BuickFarmer
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And btw , like the stepped cabinet design! What are those item hanging aver the bottom one, especially the one with what looks like a horn sticking out the bottom of it.
I know I’m risking my man-card
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Herb, you're more than right. When my wife and I married she wanted to stay home and raise the children. Both our mothers worked full-time and we thought it was the cause of our delinquency. The few times she worked outside the home everything she earned went to babysitters, work clothes, gas and fast food meals. Had she been the primary bread-winner I know we would be better off because she's smarter, better at delegating, and doesn't take **** from anyone (and she's better looking). When I retired at 50 she asked when she could retire. I consumed more than my fair share of alcohol back then so apparently I said I'd take over the cooking and dish-washing. I don't actually remember saying that but she swears I did.Bob
That wall is exactly what makes us the fine people we are. If it was a "Man Card" loss, I would be naked of mine due to "wintering" my wifes many potted and hanging plants in the garage.
Space is at a premium everywhere and in everyone's garage and home. I think your her hero for that wall!!!
Best Regards
Herb
I've managed to provide sustenance with very few poisonings (at least fewer than Chipotle). Drives, I'm just glad that hardware isn't inside me.Bob: now i can see what the gory picture is. GEEEEEEZE. it looks like there is a chain off a bike or maybe a chain saw sitting inside his ankle.
How the hell did you remember all the costs of your GTO? do you really keep 50 year old files? AMAZING
just an FYI. i won a little money in a 4,5,6 game with a few of my buddies and went car shopping that week and found a 1970 Mach 1 Mustang with a 428 cobra jet in it with 30,000 miles on it for $3,600 cash. as you might imagine that was a pretty quick car and some days wish i could have it when a Camaro guy is on my bumper when i'm already going 10 MPH over the speed limit.
cheers and always fun reading your stuff. you sir have VERY HIGH QUALITY content in your posts.
LCG, I'm pretty sure it hurts because your metal-chomping goat took a test nibble.
Thank you Bob.... now my ankle hurts for no reason.
Sub, Glad you love the bar. My wife likes cars but doesn't care for photos that don't include people. I probably have others but this is one taken when the car was almost new.Bob,
Love the coffe bar, and thanks for the price break down for GTO,
Pics of the old girl?
My charger cost me $11,500 back in 2000,
Good or bad I was one poor dude at 23 years old! Didn't go to the bars or eat out for 3 months that summer. Between car payments and gas but I put on some miles!
Fun times!
Bighead38, I'm guessing that you're a better predictor of weather changes than your local TV News station. I had to laugh -- I'm pretty sure it doesn't feel fake to Shopnut.Thanks for the link. I have metal in my ankle but it looks nothing like that. It almost looks fake in that pic.
Tinbender 66, so nice of you to stop by. I don't think I ever posted on your thread. I couldn't think of anything I could add to a garage like yours with real barn siding and a copper urinal.Thanks for jumping in with a thread Bob, I'll be along for the ride.
coljar, thanks for stopping by and I'm glad you enjoyed my comments. I didn't think my garage was special enough for its own thread.Well Bob, I've enjoyed reading your comments on other threads for some time, but it never occurred to me that you didn't have one of your own up to now.
Lyndon, don't overdo it but I'd appreciate it if you would have a lovely glass of Australian wine in my honor. I loved doing the Hunter Valley winery crawl and took friends and family there many times (as best I can remember). Also visited the Hardys winery in the Barossa Valley. Upon return to the US I found a half case of Hardys 1982 Vintage Port. The last bottle is waiting on a special occasion.Bob
Your thread is certainly proving that it was worth you starting it....
And your retorts are proving that real guys ("blokes" down here) can share this sort of stuff. And be better for it.
Keep it up.
Lyndon
Have I had 4 glasses already - ok, time to stop (or hide from you know who - it is Friday night after all).....![]()
BuickFarmer, thanks for the visit and I love your place and your cars. I've been a silent visitor for quite a while.Wow good to see you started your own garage thread and man it is growing fast. Need to go back and peruse it now, sure I missed some things just flipping through. Did see your wedding and 50th anniversary pictures though, congrats on the nice catch and sense to hold on to her. But where did you buy that suit, the sleeves are way too long.
Would be honored to have you stop by the Buick Sales and Service some time, I see we have a few mutual friends
BF, that's my weapon wall. Some are Australian Aboriginal weapons (Atlatl spear thrower extension at the top and its spear below), some are New Zealand Maori weapons (two clubs below the spear) and a Papua New Guinea axe (the big one with the horn-like handle). The two funny sticks (bottom left) that have broken rattan bindings are the handles for stone adzes that are common to many islands in the South Pacific, including Australia, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea and Fiji.And btw , like the stepped cabinet design! What are those item hanging aver the bottom one, especially the one with what looks like a horn sticking out the bottom of it.
Shorty, I actually made a mistake last week. I use a Waterpik and add a capful of mouthwash and another of hydrogen peroxide (brown bottle next to the alcohol). Not paying attention, I poured isopropyl alcohol into the Waterpik along with the mouthwash and water. Had a mouthful before I realized my mistake. I was going to pour it out but then thought: "what doesn't kill me may make me stronger!" If I stop posting updates, you'll know what happened.Good plan keeping the bottle of alcohol next to the water. "honey, honestly I thought I grabbed the water!"![]()
Drives, looks can be deceiving. I do wipe the cabinets down every so often but between the leaves and sanding and grinding dust, it's a chore to keep it from spiraling down.Bob: i have to say your garage is cleaner than mine and if my wife wasn't around it might even be cleaner than my REAL kitchen. what's in the cupboards up above the coffee pot bench?
just an FYI. i bought my 1970 Mach 1 for $3,600 cash in 1977 and not yesterday.![]()
).Gerard, I'm honored to be the FGJ "Kitchen *****" but I should warn you about the rules. The first person to complain about what I cook becomes the new "Kitchen *****." This is a long-standing rule that started when my friends and I went hunting. By the fourth day I was tired of doing all the cooking so I used moose droppings instead of venison for the meatballs to go with the spaghetti. My best friend looked at me and said "This tastes like moose sh*t..." I started to smile until he said "...but it's real good!!"At a point in time I thought that Bob role in the Florida Garage Life would be the group comedian. Bob will still keep that title since he is funnier than many of us combined. After today's post I will sit down with Cbacres and see if he can have you made up a Florida Garage Life apron since seem to have taken up the role in your household in which one is needed. We all our not as well trained or domesticated as one Bob Heine so you will be a shoe in for the FGJ " Kitchen *****". LOL.
Great thread Bob. [emoji482]

