Actually, Port-a-Cools are not really swamp coolers.
http://portablecoolers.com/swamp/swamp.html
Even in moderate Vancouver weather, I have a portable 16" unit that I used in my 4000 sq foot shop for years and it worked wonders to cool my shop down. (had 18 foot ceilings, ceramic paint additive on the walls, 2nd floor above shop and insulated garage doors - so my shop was relatively much cooler to start with compared to other shops in the area, but the Port-a-cool was a nice addition if you had to bust tires for long periods, or for helping when a lot of welding or machining was done.
Even outdoors I would bring my unit (portable) to the racetrack and was a welcome relief in the pits with the ez-up tent to help battle heat.
I guess you could build one yourself if you had fabrication skills (could use sheet metal or plastic water containers, but the durability and construction of the unit was more than justifiable for it's original purchase price.