Bought a tool box at a yard sale, got ready to pack it in the car. Dude was unloading his tools from it, got pissed off and overwhelmed and his girlfriend was nagging him to finish up the yard sale wrap up, bitching about dinner with the parents, yada yada.
Dude said "**** it... go ahead and have whatever's left in the box" and helped me lift the heavy ******* into the back of my car.
The "free" haul:
Mostly rusty junk and cheap wrenches/pliars/screw drivers... but also a bunch of really nice 4-sided screw/bolt extractors, some nice pry bars, half a dozen pin and roll punches, and a snap-on crows foot and 5 snap-on wrenches and sockets.
Cleaning out the box, pulling the drawers, I found a $20 bill that had slipped into the back part of the box somehow! Score.