I caused an atmospheric pressure drop today.
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Strouty
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To the layman, that may seem like you did not request a "you ****" but you can't sneak it buy everyone.
Buckgnarly
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Nope.
Strouty
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Strouty
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Sorry Mike, had you just played show and tell, you would have been in the clear for sure.
Yup, I didn't buy it either. Shame on you Mike!.
You guys are on the ball, gotta get up early in the morning to beat y'all
Cool cabinet, though no suckage.
jakemac
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The cabinet = 
The suckage = View media item 38277 [yellow card issued]
Watching the public shaming = Priceless View media item 38280
The suckage = View media item 38277 [yellow card issued]
Watching the public shaming = Priceless View media item 38280
So by politically sucking your self, you think we wouldn't catch it?
Because, had you not played the politician, you sir WOULD have received one of the BIGGEST you ***** all year. Sorry.
Tough crowd.
no hint of self suckage allowed.
no hint of self suckage allowed.Strouty
Well-known member
I did get a chuckle out of it, with this being his second attempt, I am not sure what the punishment should be. Maybe he should have to sell that card catalog to another member for $20?
Fretters
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Strouty
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woody 73
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mike007,
Dear me you have a learning curve problem to work on (the no self suckage rule...)
Try this for next time:
Mike007 here, hey I was doing some garage sales today and I walked into this fat kats garage sale and the dude had some cool looking toys in his man cave. Well I spotted this big old dusty rust free cabinet and I told the dude hey buddy I will give you $60.00 dollars to get it off your hands and take it to the dump for you.
Wait for it, wait for it....
PS: My two boys say "DUDE"
Old Woody says "Fat KAT"
Dear me you have a learning curve problem to work on (the no self suckage rule...)
Try this for next time:
Mike007 here, hey I was doing some garage sales today and I walked into this fat kats garage sale and the dude had some cool looking toys in his man cave. Well I spotted this big old dusty rust free cabinet and I told the dude hey buddy I will give you $60.00 dollars to get it off your hands and take it to the dump for you.
Wait for it, wait for it....
PS: My two boys say "DUDE"
Old Woody says "Fat KAT"
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bczygan
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Since you didn't play by the rules, the rules require you to send it to the first GJ member who asks.
If he follows the rules and doesn't request suckage, he gets to keep it.
If he incurs the same infraction, he must also pass it on.
I'm making the request.......! Shipping address in PM to follow!
Bill
If he follows the rules and doesn't request suckage, he gets to keep it.
If he incurs the same infraction, he must also pass it on.
I'm making the request.......! Shipping address in PM to follow!
Bill
tatra
Well-known member
I like this guy....
dlcwent
Member Emeritus
Did we ever decide on the rules of "suckage"? I don't think we ever came to the conclusion.
Strouty
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Just give it up, we are never going to condone sucking yourself.
dlcwent
Member Emeritus
No way. It has to be etched in stone if we are ever going to decide on who can **** themselves. I will wait for Ryan to decide if that's what it comes to.
can't be your choice.
can't be your choice.Strouty
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Again?
dlcwent
Member Emeritus
Start a poll
No way nine4. I won't start a poll on that one. I mentioned that Nutts should and he didn't bite on it. I'll let that one die.
Strouty
Well-known member
i'm not gonna pile on the sneaky way to fish for a "you ****" from the gang.
no **** for you(**** nazi)
but i will add this..
i'll probably be scolded but i've said it before and i'll say it again.
please dont refer to a garage as a "man cave".
i dunno what a man cave is, but it aint the garage.
maybe a man cave is a basement/rec room w/ a bar and a huge TV for watching football or nascar and maybe a pool or poker table. manly things of course.
but the garage? no. dont give it a cute name.
a garage is for working on & making stuff.
yes i do know and understand that language/terminology/slang is an ever evolving thing but please dont ruin a word as good and pure as GARAGE.
it doesnt need a synonym or a nickname.
...stepping off my soapbox now and ducking for cover
no **** for you(**** nazi)
but i will add this..
i'll probably be scolded but i've said it before and i'll say it again.
please dont refer to a garage as a "man cave".
i dunno what a man cave is, but it aint the garage.
maybe a man cave is a basement/rec room w/ a bar and a huge TV for watching football or nascar and maybe a pool or poker table. manly things of course.
but the garage? no. dont give it a cute name.
a garage is for working on & making stuff.
yes i do know and understand that language/terminology/slang is an ever evolving thing but please dont ruin a word as good and pure as GARAGE.
it doesnt need a synonym or a nickname.
...stepping off my soapbox now and ducking for cover
Richard Cranium
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No Suckage for you!!!!
Strike 2 one more and you are OUT...
Strike 2 one more and you are OUT...
oldldh
Well-known member
GASP!!!
Self suckage...
DENIED!!!
The Tribunal is meeting, now, to determine your punishment...
All will be revealed...
Self suckage...
DENIED!!!
The Tribunal is meeting, now, to determine your punishment...
All will be revealed...
woody 73
Well-known member
i'm not gonna pile on the sneaky way to fish for a "you ****" from the gang.
no **** for you(**** nazi)
but i will add this..
i'll probably be scolded but i've said it before and i'll say it again.
please dont refer to a garage as a "man cave".
i dunno what a man cave is, but it aint the garage.
maybe a man cave is a basement/rec room w/ a bar and a huge TV for watching football or nascar and maybe a pool or poker table. manly things of course.
but the garage? no. dont give it a cute name.
a garage is for working on & making stuff.
yes i do know and understand that language/terminology/slang is an ever evolving thing but please dont ruin a word as good and pure as GARAGE.
it doesnt need a synonym or a nickname.
...stepping off my soapbox now and ducking for cover
Oy vey some much needed Merriam-Webster rules to live by...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_cave
rockinacummins
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**** age denied. No atmospheric pressure drop in your area.
Sorry sir, your ****-ability has been revoked due to your over attempt at self suckage.
In the event you do make a purchase worth being sucked over, your suckage will be reviewed by the board prior to being awarded. Thank you and have a nice day.
Sorry sir, your ****-ability has been revoked due to your over attempt at self suckage.
In the event you do make a purchase worth being sucked over, your suckage will be reviewed by the board prior to being awarded. Thank you and have a nice day.
PugetDude
ALLIANCE MEMBER
Self-suckage by any other name is still self suckage.
NO **** FOR YOU...
NO **** FOR YOU...
taumac
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Well, Bill we all know you don't have any room in your place for that so I suggest you just ship in down to me and save yourself a lot of hassle. LOL.
taumac
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Some people don't learn the first time. SUCKAGE DENIED.
FMC1959
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WOW, definitely a lesson to be learned.
I cannot give you a "you ****", in fear of my house being bombed, but $60 for that cabinet, nice...I wish I could find one at that price.
I cannot give you a "you ****", in fear of my house being bombed, but $60 for that cabinet, nice...I wish I could find one at that price.