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oldironfarmer
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ANDY: even when i'm not feeling well (almost recovered from this damn cold now) i'd read your comments and smile and laugh out loud.
i wonder how many of us drove our cars when we were young (and maybe still do) with both arms out the sunroofs or windows?
speaking of BOB driving or stopping next to somebody and breaking their glass maybe even while going 100MPH doe BOB know he only has one arm. i think not for some reason he does things i can't do and i have two good arms. that BOB is somebody i'd love my little girl to meet some day. they think alike.
well i've got TO DO LISTS to catch up on and just wanted to stop in and say i love how the BROOM ROOM is getting SPIFFED UP and if anything the title of your thread is now ringing true.
cheers and hope you Zumba gets to your paperwork sooner than later!!
I need to go back and study up on Bob's thread. Are you saying he somehow accidentally broke someone's glass with a hammer while driving? Now there you have awesome dexterity skills.
You may be mistaking Bob with someone else. He has two perfectly good arms. The left one with the replaceable hand is in like new shape while the right one is old and worn it is still acceptable for use. He's even been known to give someone a hand.
Guster, Andy and Drives, in my defense I don't have to practice the look anymore. My avatar is from 35 years ago and this is me now (holding a hammer in your armpit can make you grumpy):
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As to the "knee steering" days of my youth, smoking a cigarette and drinking a cup of coffee in a 4-speed manual transmission car took a lot of concentration. I always put the coffee down to signal a turn and then execute said turn. I was very careful because none of my cars had cup holders -- signaling and turning while holding a hot cup of coffee in your crotch is a great incentive to be careful. My commute only involved a couple of intersections so most of the hands-free driving was on straight roads. I was never able to attract a car pool for some reason so I was always alone in the car.
Ten years after my train dive I broke my elbow. I was mostly recovered and returned to work after two weeks at home. A co-worker asked to car pool to a meeting in an off-site location. By "mostly recovered" I mean the elbow did not hurt when it was resting or in tension but compression hurt a fair bit -- I don't recall passing out but there was a spectacular sparkly light show whenever I pushed against the joint. When we arrived at the off-site meeting location I had to park the car. I passed up several empty spaces on the left, so my passenger pointed to the next one on the left. When I explained how painful making a left turn was, he didn't respond. He also didn't return from the off-site meeting with me.![]()
To be fair, all my current cars are in compliance with my license. Last time I renewed it, they put "automatic transmission" in the restriction section, without even asking. When I asked about it, the clerk said I could take a full road test if I wanted to prove I could drive stick. Remembering my road test in Sydney 20 years before, I quietly left the building.
Being more safety conscious in my twilight years, I try to think ahead. My newest addition to the fleet is the Cadillac CTS-V. I can put the automatic transmission in "Manual" mode and row through the six gears with the gearshift lever but that means hands-free steering. Instead of using the shift lever, I change gears with the paddle shifters on the steering wheel. When the traction control and stabilitrack are turned off, it's good to drive in "hand-full" mode because the rear end tends to wander under hard acceleration (sometimes necessary for motorcycle safety training).


I submit to the guru of GJ language, sarcasm, and puns.


PS Nice smile Bob! You are indeed photogenic. And you look a lot like an old friend.









My one question to you is....why not make square ingots? They stack better.