All you who don't have the 100 posts, go to Word Association and do that a few time to get your post score to 100. Makes it easy on us. And you never know WHAT you may find there...
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Also, this is a request from the fat guy in red...
"IF YOU HAVE NOT PM'd YOUR ADDRESS to GJSS, YOU WILL BE MOVED FROM THE "NICE" LIST TO THE "NAUGHTY" LIST.
UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, THIS DOES NOT ENTITLE YOU TO A "NAUGHTY" ELF.
WHAT IT DOES ENTITE YOU TO IS THE FOLLOWING, SENT FREIGHT COLLECT:
(1) A FRESH BOX OF "DONNER'S COAL" aka REINDEER DUNG. tHEY SAY ONCE IT DRIES, IT BURNS. AND IT DOESN'T SMELL TOO BAD. MAYBE.
(2) A LETTER OF INTRODUCTION TO MY COWORKER'S EVIL EX. AND A FREE DATE. WELL, FREE TO US, ANYWAY. HEH HEH HEH...
(3) WEEKLY PHONE CALLS FROM THESE NICE GUYS AT "DEWEY, CHEATHAM, AND HOWE" TIMESHARES. HAVE THEY GOT ONE FOR YOU...
(4) 1000 FREE ENTRIES TO A NATIONAL LOTTERY, COURTESY OF THE SELECTIVE SERVICE BOARD. WE ASKED WHAT THE PRIZE WAS; THEY SAID "BEND OVER AND COUGH".
WE ARE IN NEGOTIATION WITH AN "AGENT COOPER" FROM THE IRS, WHO SAYS HE WANTS TO SCHEDULE A FUN AND INFORMATIVE VACATION FOR YOU.
See, it's really not that bad. )
Also to assuage fears - your info IS kept on a secured database here at Gulag Frostyland, and watched over by the most dedicated barracks, er, cadre of elven Prisoners, er, workers...
So please, don't make us put YOU on the naughty list. Get your address info over to the big bearded guy ASAP.
Santa's Little Helper.