Old Fart
Well-known member
Hello everyone. New here, but a longtime lurker, now hoping to mine the vast knowledge on this site.
We moved into our 1991 home about three years ago, and I'm trying to 'make it ours'. So far, so good, except for some landscaping issues. One of the previous owners went nuts in the tree and shrub planting mode, and over populated the property (city lot) with WAY too much stuff, which is also WAY too big/tall at this point in time. We LOVE trees and shrubs, but this is too much!
I've started thinning the forest (mostly evergreens, a few maples), but now I'm faced with...STUMPS!
Most are in areas that rule out grinding (close to fence, close to pavement, close to buried electric/water/sewer), so I'm looking for another method. Digging is out...I'm too damned old/tired for that ****, plus it's been my experience that digging out roots is like wiping your **** with a hoop...there's no end to it!
Due to the locations, burning is not a viable option, so...
I'm looking for a method of accelerated rot! I like to watch grass grow, and I think I'd enjoy watching stumps rot!
So, any suggestions to the best way to do this, besides spending a day drilling holes, etc? I'm thinking maybe hollow out the tops and plant some high-nitrogen-producing flowers, hollowing out and flooding with Epsom salt?
I don't want to use anything that would have an environmental impact, but I want these things gone. I can be (somewhat) patient awaiting results.
Thanks in advance for any and all(?) suggestions.
We moved into our 1991 home about three years ago, and I'm trying to 'make it ours'. So far, so good, except for some landscaping issues. One of the previous owners went nuts in the tree and shrub planting mode, and over populated the property (city lot) with WAY too much stuff, which is also WAY too big/tall at this point in time. We LOVE trees and shrubs, but this is too much!
I've started thinning the forest (mostly evergreens, a few maples), but now I'm faced with...STUMPS!
Most are in areas that rule out grinding (close to fence, close to pavement, close to buried electric/water/sewer), so I'm looking for another method. Digging is out...I'm too damned old/tired for that ****, plus it's been my experience that digging out roots is like wiping your **** with a hoop...there's no end to it!
Due to the locations, burning is not a viable option, so...
I'm looking for a method of accelerated rot! I like to watch grass grow, and I think I'd enjoy watching stumps rot!
So, any suggestions to the best way to do this, besides spending a day drilling holes, etc? I'm thinking maybe hollow out the tops and plant some high-nitrogen-producing flowers, hollowing out and flooding with Epsom salt?
I don't want to use anything that would have an environmental impact, but I want these things gone. I can be (somewhat) patient awaiting results.
Thanks in advance for any and all(?) suggestions.


