Okay folks, grab a cup of coffee and a comfortable chair and get ready for an enjoyable week of watching me suffer, hustle and generally work my *** off.
On a ******** GARAGE (related) PROJECT!
Months ago Ben and I signed up for another Jimmy Lewis Offroad Workshop outside of Vegas on the 10+11th of November. I was thinking of taking the new KTM 500 EXC because... wheelies! Ben was thinking of taking the Alta but it won't make the distance so he put his sights on getting the 990 rebuilt. It needs a new top end after it's overheating episode during our trip. *****.
Well, it doesn't look like he's going to get it done so he's taking his new 1290 and if he's riding a big bike there's no way I'm going to let him suffer alone so I decided to take my BMW. Plus I want to get tips on riding the big pig. It's been burning oil really badly but compression was good and leakdown wasn't bad. The previous owner rebuilt it and thought he might have used the wrong valve guides.
Easy, I'll just swap the heads for the big valved R100RS heads and I'll get another set of 40mm carbs so the big girl can breath - simple swap, afternoon at best.
First though I needed to repair the tanks.
The last ride I did the gas caps were just rattling around and I could barely keep them in - the the threads weren't holding. I took one apart to measure and it turned out the "threads" were just Home Depot 1-1/2" pipe plugs bolted and glued to a gas cap. You don't use tapered threads for a gas cap - you just don't. I tried to make a stainless cap but it just galled.
The only option was to order new aluminum caps and bungs, cut out the necks and weld them in. Being that my aluminum welding is not a sure thing I thought I'd find a pro who I could also get some tips from. Luckily a friend put me in touch with Heath Knapp who used to do aerospace welding, then worked for MotoCzysz and now works for Outside Van - all top tier.
I brought a hood and got to watch up close and I was sort of amazed as it looked just like every video I watch on YouTube - effortless. Thinking this was my opportunity to learn the secret settings to nirvana I asked what his electrode negative setting was, "Oh, um, I keep it at 80 I guess..." Do you change it based on the weld, or inside or outside corner? "Um, no. Just 80" Oh. Well what Hz are you welding at? "Oh, I weld at 150hz." Do you change that for different projects? "No. Haven't yet" Okay, what's the reason? "I like the way it sounds. Anything below 100 is too flashy and anything higher than 150 is annoying and buzzy. I like the way 150 sounds the best."
So there you have it. I learned that to be a good welder your settings mean **** all and you just need to spend half your life under the hood.
And Heath is damn good. The one thing I did learn was by watching his amps - thank god he varied those. He would manually pulse the pedal laying down what was essentially a series of stacked tack welds with the amps going from 170-180 and then backing off to 100. When he'd regrip the filler he'd drop the amps to 50 and just reposition. That was awesome to see and explained a lot. Never knew you could pause like that. For that cap he was steady at 230amps but kept the puddle from getting too hot by feeding the rod a lot. Each ripple was about a 1/2" of filler rod fed really aggressively. It was also illuminating.
So back at home I decided to pull my heads a few days ago and swap them out. Maybe change the tires too.
Ben told me the shop that was doing his KTM heads/barrels did a lot of BMW stuff so I thought I'd pull the jugs too and take them down to see what they thought. Sadly Ryan thought the jugs were too scratched and the pistons and rings were not looking good. We saw flecks of bronze on the sides of the pistons. He suggested checking the pan to see if there was more.
Hmm, I guess I'll start by checking the rods. The rods rocked side to side. A lot. Oh, no. That's bad.
Pulling the rods confirmed my fears - they were really shot. Like fully cooked. The big ends were baked black from heat. How did this even run?
I have a spare block that was to be used as a hot rod project so I pulled that from the trailer and there was a little surface rust on the rods but they felt great. I pulled those rods and pistons and they were perfect. Maybe I could just swap them?
I went and ran my fingernail across the crank rod journal and felt scores and ridges. WTH?
So then I gave up.
Gregor
On a ******** GARAGE (related) PROJECT!
Months ago Ben and I signed up for another Jimmy Lewis Offroad Workshop outside of Vegas on the 10+11th of November. I was thinking of taking the new KTM 500 EXC because... wheelies! Ben was thinking of taking the Alta but it won't make the distance so he put his sights on getting the 990 rebuilt. It needs a new top end after it's overheating episode during our trip. *****.
Well, it doesn't look like he's going to get it done so he's taking his new 1290 and if he's riding a big bike there's no way I'm going to let him suffer alone so I decided to take my BMW. Plus I want to get tips on riding the big pig. It's been burning oil really badly but compression was good and leakdown wasn't bad. The previous owner rebuilt it and thought he might have used the wrong valve guides.
Easy, I'll just swap the heads for the big valved R100RS heads and I'll get another set of 40mm carbs so the big girl can breath - simple swap, afternoon at best.
First though I needed to repair the tanks.
The last ride I did the gas caps were just rattling around and I could barely keep them in - the the threads weren't holding. I took one apart to measure and it turned out the "threads" were just Home Depot 1-1/2" pipe plugs bolted and glued to a gas cap. You don't use tapered threads for a gas cap - you just don't. I tried to make a stainless cap but it just galled.
The only option was to order new aluminum caps and bungs, cut out the necks and weld them in. Being that my aluminum welding is not a sure thing I thought I'd find a pro who I could also get some tips from. Luckily a friend put me in touch with Heath Knapp who used to do aerospace welding, then worked for MotoCzysz and now works for Outside Van - all top tier.
I brought a hood and got to watch up close and I was sort of amazed as it looked just like every video I watch on YouTube - effortless. Thinking this was my opportunity to learn the secret settings to nirvana I asked what his electrode negative setting was, "Oh, um, I keep it at 80 I guess..." Do you change it based on the weld, or inside or outside corner? "Um, no. Just 80" Oh. Well what Hz are you welding at? "Oh, I weld at 150hz." Do you change that for different projects? "No. Haven't yet" Okay, what's the reason? "I like the way it sounds. Anything below 100 is too flashy and anything higher than 150 is annoying and buzzy. I like the way 150 sounds the best."
So there you have it. I learned that to be a good welder your settings mean **** all and you just need to spend half your life under the hood.
And Heath is damn good. The one thing I did learn was by watching his amps - thank god he varied those. He would manually pulse the pedal laying down what was essentially a series of stacked tack welds with the amps going from 170-180 and then backing off to 100. When he'd regrip the filler he'd drop the amps to 50 and just reposition. That was awesome to see and explained a lot. Never knew you could pause like that. For that cap he was steady at 230amps but kept the puddle from getting too hot by feeding the rod a lot. Each ripple was about a 1/2" of filler rod fed really aggressively. It was also illuminating.
So back at home I decided to pull my heads a few days ago and swap them out. Maybe change the tires too.
Ben told me the shop that was doing his KTM heads/barrels did a lot of BMW stuff so I thought I'd pull the jugs too and take them down to see what they thought. Sadly Ryan thought the jugs were too scratched and the pistons and rings were not looking good. We saw flecks of bronze on the sides of the pistons. He suggested checking the pan to see if there was more.
Hmm, I guess I'll start by checking the rods. The rods rocked side to side. A lot. Oh, no. That's bad.
Pulling the rods confirmed my fears - they were really shot. Like fully cooked. The big ends were baked black from heat. How did this even run?
I have a spare block that was to be used as a hot rod project so I pulled that from the trailer and there was a little surface rust on the rods but they felt great. I pulled those rods and pistons and they were perfect. Maybe I could just swap them?
I went and ran my fingernail across the crank rod journal and felt scores and ridges. WTH?
So then I gave up.
Gregor
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