I know that you are just having some fun... so I'm going to have a little fun too...
Why not just send a direct contribution to the RED ARMY! Or, just speed up your neighbors losing their houses when their jobs are moved to China... just go and burn their house down now. Why wait?
Let's see...
They've poisoned our kids, our dogs, themselves... even Chinese drywall is making people sick. How bad does our economy have to get before people realize that buying Chinese goods puts Americans out of work? How many crappy products do people need to get burned on before they realize it really is cheaper to buy a more expensive product made in America?
On a serious note... If your heart is set on a tile floor... Please buy an American made product like Racedeck. We've all seen how well they treat people and you just know that they are class-act guys! Maybe the job you save will be your own!