU.

I get on my radio and say "Operations, I need the fire department gate alpha eight, aircraft is on fire"

Now there was this little gate agent named Linda that had one speed and it wasn't fast. She comes back on the radio, "Does this mean we cant board Jeff?" I reply very loudly "Look out the window!"

Police, fire engines and airport operations come blazing in and the fire engines start hoseng down the plane, myself, belt loaders, peoples luggage on them ect. It was a big mess. I go back up to the cockpit to kill ground power and turn off the batteries to the plane and police would not let me in the airplane. "It's a crime scene until the NTSB clears it". I explain to police that I have to kill power for safety reasons and they allowed me to do that.

The "FAA / NTSB" show up hours later. Myself, ground staff, flight crew all had our incident reports filled out long before they arrived. My phone never stopped ringing from management all the way up to the director of maintenance wanting to know what happened.

I explain to the NTSB investigator what happened. He takes a look at the APU and said, "OK, have a good night" and that was it. We changed the APU and had the aircraft in service the next morning.

My mistakes. Number 1- I trusted what I was told by maintenance control that de-icing fluid shut the APU down. Number 2- when I went to extinguish the fire, I did not follow the check list and failed to close the fuel shutoff valve. I fed the fire.

The supposed de-ice fluid turned out to be fuel. Luckily the fire was contained in the combustion chamber of the APU, but it sure does look a lot worse than it actually is with the black smoke. In my defense, it was going to catch fire no matter who tried to start it.

My lessons learned is don't trust someone else's trouble shooting and always start from the beginning. Never deviate and always follow the checklist.
 
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Milton Shaw

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I was replacing an outside security light and had my grandson helping me. I tested it out and turned if off by tripping the GCFI on the outside circuit it was on. Went to HD to get the replacement light and got home and let the grandson replace the light. He said that he felt a tingle and unknown to me he had reset the GFCI to run a tool out side. I didn't check and sure enough he got a good tingle from a circuit I had turned off and he turned by on. Luckily he didn't get tingled to fall off the ladder. Check every thing if you have been out of sight of it.
 

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My wife was reading some of these over my shoulder. Then reminded me of her 'favorite' scar I have.

I was removing the bumper from one of the parts Broncos when I was restoring the 95. Running the air impact to remove the bumper. The nut came off, shook it out of the socket (it was HOT) and tossed it at my son. He grabbed it, realized it was HOT and tossed it back my way. I was holding up the rear bumper with one arm and it landed on the backside of said arm. It was either take the burn or eat the bumper. I now have a white scar that's a perfect outline of the nut.
My wife said the story sounds made up. So here's proof
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ecotec

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I think I would have a hard time adapting to one-pedal mode. But some folks apparently love it.
Similar to adaptive setups for people without the ability to use their legs. Forward to speed up, and backwards to slow down. I think that there is a button in those setups, though.
 

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Just yesterday had a friend come out to hook onto one of my trailers to get a load from a yard that was closing shortly after he came. When he pulled out a 2 5/16 ball for a 2" coupler we got into a panic and had to run from farm to town and back with clock ticking. With 3 guys rotating through different duties to get tires inflated, drawbar on, coulpler freed up from winter's rust, etc. nobody noticed when we were done that the coupler wasn't latched. Fortunately came off on the farm trail but took a fair while to get it back onto the ball. Pulled into the pickup yard with forklift operator waiting with our load on forks, quite upset that we were smack on closing time. Count 3 very embarrassed mechanical guys in one truck.
 

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Now there was this little gate agent named Linda that had one speed and it wasn't fast. She comes back on the radio, "Does this mean we cant board Jeff?"
That's hilarious.
The "FAA / NTSB" show up hours later. Myself, ground staff, flight crew all had our incident reports filled out long before they arrived. My phone never stopped ringing from management all the way up to the director of maintenance wanting to know what happened.
How big a pain in the *** is this if you were PIC with the FAA?
I did not follow the check list and failed to close the fuel shutoff valve. I fed the fire.
Eh, so is there a whole FAA thing on this with "findings"? Do they "ding" you?
 

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My moronathon continues...

