I keep HOAs happy by not living where there is one.
Tommy
This thread sure details the reasons why I don’t, and would never live in one.
A development went in across the street from me, all 2400-2600 townhouses with a few single family dwellings, we went over to the first open house 12 years ago when they first went in, HOA rules up the ***.
Nothing on the outside unless approved. That means color, style, size, any accent/decoration, fence, no change to the driveway or walkway, bushes/shrubs....
Some of the most ridiculous rules, not trucks over 1/2 ton, they specifically call out diesel trucks [read, working men/women need not apply] no trailer of any kind (landscape, boat, camper, snowmobile, none of it).
It’s little Hitler heaven.
The best part, I’m on the top of the hill, higher than all of them, just across the street. Every one of them can see my property. I keep things tidy (for the most part), but I have all the “things” forbidden by the gestapo over there. It’s a lovely middle finger to the whole list of rules those poor bastards have to live by. It’s always good for a few laughs when the wife and I wander over when they have a neighborhood yard sale (also has to be approved). Every one of them (the men) comment on how they wish they could have “this or that”, or a workspace they can use, be able to park a motorcycle outside....oh yes, that too.
I’m friends with a few of them, they come over to ask for help (and I’m always open to help other) with projects because they can’t keep anything on their own property. I load up my truck or tractor and head over.
I get a laugh out of watching each of them mow/maintain their grass (rules for that too). One guy seemingly mows every 12 hours, one guy mows every 10 days, and another pays to have it done weekly. All 3 lawns look very different, I’m sure some treat them and some don’t. I wonder who’s getting the compliance warnings and who’s not[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
In the end if you’re a serious DIY’er with tools and gear (inside and outside the shop) then an HOA is not for you. I consider it one tick better than living in an apartment building in the city. F-both of those options.
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