Worst replacement for a screwdriver?

[flyt100]

Here I am, in a hotel room on Christmas, and need a screwriver to put some batteries in toys. The sad thing is that I knew right away that I could use a nail clipper. I have unfortunately used it many times in the past this way.

Anyone else have their favorite clever uses of every day objects as tools?

 

[OHMS LAW]

Butter knife or ask maintenance to borrow one

 

[lbhsbz]

That still likely fits a phillips head better than my old clear handle craftsmans

 

[flyt100]

That still likely fits a phillips head better than my old clear handle craftsmans

That made me laugh...