Drives, I don't do it that often but every once in a while the stars line up (or maybe just the right amount of Johnny Walker) and it happens. I don't really plan it and sometimes it even surprises me. Probably told this one too many times.Bob: you do have a nasty little PRANKSTER in that soul of yours don't you? or is that a once in 20 year type thing?
so are you saying the Plymouth is faster than your VETTE?
Kevin, it's so nice of you to visit and thank you. I think it's important to be mindful of the keepers in our lives. In addition to being someone I want to keep, my wife helps me keep my sanity. She's the worrier 90% of the time but when I start worrying she always knows how to fix the problem.Bob....great thread, and congrats on the 54 years of marriage. Looks like you have a keeper for sure.
I may have missed it, but how big is your garage? I saw the size of the other rooms but not of the garage, I don't think. From the looks of it, you have it jam packed full, but the cabinets really take care of organizing. My wife is wanting me to add some more cabinets in the house garage, but I don't want to. I told her that she needs to get rid of some items. I think if I don't build some more cabinets, I may just be that item![]()


Thank you BJ, I'm very happy my grumpy grandpa stories are OK.Bob wonderful stories. I feel like these are going to entertain us for years. Ready for the next one. Especially how acquired the Corvettes.
Bret
OK? ^^^^What BJ said ^^^^
Great stories Bob. Keep it up.
Lyndon
It's easier to sit at my desk at present than stand in the shower. But I'll get there.![]()

Lyndon, that looks like a 74, 75 or 76 model. Very nice looking car. Yeah, Corvette owners don't generally let folks drive their cars. After wrecking mine I was much less strict about who could drive my Vettes.Bob
Not that experienced with the Bow Tie crowd, but when we were in your western state last year (Hawaii), this was in the garage of the house we stayed at:
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Unfortunately - we weren't allowed to drive it.
Lyndon
Nicely relaxed now.![]()
I drove the orange Corvette to work every day and took it to all kinds of driving events. I didn't put the car in shows because the dark bronze paint on the hood and fenders was badly checked. Someone had sprayed some heavy coats of clear lacquer and the checking went down into the color.Nice Vettes Bob. Tell us more!
Bob
Not that experienced with the Bow Tie crowd, but when we were in your western state last year (Hawaii), this was in the garage of the house we stayed at:
Unfortunately - we weren't allowed to drive it.
Lyndon
Nicely relaxed now.![]()
You've got that right!Haha, classic. Nice to have the right friends to help out! There's always something goes wrong with jobs like that isn't there.
You're more than welcome to have a drive of mine if you're up this way mate - assuming you can drive stick of course.
...When the head came back my friend offered to help install it. I thanked him but didn't want to take up more of his time.
A big block Chevy cylinder head is heavy, around 85 pounds (38.6 kilos). Even using my hook there was a danger I would drop the head and do damage to the car. My solution was to use a length of heavy chain bolted to each end of the head. I lifted the head with the chain around my neck...

