Haha, reminds me I got something one time and when I opened the box right there on top was a big sheet that had printed on it in large bold type, " WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS READ THIS" it was the directions. I thought hummm what the heck guess I better look at this. Kinda like the old adage " Don't force it get a bigger hammer "
If ya can't fix it with a hammer it's an electrical problem.