Rex_A_Lott
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Liking the trim on the windows.
I'm guessing you make your own hatchet handles too? It looks very custom.


No reason to apologize.. those are VERY nice! And a cool story behind them.. thank you for sharing.
Andy, that picture is precious. One Easter vacation with my grandparents when I was 6 or 7, I walked down the road to see my friends at the farm. Their cow was giving birth and it was the most amazing and wonderful thing I had ever seen.
When my children were born in 1962 and 63 I wasn't allowed anywhere near the process. The other father in the waiting room was having an anxiety attack so we walked down the street to a bar to celebrate with drinks and cigars. I ended up in the same condition as my wife -- not out cold but groggy (she from anesthesia, me from... well, you know).
I did get to share in the birth of several of my grandchildren and as wonderful as that was, the calf was still the first and the best. Happily, the farmer sold the calf so I didn't get as attached to it as I have to my grandchildren.
The window frames turned out beautifully!![]()

Vieux nailed it - well, I guess Andy actually nailed it, but you know what I mean.
Great work Andy.![]()

good story about the "dumb bells" properly named, didn't they use to be called bar bells? Any way I was more wonderment in what is with the little table top burnerI see a couple of cans of bug spray, and some cooking utensils
Just wondering whatca cookin???
Ford power valves. They look to be 2 barrel carbs, but will fit four barrel application as well.
ANDY: Morning!! i had to smile when i saw JIM'S Poem about you and i thought it was worth copying and pasting and posting again.
Heard on the street.
"Yes, that Andy is quite the character around here. Have you seen his tractor collection? The way he swept the countryside clean of old tractors, you would swear that he has a broom machine."
"I hear ya. Did you know that he boxes his shop windows with quarter sawn oak?"
"Well, he is a real estate magnate. I hear he is an attorney."
"I heard he was in gas and oil."
"That's just bull. He's a cow whisperer. They follow him around like puppies."
Andy
The Man
The Legend
WELL DONE JIM!!
so let me see you think all you managed to do was a couple windows yesterday? well you did a fine job as per usual and happy to hear ANDY'S HARDWARE STORE had plenty of supplies. i do like the oak and also like how you router and leave a portion untouched on the window frames.
Now I like you noticing the stopped rout!I do that just so people will know the trim was custom milled. I started to stop the uprights too but thought it might be a little fancy looking for the plain roundover in this room.
so WHERE'S WALDO or where's the calf in the picture is more like it. hard to tell, but i'll (we'll) take your word for it. does the vet come out to give your new calves shots or check them out or is that another hat you wear cause you are the Vet too?
He had laid back down with his legs out as I snapped the picture. I could have taken another one but I was about out of film. I never use a veterinarian. My herd health plan is good nutrition and it seems to work. I also don't bring cattle onto the place, only very rarely. I used to give calves blackleg vaccination but stopped that. I don't think I have any on the farm. Like my wiring, my method is not recommended but it works for me. I do use a medicated mineral (primarily salt) to avoid fly and mosquito borne diseases.
any idea how many cows are pregnant and how many calves will be walking around soon at your place? also do cows have twins or triplets or just one at a time?
Twins are not a good thing. I've only had one pair in 30 years. A common feature of twins in bovines is called martin's syndrome: one male and one female and the female will be sterile. Lots of guys sell the female as a baby calf (buyer beware) but I let mine raise both of hers. They were runts but still brought more at sale than one larger calf would have. they were smart little thieves, too. They would watch and when a calf quit nursing they would get tight in there and often the momma would not know she had changed calves so they could eat at several cafeterias. They were smart enough not to try it while the other calf was nursing but if mom was busy eating they could have a field day, so to speak.
If they aren't all pregnant somebody gets to go to town. I keep track and if a cow misses calving in 18 months (pretty liberal criteria) she gets to meet new people.
i saw the dumbbells on your desk and didn't think much of them until you mention they are custom sizing (i've never owned a 6 pound dumbbell) and made out of one piece of stainless steel. pretty cool.
You think cool when you get them out of a cold car on a winter day to exercise with. Bone chilling cool. The weight work with Zumba involved fast moves and I got used to 5 lbs and needed to move up for a challenge.
just one question and I'm sure you'll have an answer to set me right, but what is the red/orange bowl on your burner made of that looks like plastic and what do you heat up in it??
That is a Tupperware bowl and it has mouse poison pellets in it. A pack rat had stored the pellets in a box and they got saved in the bowl for future disposition. I had to go to a solid bait bar.
Have a great SATUR day!!
All this talk about dumbbells made me realize I needed to post one of my deep thought inspiring epic posts.
Although as 1/2 cup said, oak is a beautiful wood, I prefer teak and mahogany. I did get to thinking how much money you actually saved by " remember I have to select the rough sawn lumber, carry it down from cramped quarters in the mezzanine, face joint and plane it, rip, joint, and rout, and then I'm ready to measure and cut to length and nail in place. It's a little tedious but very economical." My calculations are that lost you a net of $.50 per board foot.
I was in Home Depot the other day and they are getting $5 per board foot for red oak!!!! My stash probably did cost me $0.20 per board foot.
My preference is red oak with walnut and bois d'arc a close second for tool handles. I think red oak furniture looks better than walnut, teak, or mahogany. And it glues a lot better than the oily woods.
I also noticed that you didn't disturb the cow while attending her calf. Maybe you aren't so slow after all. I can tell by the look in her eyes that she did not "trust you"![]()
She don't trust nobody nohow around a new calf. But I could have walked up to the calf, as long as I was quick you can ear tag them right there. Mom will not hurt her calf so you are safe while you have it in your hands. But you'd best back off quickly when you're done, bub.
By the way I too loved that post Jim made, and your reply. Enough said.......carry on.
Liking the trim on the windows.I'm guessing you make your own hatchet handles too? It looks very custom.
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DC: i think you hit that nail on the head. i'd be surprised if ANDY'S Dr. couldn't hear ANDY'S heart beating across town.
Bolen: here's what i think BARBELLS look like but have no idea where the names BAR BELLS & DUMB BELLS originated.
ANDY: it's always fun reading your responses to any and all posters. i'm not sure why you are headed to the Dr., but hope it's for just a check up and he says you have another 50 years left.
if you get a chance i'd love a few close up pictures of your custom made 6 pound dumbbells made of one piece of steel.
cheers
Andy
I think that I have located your heart doctor's problem. He should be looking for something large and soft instead of small and hard.
I like the woodwork and the fact that you have taken that wood from the tree to the window sill. Custom work is never fast but you always have next Sat. to finish it.
Dwight
Bar bells are such because the weights clang together when snatched up and ring with the movement.
DC: i think you hit that nail on the head. i'd be surprised if ANDY'S Dr. couldn't hear ANDY'S heart beating across town.
Bolen: here's what i think BARBELLS look like but have no idea where the names BAR BELLS & DUMB BELLS originated.
ANDY: it's always fun reading your responses to any and all posters. i'm not sure why you are headed to the Dr., but hope it's for just a check up and he says you have another 50 years left.
if you get a chance i'd love a few close up pictures of your custom made 6 pound dumbbells made of one piece of steel.
cheers

