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C96

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I’m curious now and this looks to be the correct forum to inquire about it since the majority of it takes place here.

I posted in Free Parking yesterday, but not much concern about “Suckage” rules over there. Here, it seems you guys take it much more serious and do have specific requirements.

I know it’s wrong to ask for it because the people that do seem to take one hell of a verbal lashing for it, but are there any specific rules that already exist for achieving this award? I only know of 3 or 4, are there more?

Hell, maybe I’m violating one of the sacred rules just for asking! :headscrat
 
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Although I have never been personaly sucked ( here on GJ at least ) I believe the rules work something like this -

1- never use the word "**** " nor any variation of it in your post title.
2- never use the word " **** " nor any variation of it in your post.

you may think you **** better then a dyson vacuum but it is up to those who read the post to bestow that honor upon you. say for example you score a 500.00 dollar air compressor for 50.00 bucks. simply post that amazing score , tell us how excited you are about the low price and post some pics. someone is bound to bestow the honor upon you.
 
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woody 73

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rule #1 NO SELF SUCKAGE.

Show your pictures.
Tell us a good story EX. Hey guys I found this at a garage sale and they only asked for a ten dollar bill, do you guys think I did ok for that full set of snap on wrenches in Metric from 9- 19MM?

Then wait for it, wait for it...
 
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It's very simple:

When others deem your worthy of it they'll **** you.
 
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texasfiremedic said:
1. No self suckage
2. See 619Diofan rule
3. See 619Diofan rule
4. No presuckage ever to be given.
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Yep.

LOLOLOLZ.

And Davefr summed it up.

You post it Up (with pics) and we decide.

Can't **** yourself. :lol:
The GJ faithful will make the ruling.

To quote Yoda, "Really quite simple, it is."

Hahahahahaha.

:)
 
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Two mechanics were walking to lunch.
They saw a dog licking himself.

One said, "I wish I could do that."

The other replied,

If you pet him real nice he may let you!"
 
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Yes as others have stated... there is only one rule: no self suckage. You cannot ask or even hint for a You ****. You must humbly post your pics of your acquisition(s) and it's up to the Forum to bestow upon you the coveted You **** award.
 
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And.remember, there's two kinds of ****.

Op, you ****. And its not honorable. Asking for how to get sucked doesn't seem to be honorable.
 
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C96

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Lol! I knew you took this seriously! Ok, give me all you got. I deserve a good lashing for inquiring. Make an example out of me so others will learn what not to do.

You guys kill me, on with it now! :scared:
 
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C96 said:
Lol! I knew you took this seriously! Ok, give me all you got. I deserve a good lashing for inquiring. Make an example out of me so others will learn what not to do.

You guys kill me, on with it now! :scared:
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Like I said, if you have to asked how.to get sucked, there majors issues about.
 
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kelpaso1

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The phrase "YOU ****" is the most immature thing I have ever heard adults say on here. It's completely lame and makes those of you who say it sound like some a 14 yr old teen :lol_hitti

How about "NICE SCORE" instead. :thumbup:
 
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kelpaso1 said:
The phrase "YOU ****" is the most immature thing I have ever heard adults say on here. It's completely lame and makes those of you who say it sound like your a 14 yr old teen virgin.:lol_hitti
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I resemble that comment:lol_hitti

How about "NICE SCORE" instead. :thumbup:
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No thanks. "YOU ****" works just fine.
 
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C96 said:
Lol! I knew you took this seriously! Ok, give me all you got. I deserve a good lashing for inquiring. Make an example out of me so others will learn what not to do.

You guys kill me, on with it now! :scared:
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I dunno, asking for a tongue-lashing sounds very similar to asking for suckage...
 
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kelpaso1 said:
The phrase "YOU ****" is the most immature thing I have ever heard adults say on here. It's completely lame and makes those of you who say it sound like your a 14 yr old teen virgin.:lol_hitti

How about "NICE SCORE" instead. :thumbup:
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You've been around since 2009 so I guess you do understand the humor behind "bang his wife" and "you ****." Maybe you don't. It's one of the oldest gimmicks in stand up comedy, repetition. It's not terribly funny the first or 2nd time, but funny enough to make a third. After that it catches on and has a life of its own.

"You ****" has absolutely nothing to do with the words used. Back in the 80's people used to say something on the order of, "That sucker is bad ***." Means no more than, "That joker is bad ***." Or substitute your favorite word.

For 30 years a few friends and I called everyone a lizard. The guy that started that sort of did mean low life belly crawling POS but it got a life of it's own and no longer was all that derogatory.

IOW, lighten up Mr. 88 posts and let the boys have their fun. :)
 
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