When I started reading this bit, I was wondering how the hell you were going to do it - I "know" how heavy they are, and reaching across a fender adds to the degree of difficulty (I ended up climbing into the engine bay of the '74 Impala - but I would imagine that the 'Vette engine bay would probably be too tight to do that).
It was quite a physically demanding task for someone with two arms - so it would have been quite reasonable for you to let someone else do the lifting (without having to surrender your man-card).
I hope you don't think I'm being patronizing here Bob, I'm just somewhat awestruck by your determination and innovation.![]()
When I started reading this bit, I was wondering how the hell you were going to do it - I "know" how heavy they are, and reaching across a fender adds to the degree of difficulty (I ended up climbing into the engine bay of the '74 Impala - but I would imagine that the 'Vette engine bay would probably be too tight to do that).
It was quite a physically demanding task for someone with two arms - so it would have been quite reasonable for you to let someone else do the lifting (without having to surrender your man-card).
I hope you don't think I'm being patronizing here Bob, I'm just somewhat awestruck by your determination and innovation.![]()
Mark and Gerard, I actually spend a fair amount of my time figuring out how to get things done. When I can't see any way to reasonably do it by mself, I always ask for help. I've been more amazed than anyone by how rarely I end up needing help. I have a small problem when people help with things I can do alone. The vast majority watch me for about 30 seconds and take over the job. I feel bad just standing and watching others do the work (same way they feel watching me do it).I must admit you find ways of doing things when you have a handicap. A good example is a guy a played golf with on occasion. He had a handicap in which he walked with crutches. OoThis guy would go up to the tee box using both crutches put one of them down balance himself with one on his left arm and with golf club in other and swing a driver with one hand. You be surprised on actually how far he could drive the ball and good he played a round of golf. He could hold his own against men of his same age with no disability at all. You just find a way to get things done.


Thomas, I'm honored by your visit and thank you for the kind words.Hi there Bob! Occasionally I get a little time to check up on other folks projects and I just found your thread. Very cool indeed.
As you know I have a fondness for Corvettes and your period photographs working on them are terrific. Reminds me of seeing work done like that in Mr Johnson's old shop.
Your cabinet storage/bench solutions are pretty slick. As you know I'll be starting our new home construction project in a few weeks. Haven't settled on interior garage designs yet, too busy with other house details but it does give me some ideas.
Good luck and keep up the great work. I'll be following as I am able.
Thomas from the Restored 1930's Auto Shop
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I must admit you find ways of doing things when you have a handicap. A good example is a guy a played golf with on occasion. He had a handicap in which he walked with crutches. OoThis guy would go up to the tee box using both crutches put one of them down balance himself with one on his left arm and with golf club in other and swing a driver with one hand. You be surprised on actually how far he could drive the ball and good he played a round of golf. He could hold his own against men of his same age with no disability at all. You just find a way to get things done.
When he tee'd off every single time it was a gentle swing and the result was a dead straight shot of about 150m. BUT, us young studs would belt the living daylights out of it, then get a cart to go 3 fairways across to recover. He whipped our backsides..... I don't think anything is handicap - it's just an obstacle to work around......
What a great read Bob
I can hear you when you say "just don't mention it to your wife" and I can relate to that "look" my advice is that it is usually better ( sometimes any way ) to ask for forgiveness after the fact or say nothing at all.
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1.2 Cup. I live by your rule. I was told it was the secret to my success at work. I always did the "off-budget" projects and went back for forgiveness (funding) once it was done. Rarely went badly, usually only when management above me was trying to get extra headcount to cover the work. At home I have a standard response: "Honey, you're right and I'm sorry. It will never happen again..." I try to remember not to do exactly the same thing again.What a great read Bob
I can hear you when you say "just don't mention it to your wife" and I can relate to that "look" my advice is that it is usually better ( sometimes any way ) to ask for forgiveness after the fact or say nothing at all.
Kind regards![]()
Lyndon, great story! As a child I whacked plastic Wiffle golf balls around the back yard. My father and mother played golf so after I joined IBM I invited my father to play a round at the IBM Country Club at Sands Point, Long Island. He had told me the same thing (just hit it straight) and for the first couple of holes I forgot and blasted the ball into oblivion (or the road next to the course). When I remembered his advice my game improved and I was closing in on his score at the end of the round.I agree with Gerard here. When I was in my 20's I was the starter at my local golf course (I was friends with the "Pro"....). Anyway, every round I used to get on the last group for 18. In this way I became known to the Club President, and one day played a round in his group. He was 93!When he tee'd off every single time it was a gentle swing and the result was a dead straight shot of about 150m. BUT, us young studs would belt the living daylights out of it, then get a cart to go 3 fairways across to recover. He whipped our backsides..... I don't think anything is handicap - it's just an obstacle to work around......
And now I know.
Lyndon
Loving your thread Bob (gee I wish I too was retired).![]()
Ahhh, you've seen it then.Oh - the "Look".
OMG - Run for the hills. It is chilling, isn't it.
Lyndon
In complete agreement![]()