I have no idea where this one came from and no idea where the white one is, but, it will work.

Andy, I love the tomahawk, it looks like a wonderful tool for the pickup. I think my frontal lobe has been slow to mature so I don't have much impulse control. Therefore, I have not applied for a concealed weapon carry permit (also don't want to give my wife any ideas -- this is Florida). I do keep a ball pein hammer under the front seat. It's a more polite response to road rage than a one-finger salute. It also helps to have that crazy old man look that I'm perfecting.And here's a miniature hatchet I made to carry in the pickup. Folded over a flat strap of steel and forge welded it tomahawk style. Then made an oak handle.
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Thanks for stopping by!


Andy, I love the tomahawk, it looks like a wonderful tool for the pickup. I think my frontal lobe has been slow to mature so I don't have much impulse control. Therefore, I have not applied for a concealed weapon carry permit (also don't want to give my wife any ideas -- this is Florida). I do keep a ball pein hammer under the front seat. It's a more polite response to road rage than a one-finger salute. It also helps to have that crazy old man look that I'm perfecting.

I still have my grandfather's axe in the shed, it's very old - and it's only had the head replaced twice and a few new handles over the years.
Seriously, very nice work on the handles and the home-made tomahawk Andy.
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and thanks for the compliment
Andy, you and Vieux have a lot in common - master craftsmen..
No matter what you turn your hands to.
Regards
Andy,
Nice job on the trim. I'm with you on the DIY satisfaction of milling your own lumber. Those windows are the envy of every Morris chair with the quarter sawn!
Cheers,
Chris
The Morris Chairs are looking down their collective noses at the unfortunate boards that wound up nailed to the wall
Really admire the home made hatchet and the hickory handles.
I've made some tools over the years, but it was mostly make do stuff for working on cars that I either couldnt buy, or couldnt afford. Seeing your truck hatchet gives me an idea: I've got plenty of old leaf springs laying around, and I should try to make my own version of that hatchet.
Back in the mid 80's when Roy Underhill was doing so much work at Colonial Williamsburg, I lived less that 15 miles away, at the Yorktown Naval Weapons Station. BUT, back then I was only interested in cars and racing and had never heard of Roy. It almost makes me want to cry when I think of the literally HUNDREDS of opportunities that I missed seeing him work and learn what he was teaching about history, hand tools and making things with wood.![]()





