GarageEnvy
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Bench grinder stand,adjustable titanium weasel droppings - $23 (ashlan/fwy41)
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Date: 2011-09-13, 4:12PM PDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
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i bought two of these at a thriftstore... I am keeping one to use and am selling the other..... I believe that it is constructed of a rare titanium/440 almalgam, of which the primary substances are carbon,boron,weasel ****,ernest borgnines nosehairs, and justin beibers toenail clippings..it may or may not also contain smegma,goat cheese, and to a lesser extent, the essence of north american free range cricket farts... the box shows a 2 and a 30.. its kinda hard to tell in the pics but I think the 2 means that it has 2 facebook friends.. and the 30 means that up to 30 portuguese,catholic strippers, dipped in banna jello shots, can dance on it at the same time... for safety it is best not to exceed this capacity rating of 30... especially at altitudes exceed 2300 ft.. It is completely waterproof as long as it does not get wet.. if it gets wet.. allow it to dry at least 4 hours before throwing it into the pool or attempting to use it oudoors in Grants Pass, Oregon....I highly recommend this stand for someone that wants a bench grinder stand.. if you do not want a bench grinder stand... I do not recommend that you buy it.....I would like 23 one dollar bills for it.. or 22 dollars in loose change will suffice...it is in the box... but you are welcome to see the one that I am using,,, in use... by using it....to see it... send an email to
Bench grinder stand,adjustable titanium weasel droppings - $23 (ashlan/fwy41)
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Date: 2011-09-13, 4:12PM PDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
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i bought two of these at a thriftstore... I am keeping one to use and am selling the other..... I believe that it is constructed of a rare titanium/440 almalgam, of which the primary substances are carbon,boron,weasel ****,ernest borgnines nosehairs, and justin beibers toenail clippings..it may or may not also contain smegma,goat cheese, and to a lesser extent, the essence of north american free range cricket farts... the box shows a 2 and a 30.. its kinda hard to tell in the pics but I think the 2 means that it has 2 facebook friends.. and the 30 means that up to 30 portuguese,catholic strippers, dipped in banna jello shots, can dance on it at the same time... for safety it is best not to exceed this capacity rating of 30... especially at altitudes exceed 2300 ft.. It is completely waterproof as long as it does not get wet.. if it gets wet.. allow it to dry at least 4 hours before throwing it into the pool or attempting to use it oudoors in Grants Pass, Oregon....I highly recommend this stand for someone that wants a bench grinder stand.. if you do not want a bench grinder stand... I do not recommend that you buy it.....I would like 23 one dollar bills for it.. or 22 dollars in loose change will suffice...it is in the box... but you are welcome to see the one that I am using,,, in use... by using it....to see it... send an email to
