The Craftsman 5197/5198 Vises
A.) Were figments of one of the writers of the 1948 Craftsman Catalog...He said, "I won't live to see it, but when they get those "picture phones" let's give them something that we don't have to look for..."
B.) Was actually made by Columbian, but was mislabeled and sold as a Reed...
C.) Were all shipped to England, melted down, made into wrought iron fences, which were torn down during one of their spates of urban renewal, sold to China, and shipped back to the US as Harbor Freight hammers...
D.) Are all located in Autopts/Zoomieports/et al's basement/vise store room/stash under the stairs/chained together out in the yard...etc...storage area....
E.) Being saved from the market in anticipation of the impending Zombie Invasion....
F. But being a tenacious old fart, I'm going to keep looking...maybe some/all of the above is wrong...but I doubt it...
P.S...I still think you've got one under your workbench somewhere...
Shhhh....