BOB & ANDY: I feel safer already knowing guys like you are on the road!!!
I can feel the sarcasm!
seriously it's bad out there somedays and you have to exhibit a lot of patience driving through some towns. there are the idiots that pull in front of you and slam on their brakes, those that drive 55 (OR LESS) alongside a slow semi or tractor on a two lane 70MPH highway and the list goes on.
I'm pleased to report that the idiots no longer make me mad. I just move over and let them by, or slow down and let them in.
i've contemplated getting my permit to carry a Glock, but instead i'm saving the permit money and going to build a 007 type car.
ANDY: great stories as usual and another option to the hatchet to cut down a pesky tree or branch is i have a 18v Ryobi chainsaw that if the blade is sharp i can cut straight thru almost any type of tree 8 inches or less. it's light and quiet and quick. I actually sold my Stihl and bought a second Ryobi chainsaw cause i really don't cut much anymore bigger than 8 inch.
I carry my chainsaw in my truck toolbox too. Never know when you need to cut a downed tree out of a farm road, or occasionally a public road. It's frustrating to need your tools and not have them with you. But it has a 20" bar. I can't imagine the battery saw having enough power to keep you out of tight spots.
For the need I had for the hatchet, a chainsaw was of no good because there was iron pipe swallowed by the tree. I had to trim the sprouts back flush with the iron. No room for a pruning saw either. Tree was at least 36" in diameter and spreading branches similar to a live oak. To cut it down would have been a big job and involve damaging the fence and closing the county road to clean up the branches.
thanks for the dumbbell pictures and love the name stamped in them too. is that from one solid piece or am i seeing a screw instead of threads in that hole where it might be a 3 piece dumbbell?
Andy, I am eating the elephant, I mean reading through your thread and keep seeing how you mention having happy cows. With all the earthquakes you have been having, it reminded me of the California dairy council ad from a few years back showing the cows getting a regular "foot massage" which made them happy cows.
I am sure it is better to have a happy cow than a mad cow.
I will see this post in about 30 more pages. Cannot wait to see what you have completed by then.

He now gets milk shakes!


Great thread! Love the brooms and the old axes.
Here that type of broom is still quite common, but I have never seen one made with the same attention to detail as yours are.

I'm only about 7 pages into your thread but it's inspiring. It's a great project you have going on here. I know you're way past where I'm currently reading by now but I'm looking forward to getting through all of it.
Growing up on a farm we always saved most everything we could. My grandpa lived through the great depression and passed that hording/saving culture to my dad and me. We have gotten better with time deciding what's worth saving and what's scrap but my dad's 60x80 machine shed is still full of stuff a lot of which I can't identify.
I actually for started him on a similar project to yours because hopefully many many years from now when he goes I won't know what to do with a lot of it so if we start tackling it now we can have a much better space in the future.
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Andy, I am eating the elephant, I mean reading through your thread and...
I... will see this post in about 30 more pages...
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You may have to chew faster, this elephant is still growing.
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What a ride reading your thread!I've just been following along lately to the great yarns and tinkering. But in reviewing the above pics I am wondering if the two little 5 drawer cabinets there in the wood shop might look nice cleaned up and moved out under the ends of the new bench in the extension?
Well, yes. But there are three. One by the drill press, one under the Formica bench, and one under the two small drill presses. The one by the drill press has drilling supplies and new band saw blades as well as scroll saw blades. The next one has wood chisels, router bits, hand auger bits, and small tools, and the last one has hardware, glue guns, and other craft supplies. But at least one would go good in the Skelly Garage! They were cheap like $2 each at company office furniture auctions. I thought I might mount tools on them, like a bench drill press but they are too low.
Good to see you haven't been lazy, there is dust on the farmall stool
GB