There was a break in the rain, the grass is really still to wet to mow, but it's getting so high I mowed anyway. One pass, I accidentally clipped the edge of a tarp I had a bunch of chestnuts on. Sucked it up, and chopped it up, but I got the blade turned off fast enough that nothing happened (other than murdering my tarp).

Then a couple passes later, I ran over the dog-run rope. I totally forgot I had it out (it was completely invisible in the tall grass). That, my friends, did not end well. POW! <stall>. It started back up, but for some reason wouldn't move. It would go into gear, but letting off the clutch did nothing.

I pushed it all the way back to the garage, jacked it up, fished all the rope out of the blades (had to spin them with a breaker bar they were locked so tight!). Started it back up, still wouldn't move. I laid under it and moved all the pullies and belts by hand, nothing seemed seized or anyhing. Scratched my head in disbelief. Tried it again. It moved! I literally did nothing? Oh well, I'll take it.

Finished the lawn with no more moronic events to report as of yet.
 

larry4406

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My moronathon continues...

There was a break in the rain, the grass is really still to wet to mow, but it's getting so high I mowed anyway. One pass, I accidentally clipped the edge of a tarp I had a bunch of chestnuts on. Sucked it up, and chopped it up, but I got the blade turned off fast enough that nothing happened (other than murdering my tarp).

Then a couple passes later, I ran over the dog-run rope. I totally forgot I had it out (it was completely invisible in the tall grass). That, my friends, did not end well. POW! <stall>. It started back up, but for some reason wouldn't move. It would go into gear, but letting off the clutch did nothing.

I pushed it all the way back to the garage, jacked it up, fished all the rope out of the blades (had to spin them with a breaker bar they were locked so tight!). Started it back up, still wouldn't move. I laid under it and moved all the pullies and belts by hand, nothing seemed seized or anyhing. Scratched my head in disbelief. Tried it again. It moved! I literally did nothing? Oh well, I'll take it.

Finished the lawn with no more moronic events to report as of yet.
Couple winters ago, I was snowblowing.

Snagged corner of wood pile tarp that was buried in snow.

Instant birds nest and failed shear pins.

What a PIA.
 
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Pexto

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Couple winters ago, I was snowblowing.

Snagged corner of wood pile tarp that was buried in snow.

Instant birds nest and failed shear pins.

What a PIA.

I could write a book on things I've tried to run through a snowblower.

We used to have sled dogs, and once I was snowblowing around the doghouses (no dogs present!). I managed to **** up one of the dog chains - wrapped it around the auger about 5-6 times before I got 'er shut down. Would've been nice to take the snowblower into the warm garage to clear the jam, but no, I was firmly tethered to a doghouse. That one took a while.
 

larry4406

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I could write a book on things I've tried to run through a snowblower.

We used to have sled dogs, and once I was snowblowing around the doghouses (no dogs present!). I managed to **** up one of the dog chains - wrapped it around the auger about 5-6 times before I got 'er shut down. Would've been nice to take the snowblower into the warm garage to clear the jam, but no, I was firmly tethered to a doghouse. That one took a while.
I might have been snagged to the wood pile for sometime after ingesting the tarp……
 

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This happened last weekend where I almost changed my race during the course of 30 minutes.

6-8 months ago I purchased a new tool ( probably because of this forum). It's a device that at one end is the male receiver of a sawzall blade and it allows you to place a can of spray paint in a holder and the up and down motion of the sawzall function shakes up the can of paint. Although I threw away the instructions (who the hell needs that) I'm pretty sure it said something to the effect "only needs 10 seconds to adequately shake the can. I was cleaning out my garage last weekend and ran across this attachment which I truly forgot about. I hate shaking a can of spray paint so this remedies this forever. I mean, who has the time to shake a can for 1-2 minutes?

I grabbed the device and placed the working end into my sawzall and grabbed an older can of gloss black spray paint. Depressed the trigger for about 10 seconds. Stop. Take the can from the hose clamp and manually shake it to check how freely the ball is moving. WTF? Not moving very well. My impatience had me strap the can back onto the holder and proceeded to shake it 30-45 seconds. Around 30 seconds in the can split and doused my hands, shirt, shoes, jeans and a bit on my face. Black paint on pavers (this weekend's project to clean up) and when I finally threw the grenade in the trash can I half resembled a mixed race person dressed in goth clothing. Couldn't even share this with my wife, jumped in the shower to scrub everything. Clothes to be thrown away. Sawzall and batteries to be cleaned as well. I'll probably keep the tool and the dry black paint will hold the cautionary tale for next time.

