As long as we are being goofy...
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Since we last met, I've become a member of the CIA. My job is to search for Alien life infiltraing into our society. On the side, my team continues to cover up our assasination of JFK, MLK, and RFK and securing the living quarters of Elvis. My previous assignment was to put mind-altering agents into every city's water supply and dust the air with poison to reduce the average American's lifespan.
In addition, all TVs ARE two-way survellance cameras, PCs send audio and mouseclicks to the Pentagon, and we started the AIDs virus to keep the population down.
My hobbies still include Hamster Breeding and Loitering, but the Tax Evation caught up with me and I am currently serving 3 consecutive life sentences in Mansfield Correctional Institute...oops. Be back in a minute. My cell-mate needs a quick romping
.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ok. I am back. This was the year I wanted to convert to Christianity, but last weekend at the grocery, I donated a quarter to a kid collecting money for his church and feel my soul is saved no matter what....money CAN buy you anything.
Anywhoo, the Iraqi war is a hoax and is being filmed in a dark Hollywood basement and Elvis is still doing well.
The Pope and Terri Schiavo are actually alive and have run off together and live in a small clay hut with the ti-hoo-too tribe of Nigeria.
That is all from the CIA front.
EDIT: OOPS! Sorry! Naughty me!