Andy, great to see you are following good 1/2 Cup Corporate Policy..
Yes sir! I worked long enough to know not to willfully violate Corporate Policy
See how easy is it...
quote [" I think I am going to make it Corporate Policy in the Shed Downunder on my weekly To Do List from now on and that is " include at least one trivial job on that list every week" .] unquote
Done well.![]()
Andy,
Sorry I haven't been around lately. Just caught up on the last 1/2 dozen or so pages, laughing and being humbled by your humour, wit and talents. I agree with the other posters about Jim's (? I think it was Jim's) poem! Definitely a Legend! (Just take a bow already Andy and accept the praise!)
Duly noted, and humble bow taken
Hmmm... think I may have pulled something in my back taking that bow. As I've said before, of all the things I'm proud of, I'm most proud of my humility.
I too noticed the dumb bells in the broom room but someone else made the same query I was thinking and my concerns were answered.
The quarter sawn oak, window and door trim, baseboards, wiring, new shelf for the broom room, the "widget" for the squares, cow birthing, fireman stories and 90 mph police escorts, stamping steel, caboose possibilities, (like the model train room idea and the man cave for whisky and cigars), 15,000 ft twine spools, vac repair, porch light, and on it goes.
Whew!What a ride reading your thread!
Thanks for sharing it all!
Cheers!
Great progress yesterday Andy, if you aren't careful you will have your shop all cleaned up before you know it.
Surprisingly cleaning up my shop was part of my original plan. I cleverly hid my plan somewhere in the title of the thread.
As for the injection point on the elbow, that is very interesting. I know we have lots of rules on injection points, we aren't allowed to have them in elbows now, and there is a requirement on how long of a straight run based on pipe diameters before and after the injection. The other interesting part is the injection nozzle and pipe have to be Hastalloy C276 or another approved material. I was in a turnaround and discovered one that wasn't adaquite right at the end. We couldn't find a nozzle soon enough so I had the machine shop make one out of a solid bar and gave them all of the important dimensions, 2 hours later we were on to the next emergency. As you know there are hundreds of "emergencies" during every turnaround so it was just part of the process.
Hastelloy everywhere is a bit of an overkill. Are you by chance in Quebec?
Speaking of fires, luckily I've never been around any even small fires and have only had to deal with the aftermath of very minor ones. Knock on wood. But have to deal with small leaks too often, usually steam or gasket leaks.
JB
In fact, after a particularly divisive argument in the plant managers office on a Sunday morning (where the manager directed me to make the final radiograph interpretation) the head of inspection followed me to my office. He was frustrated and asked "why is it every time I argue with you I lose?" I seized the moment, leaned back in my chair, hands behind my head and said "I never argue when I'm wrong". Small audience but they thought it was hilarious, and as everyone here is ever so slowly learning, making people laugh is always my underlying goal. It's healthy. And the inspector laughed too.
Impressive wood shop you've got there. Love the saw dust on the floor.

I was working in Dewey Ok as a truck driver for a medical company. I delivered drugs and laundry to all (a lot) of the small towns, and a few big towns hospitals. I went thru Pawhuska 2X a week and went to OKC and had about 6 places there, then out to Moore hospital, then thru Tulsa, a couple places there, then back to Dewey. It made a very long day. I was in a old Volvo rental truck that would top out at 60 mph, full or empty
I will have to take Mrs. BUGTHUG.
We were there for a motorcycle show probably 10 years ago? They had a BBQ place on the west end of town, wasn't 2 bad.
The place has a Cracker Barrel resemblance?
I think I've eaten there. One time when we had a meeting at Ponca City then drove to the job site at Bartlesville Research Center. Good food.
I use to live in Bartlesville, back in 83. That's when they had some real bad times in that area. The Phillips 66 Company had a big BIG layoff, the other big business there was TRW, and they almost closed the doors and layed off almost all the 600 people.I was working in Dewey Ok as a truck driver for a medical company. I delivered drugs and laundry to all (a lot) of the small towns, and a few big towns hospitals. I went thru Pawhuska 2X a week and went to OKC and had about 6 places there, then out to Moore hospital, then thru Tulsa, a couple places there, then back to Dewey. It made a very long day. I was in a old Volvo rental truck that would top out at 60 mph, full or empty
No AC, no radio, and bad tires. But I did have a job and was thankful for that at that time. I seen a lot of Oklahoma.
Would always like to go thru the small towns and just see how much that area of Ok would change in just over a year. Was a very hard hit area, lots of poor peeps. Sorry for the memory, just thinking about Pawhuska.![]()
Andy,
I thought of you today when I ran across this picture on the internet. It looks like something that would be right at home on your farm!
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It's a CHICKEN COUPE!
Now back to the regular programming!
Cheers!
Thanks, I think? I'm too lazy to keep it clean, but the middle was swept a few days ago, just been routing the trim roundovers. I've got piles in the corners I really need to get cleaned out and see if I'm getting moisture damage on the sheetrock. And I've got a central vacuum system if I can ever find the time to get it hooked up. But it is a working shop not much of a showplace.
Definitely a compliment. I like the look of a working shop. It feels good to have saw dust under foot.