Aint that the friggin' truth.
I'm trying to remember them in chronological order of my ownership.
70 mustang coupe 302/4spd. manual everything, black and blue w/ gold modular rims and 205 60's all the way around. That car landed me my 1st p***y, I bought it when I was 14 for $100, and finally had it done right after HS graduation.
71 Mach 1, 302/c4. ps pdb at ac red/black trim & stripes w/NACA hood
70 Cougar XR7 convertible, 351c 2bb/at loaded. power e'r thang. blue w/white top. I got it for free after the owners took 6 months to decide they couldn't afford to replace the rusty floors.
71 (or 72 or 73? I forget) mustang sprint fastback originally a 6cyl car, came with a 429scj C6. red white and blue baby! (and a spare NACA hood)
60's Willys wagon, hurricane 6/t-98/4wd. pos w/ bent frame, but loads of fun on the farm. The pto winch was the bomb. That and a set of chains and it'd go anywhere, just slowly and crookedly.
77 FSJ Cherokee 360/th400/quadratrack w/low range/ dana 44's w/posi f&r.
Un frikkin stoppable in the snow with a set of 31 inch ground hogs. Stole it for like $250 bucks "not running", swapped a ford 4bbl carb on it and drove it for years.
2 Scout II's.
No wait 3 Scout II's. The last one was actually pretty nice, there was some body left for the shiny paint. The other 2 were good running but r-u-s-t-y! That's what made them so fun, it didn't matter how many trees you "gently rubbed" down the side. I had to go back up the trail and pick up a whole qtr panel one day, so I could slap it back on and bolt the roof back on when it got cold.
73 Midget. I loved the looks from people when I got out and stood up at a little over 6'-1". I have small (10-1/2) feet so the fit wasn't too bad. Them things are like a street legal go kart, tons of fun. But never pass anything bigger than a baby carriage on the right or you'll get run over.
76 TR6. Truly an awesome cheap sports car. (If you're good at fixing electrical "issues")
73 C10 swb 454/th400/12 bolt posi. Without the posi the truck was useless, my buddy borrowed it one day and smoked a new [late 80's] Vette.
67 Fairlane 500 2d hardtop. 289/3spd/9". This one kills me so bad right now, I paid $500 for a complete but not quite assembled car w/ a 5.0 instead of the 289. Kept the motor & trans but let the rolling body/chassis go for $250. The floors were shot but, pffft, floors no biggie. The outer body including wheelwells and inner fenders was rust free and straight as an arrow, even had every piece of trim in the trunk and in great shape.
I sold it to be able to keep driving my 65 Falcon 2dsd 200/3 ott. I really wish I'd kept it and let the Falcon go. But the Falcon was my honeymoon ride cuz my wife's '96 Taurus blew up on the way to the wedding, (hmmm?) so it sits safely under the carport till some t&m come along.
Ugh now I'm depressed.
I'm sure I'm forgetting some here and there.
Oh yeah there's the '80 G20 delivery van I was driving the night I proposed to my wife. (uh-huh, oh-yeah, down by the river) But I hated that van, and don't miss it. I think I only kept it for a month or two and pitched it for the Falcon.
Ah well I still have the Falcon, and it still runs but uses more oil than gas right now. The compression is so low it'll roll on the slightest incline. To help keep it from doing that I "strategically" let one tire go flat.

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