That, I can say, with a large measure of certainty*, is a second-generation Flemish Wombat Emasculator.
As differentiated from the later
Edison-patent Wombat Emasculator.
Doc.
(*Only because I've been drinking heavily.

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That linked cartoon is not accurate. All Craigslist buyers insist on sending at least a half dozen messages that could have been combined into a single message, beginning with "Is it still available"
... even if you ask that people not reply with "Is it still available".
Message 1: Is it still available?
Messages 2-12 Random questions and complaints about the item to gain bargaining ground
Message 13: How much do you want for it? (even though price is listed)
Message 14: What's the best deal that you can give me?
Message 15: Will you sell it for a penny and deliver it 10 hours away
I usually lose interest somewhere between message 1 and message 2.
