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[Lassen Forge]

I saw this on facebook marketplace today. All it says under the description is “large rock”. He wants $300. I’m thinking some smaller ones probably fill his cranium..

You shouldn't take that one for granite... Crazy what large rocks sell for. BTW -I'm coming by to pick it up - will you load it in the back of my Suzuki Samaurai? Should fit, even tho the back half cover won't come off the Suzuki, No problemmo, right-e-o?

Fine machines for a steal of a deal

Description is on the money - those ARE some pretty grizzly tools... REALLY grizzley...

 

[RonnieC]

Channellock Slip Joint Pliers Straight Jaw Tongue Groove - tools - by owner - sale - craigslist

The Channellock Slip Joint Pliers Straight Jaw Tongue Groove is a high-quality hand tool designed for various workshop and home use. With a 12-inch size and straight jaw tongue groove feature, this...

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Hey this is how Eric Smidt got his start!

 

[rust in the eye]

Hey this is how Eric Smidt got his start!

With jibberish descriptions?

 

[hailwood1965]

AI written descriptions ****

 

[Beerhippie]

Hey! Hand me the slip joint straight jaw tongue groove pliers!