Well, you just
had to bring
that up............again, didn't you, just
had to.............couldn't resist. Nope we're not going to leave that hornets nest alone, let's just poke it a bit with a nice big stick, give it whack or two. Yup, put a sharp stick in my eye............. and then twist it. Let's make sure that all the new guys here know allllllll about the poor dumb airline pilot who can't mount a switch plate square........I feel the love, I truly do...............why do I get the rather distinct impression that I will just never, ever be able to hear the end of
that. Of course it doesn't bother me anymore, really...........not much...........
............except I spent sooooooooooo much freaking time trying, I mean really and truly trying to square that plate up and it just wasn't going to happen. Clearly that switch was destined to taunt me from afar................. ding dang, dog gone, stupid plate anyway.......................... well I'll show it, I'll just ignore it!
...
hideously wonky... did you have to be
that descriptive. How about "slightly off kilter" or "delightfully independent with a mind of it's own". Don't you think those sound much more, well....... easier on the ear?

I bet as a passenger you wouldn't want to hear the captain over the PA using
hideously wonky describing anything now would you??
Thomas