The 'duds'...
Its no secret - I'm an admirer of Craftsman tools. From the mid 1930s all the way up until about 1960 is considered the 'golden age' for Craftsman. During this time they made some of the most famous, well-known, and well respected tools. We're not going to talk about any of those.
It is also no secret that Craftsman also released, or, tried to release some tools where about the only thing they inspired was a "huh?". These are the tools that you see and do a double take on...and not because they're pretty. Some of these tools fall into the realm of the bizarre, where others could be considered downright dangerous. All of them should be considered downright funny.
It is a humorous trip down memory lane and through the annals of history to discover that these old elegant and classy 1940s, 1950s and 1960s tools...well...just weren't really that elegant
or classy.
Craftsman made a lot of great tools. We're going to look at some of their duds.
Dud #8
Craftsman 6" Metal Turning Lathe
Now before you get out your ropes and pitchforks, remember that there were several lathes before this one, and more robust, that Craftsman labeled as
hobbiest lathes.
This is not a hobbiest lathe, this is a metal turning lathe. According to Craftsman. According to everyone else, its either "don't ever touch one" or "stay far, far away" or "don't waste your time with that piece of ****" or "the headstock spindle breaks just by looking at it" or "avoid at all costs". Unless it costs you $50, because for some reason, folks will still scramble to pay a good $200-$300 for one.
Dud #7
Saber Saw Attachment...$14.95
I've never seen one of these, and neither have you. And for good reason. Can you imagine opening up your tool storage closet, pulling out your circular saw case, opening the case and pulling out your circular saw, getting your circular saw arbor wrench, loosening the blade, taking off the blade, searching your garage for 1/2 hour for that stupid saber saw attachment that you threw in your rat hole swearing that you'd never used again, attaching it to your circular saw, tightening up, looking at it for about 10 minutes just wondering what the heck someone was thinking when they designed it and what the heck were you thinking when you bought it, then setting up your piece of wood and getting ready to make then cut when remembering that you put your $10 jigsaw right next to your circular saw in the tool storage? Neither could I.
The folding steel workbench, on the other hand, is pretty flipping cool. No wonder that jigsaw thing never took off - look what they put it next to!
Dud #6
Chain-saw Attachment
From the 1961 Catalog. Very short lived. Ya think? Just one thing to remember here folks-
Just because you
can...doesn't mean you
should.
Dud #5
Feature-packed Electric Drill Stand
The title of this one alone should promote caution among potential buyers when they realize that this offering is basically a metal pipe. To be more accurate, the feature-packed drill stand turns out to be - amazingly, a stand. For your electric drill. To turn your electric drill into a drill press. Read that last sentence over and over a few times.
To be honest, this tool can be somewhat handy for drilling into very large or immobile objects that can't fit into the space of the garage. Until you realize that you could probably just hold the drill with your hands, as people have done for hundreds of years.
Dud #4
Craftsman Impact Tool
Price in 1955: $130
Price if purchased in 2012: Eleven hundred dollars.
Taking 3rd place in the 'Most ridiculous overpriced vintage tool' is the handy dandy Craftsman impact tool. It's rocket-inspired design looks like it could take you to the moon.
Not really, of course. It's already taking your wallet.
Dud #3
Craftsman Electric Hand Saw
2nd place winner in our 'Most ridiculous overpriced vintage tool' contest!
Even though this saw is preceded by others dating to the mid-1920s, and some even by Craftsman themselves, Sears decided to market the 'new' electric hand saw for 1940 and slapped an $87.50 price tag on it.
Price in 1940: $87.50
Equivalent price in 2012: Fourteen hundred and twenty-two dollars and eighty nine cents.
Price I'm willing to pay in 2012: $87.50
Despite the price gouging, this saw is awesome and I'd LOVE to find one or one of it's earlier relatives
Dud #2
Power Timber Saw
Sears thought it might be cool to release a chainsaw. So in 1949, they introduced the Power Timber Saw at the introductory price of $455 which, in today's money, equates to FOUR THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY ONE DOLLARS. Sears was forward thinking. Just in case some people thought it might be slightly unreasonable to buy a chainsaw that cost as much as a car, they offered a budget model.
Price of budget model in 2012: $3,969.75
Craftsman's 'chainsaw' is our winner for the 'Most ridiculous overpriced vintage tool'
For some unknown reason, it was not found in the 1950 and subsequent Craftsman Power Tool Catalogs. A mystery to this day
And the number one 'dud' tool Craftsman offered?
Dud #1
Drill Shop
This is my favorite 'dud' that Craftsman made, for the simple reason that I laugh every time I see it. To be honest with you, I probably would have bought one if I lived back in the 1950s so that I could get a good chuckle on a bad day.
Originally called the "Loan This Tool to Your Neighbor to Get Him to Stop Borrowing Your Tools Drill Shop", legend has it that a printing error erased most of the name, only printing the last two words in the original image. The legend continues that when the error was found, plans to continue the line were halted. Out of the anticipated wild success of the first tool, a double set was originally planned:
Drill Shop with Feature-packed Drill Stand, ensuring a great time for your neighbor
...as well as a portable version:
Alas, when the marketing punch was lost, Craftsman had to release them as plain old, poorly-functioning attachments that were unfortunately inferred to be taken seriously.
And while not really a 'dud', a worthwhile study at the tail end of Craftsman's golden era started to raise a few eyebrows:
...and in the same catalog:
And here they even snuck in a 90-day guarantee:
And just in case you missed any of the limited guarantees in any of the individual tool sections, they have a neat and tidy reminder that covers all the bases:
A just in case anyone started to wonder if the Craftsman name wasn't quite up to snuff, there was the confident reminder at the end of the catalog to assuage all fears:
And here is the guarantee from 1933:
So there you have it. I love Craftsman tools. However, in this world it is important to remember that nobody/nothing is going to be perfect. Some things just tend to serve as more humorous reminders of the beautiful fragility of life.
Now go out there and enjoy it to the fullest (hopefully not using any of the tools above, except that awesome hand saw

)