Coat Hangers for Hot Dogs?

[madosta]

Ok, so I have gotten hungry for dinner this evening and wifey is nowhere to be found. That means I must devise a plan for dinner.

I found some coat hangers and hot dogs.

This is not working fast enough though. I'll be back shortly. Headed out to the garage for some 240v.

 

['04 Cummins]

What, no grill?

 

[e-tek]

I'm hoping you were at least smart enough to split the hangar first!

 

[Steevo]

That is pathetic.
I hope this a joke.
No man should be dependent on a woman to feed him.

And that hanger has a varnish coating that will make your hot dogs taste funny.

Welding rod works better.

 

[Orangestang]

I don't recommend doing this but I watched my dad cook a hotdog with some 12ga wire and a 120v outlet, cut the wire in 2 one end inserted in each end of the hotdog and the other end in the outlet for a split second.Cooks fast!!!!

 

[niget2002]

What type of man doesn't have a grill and at least one steak in the freezer?

Hot Dogs also cook faster when boiled in water.

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[Steevo]

Remember these?
They electrocuted the dog!
Now THAT is garage-cookin!

 

[madosta]

Come on guys! I had to have a hot dog, I'm on this diet, the wifey is out of the house and I AM HUNGRY. She hides all the good stuff from me. I don't know about boiling hot dogs, sounds like something my grandmother would do.

 

[madosta]

Alright, where can I hook it up to my sub panel?

 

[madosta]

This DOES NOT WORK. TERRIBLE IDEA, DO NOT DO THIS YOU WILL DIE and also be severely disappointed when your hot dogs don't cook.

 

[Jagmandave]

You don't have a microwave?

1 min on high and you're good to go....

No boiling water needed.

 

[madosta]

Alright, so I got another idea from you yahoos!

I used some purple wire, since it's pattenp's favorite color!

What about some grill marks for all you manly men?

ALAS! I dropped the damn thing on the floor!

NO, it was not cooked fully.

 

[purplezr2]

I eat those cheap ones raw, they are good...

 

[Socophreak]

I've actually sucessfully cooked hotdogs in a toaster.

could also put them in the oven, can anybody say pigs in a blanket?

 

[madosta]

I didn't have an NoLox or whatever you guys call it. Think I'll be ok?

 

[madosta]

Screw it, I started a fire for you guys.

Safety first, didn't want the little ****** to fall off of there. Used some stainless safety wire.

But I got distracted and it burnt.

 

[ADSR]

 

[madosta]

But, AHA! I remembered. One of you jerks made me buy something from eBay.

It came with instructions. Women read those.

I burned them, but then I had a problem... It didn't work.

So ooooh no! Square safety screws! What do I do batman? I dug through the woman's toolbox and found the proper bit.

For some reason, not engaging AND I'M STARVING AT THIS POINT. It's been 20 minutes since I've started this... no hotdog yet. Woman coming home soon. Going to get caught.

NO WAY. THIS THING WORKS!!! AND MY GARAGE SMELLS LIKE HOT DOGS. BETTER THAN THE HOME DEPOT STAND. Look at that steam!

The ends looked funky, but I was in a hurry and didn't wash the thing.

So I ate it from the middle out.

Problem solved. Carry on lads.

 

[ADSR]

lol, holy ****! I wouldn't sick my weiner in there.

 

[Falcon67]

I already ate and your guys are making me hungry.

 

[Zeke]

Thank goodness for garage humor. Madosta has been yankin' your wieners all night.

 

[madosta]

All the wiener jokes make me think about tow truck drivers and tug jobs.

 

[Blk88GT]

This is the best thread on here in a long time. LOL!

 

[aka Larry]

First off you can't really 'cook' a hotdog. They are already 'cooked' when you buy them, so you're really just heating it up.

 

[Falcon67]

I went looking for some smart-*** picture of a hot dog in a toaster and instead found this cool deal

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005Q8X6IO/?tag=atomicindus08-20

 

[aka Larry]

I went looking for some smart-*** picture of a hot dog in a toaster and instead found this cool deal

Damn that is cool. Speaking of which, have you even seen this video? I have to warn you it may get you a little excited.

 

[NASTYZEN]

I lover it! I hope this thread never dies.

 

[The Boss]

ALL TIME BEST POST EVER!!!!

This DOES NOT WORK. TERRIBLE IDEA, DO NOT DO THIS YOU WILL DIE and also be severely disappointed when your hot dogs don't cook.

 

[Steevo]

I went looking for some smart-*** picture of a hot dog in a toaster and instead found this cool deal

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005Q8X6IO/?tag=atomicindus08-20

Now There is something Ryan should be plugging as a necessary garage item!

I want that . . .

 

[Steevo]

Damn that is cool. Speaking of which, have you even seen this video? I have to warn you it may get you a little excited.

That is a good idea.

Those buns can double as a wiener warmer on cold days, too.
(The larger size one, of course)

 

[Tim The Tool Man]

I found a few more methods that will allow you to kill yourself while trying to cook your wieners:

The trusty ole' fork 'n plug method:

The fork 'n plug method takes on a special meaning during the holidays:

If you have a ladder then you can cook it for free using the power lines out on your street!

Perhaps you can build yourself a homemade Jacob's ladder out of a few spare transformers and use it ti cook your dogs??

How about a delicious deep fried hot dog?

Somebody mentioned boiling them. Try this:
https://sphotos-b.**.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/309183_467266006637076_1129364689_n.jpg

...and here is a time saver that won't kill you!

 

[madosta]

Omg. Props.

 

[madosta]

I need a frying pan in my garage now.

 

[24ModelTFord]

I need a frying pan in my garage now.

Add some chili and cheese to that and you're heart will quit before you get through the second one.....lol

 

[bygasper]

Added to my wish list that the fam uses for my shopping. Spectacular!

I went looking for some smart-*** picture of a hot dog in a toaster and instead found this cool deal

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005Q8X6IO/?tag=atomicindus08-20

 

[e-tek]

I hate Weiners - yet now I'm craving a Hot Dog!!! Some of them devices look reasonably safe....


Great Thread.

 

[Rickster55]

I hate Weiners - yet now I'm craving a Hot Dog!!! Some of them devices look reasonably safe....


Great Thread.

I haven't eaten a hot dog in over 30 years and don't miss them at all but this thread is GREAT!!!

 

[kschauwe]

How about Redneck Calamari:

 

[wrench409]

Hmmmm......

I need a source for those weiners Martha.....I have a man cave project in mind.

 

[Tim The Tool Man]

Hmmmm......

I need a source for those weiners Martha.....I have a man cave project in mind.

I know this works with a pickle. So maybe...