If you were a tool, what tool would you be?

[Scramblur]

I think I'm just a tool... A plain old tool...

 

[Johnnie]

I'd be a screwdriver because I like to screw.

 

[Bender78]

I'd be a nut buster.

 

[z28snksknr]

I'd be a pair of dikes.

 

[keflaman]

I'm an easy-out.

 

[GTO]

One of Merks,because I wouldn't have to work.

 

[NUTTSGT]

BFH, lay around most of the time but when you come out of the box, it's time to rock.

 

[Strouty]

I would have to be a 9/16" socket, because I get used all the time!

 

[54FordPanel]

I'd be an impact wrench, because I could make farting sounds all day and people wouldn't make faces at me and leave the room like they do now.

 

[slicktoptt]

Any one of these tools.

 

[jake26]

A compress-her.

 

[ddrewyor]

Monkey wrench
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[londonsteve]

I'd be Hugh Hefners tool !!

 

[skeletonizer]

A King **** spud wrench.

 

[mustangmccance]

probably a vice grip because once I start a project I hang on tough and usually get the job done, but I frequently tear stuff up in the process.

 

[Strouty]

I'd be Hugh Hefners tool !!

Maybe 20 years ago!

 

[DanCo]

I'd have to be a precision hammer

 

[hilld]

I don't know what tool I would be, but my COO would be "Made in USA".

Ok, maybe a pneumatic jackhammer, as I can go pretty much all day and let out a lot of steam/hot air.

 

[49tandc]

I don't what the name of the tool is, but Gynocoligists use them when women have their feet in the stirrups and in for a look-see. Then he grabs me and tells the patient "Open wide now... " I'm sure there is a name for that tool - ANYWAY, I'll be one of them!

49T&C

 

[1969]

Precision measuring device. Kind-of a neat freak. This is sometimes a good thing, sometimes not so good. If you want it done right..................

 

[Kurn]

I don't what the name of the tool is, but Gynocoligists use them when women have their feet in the stirrups and in for a look-see. Then he grabs me and tells the patient "Open wide now... " I'm sure there is a name for that tool - ANYWAY, I'll be one of them!

49T&C

It's called a speculum.

 

[bazzateer]

Vice, any kind except smoking (US sp = Vise)

 

[Johnnie]

I don't what the name of the tool is, but Gynocoligists use them when women have their feet in the stirrups and in for a look-see. Then he grabs me and tells the patient "Open wide now... " I'm sure there is a name for that tool - ANYWAY, I'll be one of them!

49T&C

I could only imagine how many old, crusty, hairy, stinky, vagines the gyno's see compared to the hot, young women they see. Probably not worth it in my opinion.

 

[49tandc]

Thanks Kurn - I'll bet a speculum has no eyes..... and just remember, they are all beautiful with your eyes closed.

49T&C

 

[Gath3r]

Tampon.... What can I say. I like to earn the Red badge of courage.

 

[Thorold]

My wife calls me a tool all the time - I'll ask her ......

 

[skeletonizer]

I changed my mind. King **** slogging ring, a great big one.

 

[TAMPAGT07]

Any one of these tools.

Where are the tools? I can't see them...

 

[speed bump]

A pipe wrench, the most versatile wrench out there.

 

[Droolz4toolz]

Slip joint pliers! At my age, all my joints seem to be slipping, alright.

 

[X1 Mike]

I'd be Hugh Hefners tool !!

Why would you want to spend all your time next to Hefner's nutz?

 

[sirsloop]

air chisel

wolf in sheeps clothing.

 

[Autovomatic]

Torque Wrench......... What can I say I like things snug but not over tight!