Now if those could be autographed... I can see a new product line...
Shopnut's Ofishal ASYLUM Memorabilia!. Hey, it could pay some expenses, like buying a can of paint or something...
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Genuine vinyl from The ASYLUM! My life would then be complete! And autographed would just be priceless......
It would have to be displayed in my barn for inspiration and encouragement to persevere in my own efforts to improve it to the standards of the great projects like The ASYLUM. I'll need to find just the right place in my own "ASYLUM" for it. And of course I'd have to get a $400 frame to properly display and preserve it, do an upgrade the security and surveillance system at the barn to make sure no one would try to abscond with it once word got out that I had this incredible piece of posterity. Then I'll need to increase the parking area at the barn to deal with all the traffic from all the other garage aficionados in our part of the world wanting to come see this piece of perfection from one of the great shop "artists" of our time!
Fortunately, our state has favorable liability protection in state law for agri tourism (since the vinyl will be displayed in my barn), so I think my current umbrella liability policy will still cover me in case of an accident with all the people who want to see my very own piece of the original ASYLUM. But just to be safe, I'll still check with my insurance agent. I figure about $120,000-125,000 ought to cover all the other upgrades including separate men's and women's restrooms.
I'm going to start working on a pro forma to see how much I'll need to charge for admission (probably $1-2 per person, with an annual admittance pass for $10-20?). Based on my preliminary calculation, I figure the payback should be in 6-8 months, tops. Pretty much profit after that, but I figure I'll also be able to sell concessions, so that will probably reduce the break even point to 2-4months. Any suggestions on what food and beverages to sell? Obviously, it would have to be the foods and beverages preferred by the original Shopnut when building the one and only ASYLUM, so I'll anxiously wait to hear what you eat and drink when building that monument!
Of course, I'll want to run this by my Bride to make sure it's a good idea to her, too! She'll probably need to think about turning in her two weeks notice to come to work right here to help run the concessions and do all the bookkeeping this new endeavor will require.
On second thought, maybe I'll pass for now-I just realized that my barn isn't quite ready to display such a wonderful piece of memorabilia. I'm humbled by the thought of your generosity
(For all you skeptics out there, it has nothing to do with running this by my Bride for her approval-I'm certain she'd be onboard with doing this!) .
Seriously, you and the many other good folks who have taken time to share your projects with the rest of us truly are inspirational. Thanks!
GGB