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Hilarious Chinese brand names on Amazon

dwasifar

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Lately all sorts of weird brand names have been appearing for Chinese products. It's like they just pick random English syllables out of a hat; Minwind, Xinway, Bearbro, Homitt, Hiraly, OneBom, and thousands of others like that. But this one is especially hilarious:

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I predict everyone is going to trust Mrs Bad.
 
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dwasifar

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Kinda like the drug names on the TV ads. I think they get those from the cheaters round of scrabble
Actually I always thought the drug names sounded more like Star Trek aliens. "I am Commander Valtrex of the planet Xanax! We are members of the Nexium Alliance. You have violated the Treaty of Lipitor. Surrender your ship, or face destruction in the name of the Vioxx Empire!"
 

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DuraSolid makes a knock-off of the Yukon carrier bearing puller.

It's not the worst name, but I suspect whoever decided to combine "durable" and "solid" into one name did not speak English as their first language
 
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One that always makes me chuckle on Amazon is “NoCry”. What an idiotic name.
I actually have a set of their knee pads. My knees have been shot a long time, too much concrete time back when work boots had no cushion. They are the only ones I could tolerate using, and i'd tried many. A good friend who had tried many also got a set.
According to the website, you "won't cry" using their products, lol. Run by "raino"..........
Sent a hand written thank you note for my purchase with my order.
 

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I think the Chinese producers are going through a consolidation phase. So there are a lot of mis-organized marketing. Once weaker Chinese manufacturers are eliminated, a more organized marketing will follow. But expect prices to go up as well!
 

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I've always thought some product names missed the mark. For instance "Aspercreme", which is for joint pain, but would make more sense for hemorrhoid relief right?
I think the origin for Aspercreme may be that it provides an aspirin like analgesic benefit. The active ingredient shares some chemical functionality with aspirin. Maybe if they spelled it Asscreme, that would be a good name for a product for the 'roids.
 

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I got a tool while back for a car that was made by "LongDong"
And also "Chingchang"... I'm not kidding.

I'd need to find the pics, but It'd takes me hours if looking through 5+ years (1000s) of pics.
 

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We bought a dump truck at work a few years ago with chi Com tires branded 'Happy Luck' which I thought was hilarious
 
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