Hello, my name is Randy and I'm 63 and an idiot.
 

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Around 30 seconds in the can split...
I got one of those gadgets last month. Tried it as-is. You have to tighten it real good so it doesn't move around. Shaking metal to metal rubbed part of the instructions off. I had some adhesive-backed felt and lined anything that would touch the spray can. So far so good.

My stupid thing of the day: Birds made a nest on top of the second floor fireplace vent. It has a protective screen, but last summer the siding guys didn't put it back on right and left a gap. So I'm up on the ladder, take the screen off and remove the nest. Lots of straw and **** in parts of the vent. I'm too lazy get back down to fire up the compressor and get the air hose. So I purse my lips and blow the remaining **** out. Except I'm too close to the razor sharp sheet metal edge of the vent and I cut my lip open. Didn't bleed much but it's painful to eat.
 
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Jeffrey D

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That's hilarious.

How big a pain in the *** is this if you were PIC with the FAA?

Eh, so is there a whole FAA thing on this with "findings"? Do they "ding" you?
The flight crew were fine and pay protected per their contract.

There wasn't any action against me from the FAA nor the airline. Basically it came down to "*******, don't do that again". I was lucky I didn't get a letter in my file from the FAA or at least a write up from the airline.
 

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Killing time while I'm waiting for concrete to set up so that I can finish it, planned to finish filling up planter box with soil.

Wanted some more rocks to fill the deep end, wouldn't you know it I've got a few rocks that are sticking up where I've been doing dirt work. Figure I'll grab the sledgehammer and knock them apart....

First couple hits go great. Next hit peace comes flying back it's me in the face. Boy there's a lot of blood vessels in the face...
 
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75gmck25

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I don't have any pictures - but!

I was demolishing the brick on one side of my two story house so we could build an addition. Lots of brick, and the dumpster I rented didn't begin to handle all of it. I eventually started throwing it in the back of my 3/4 ton pickup so I could bring the rest over to the dump. I never went over the top of the 8 foot bed, so I figured it must be fine. This a '75 GMC K25, with the Camper Special package, so it has a lot of HD components, but I went way beyond its rating.

When I ran it across the scales it showed total weight to be 10,900 lbs, which meant I had about 5,000 lbs in the bed. Since my truck is rated for a 2,650 lb load and a total GVW of 8,400, I was way overweight. Nothing broke, and the braking was not as bad as you would expect. These old squarebody trucks are definitely overbuilt!
 

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There was that time where the demo guys didn't cover up the opening to the drain pipe when they removed the toilet. And dropped a lot of plaster debris down there.

Being the "smart" guy that I am, & not wanting to reach my hand in there to clean it out, I grabbed a shop vac. Worked great for removing the debris.

It also worked great at instantly sucking sewer gas thru the vacuum, which was blowing toward the door. I didn't smell it at first, so I ran it long enough to finish the job. By the time I turned off the vac, it had wafted back around to where I was. Whew! That was foul. City sewer providing gas from who knows how many toilets. And I had filled the house with it. We had to clear out & let it air for a bit.
 

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I was on a ladder installing cabinets in a friend's new pole barn shop in OK. Had to scalp a couple of posts to get the cabinets to sit plumb.. His only
Sawzall blade was dull, it got so hot it started smoking so I set it aside, then promptly set my arm down on top of it reaching for a chisel...perfect imprint of the Sawzall blade on my right forearm...20260503_181626.jpg
 

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. So I purse my lips and blow the remaining **** out. Except I'm too close to the razor sharp sheet metal edge of the vent and I cut my lip open. Didn't bleed much but it's painful to eat.
First couple hits go great. Next hit peace comes flying back it's me in the face. Boy there's a lot of blood vessels in the face...
Which is worse?
Painful Rocks when getting hammered or a painful ********?

:)
 
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