Chi com tool sticker ideas

[Toolhorder]

So I make fun of a couple of the guys at my dealership who covet the HF tools like they are going out of style. I wanted to make a sticker and print it out onto magnetic backing or something and stick it to their boxes (carts really). Something like Snap on makes like a propaganda sticker.

I have an idea,

One is a sticker with a soldier mechanic in the background saluting the chinese flag and some chinese characters and then in english it says "Yes you may borrow these tools for they are the peoples tools" or something along those lines. Something that sounds like a loose english translation would be even better. A red flag and a yellow star is a must. What do you guys think?

Maybe one that says,

I buy the worse tools avail. if you want to borrow them and they break just throw them away please

 

[tyndall]

How about "They don't pay me extra to use Snap-On" (or Mac, etc.) or "My tools - bought, not financed"?

 

[Toolhorder]

How about "They don't pay me extra to use Snap-On" (or Mac, etc.) or "My tools - bought, not financed"?

Yeah those are good if you like HF stuff, it wouldn't be funny for me though.

 

[Mickey O]

Print some of these out and stick them on their boxes.

 

[Toolhorder]

Come on guys, that's all you got?

 

[Toolhorder]

"Somebody went to the Great Wall of China, and all I got were these crappy tools"


I wish I had a graphic design prog or was good at photoshop. I totally want to print something and tape it to their carts.

 

[warpedredneck]

i wouldnt find any humour in finding something stuck to my toolbox.
in fact i had a service manager stick a note to my SO box with some kind of industrial tape once (paint peeled off) he couldnt see what the big deal was.
so i took the same roll of tape out to the parking lot and put roughly the same amount of tape on the door of his car where he had to look at it every day,
sure enough he pulled the tape and paint came too

 

[Toolhorder]

i wouldnt find any humour in finding something stuck to my toolbox.
in fact i had a service manager stick a note to my SO box with some kind of industrial tape once (paint peeled off) he couldnt see what the big deal was.
so i took the same roll of tape out to the parking lot and put roughly the same amount of tape on the door of his car where he had to look at it every day,
sure enough he pulled the tape and paint came too

Well these guys won't care trust me. Their "Boxes" are just ****** tool carts that get abused and never see any cleaning and already have stickers and BS all over them.

 

[Major Ramifications]

i wouldnt find any humour in finding something stuck to my toolbox.
in fact i had a service manager stick a note to my SO box with some kind of industrial tape once (paint peeled off) he couldnt see what the big deal was.
so i took the same roll of tape out to the parking lot and put roughly the same amount of tape on the door of his car where he had to look at it every day,
sure enough he pulled the tape and paint came too

He said he wanted to make MAGNETIC stickers for their cart. If they magnet pulls the paint off, then it wasn't worth a **** to begin with.

LastEagle had some really good ones, but the Great Wall is probably my favorite.

 

[Moose-LandTran]

"just say no"

 

[bchee]

All your tools are belong to us

 

[speed bump]

Your Asian car deserves only the finest Asian tools HF can provide.

 

[t100]

very simple: any company who put their American names on chinese tools.

it's gonna be a long list, here are just a few:

 

[rsanter]

cheap chineeese tools
taking over the world
one american dollar at a time

please dont ask to borrow my tools
I dont have liability coverage for that

bob