Those of you with them even 1/4th that bad, how are you storing them?
I have several screwdrivers from that era of 70's, 80's, 90's, and may not have even bought any Cman since then, but none of mine are even remotely close to looking like that, at MOST they have a haze over the plastic so it looks slightly frosted but even that, polishes away with brasso/etc (the few times I bothered to try, I really don't care about the minimal level of change in any of mine).
I also don't notice them stinking very bad. Can I smell that? Yes, I smell all kinds of things reasonably well but it's hardly worth mentioning as more than a piece of trivia.
If I only had one set from the era, then I'd think maybe they accidentally added some additional ingredient that changed their formula and made mine more stable, but with several over those decades, it just doesn't add up to me that people are seeking these extreme measures to coat them for what I strongly suspect is some kind of storage problem.
... or do I have it backwards, that I managed to coat every single one of mine in grease and then I only wiped the grease off rather than going to extreme measures trying to make them fit for a surgical task, and that has saved them from the fate some are seeing?
???? I really don't understand this difference without some variable involved, but personally if it were me, I'd not care at all if they were transparent like new/glass, just that they do the job and the plastic texture doesn't hold excessive grime, so it is at least relatively smooth no matter what amount of transparency it has.
I've had no issues with mine becoming unsmooth, except for rare cases where I took a pair of pliers to one to get more leverage and left indentations.
Painting them with (anything) seems nuts to me, as they are pedestrian quality, not something that's one of a kind and you're stuck making due on some deep space expedition where it's that or nothing.
I guess there is that restoration angle, wanting them to look like new for hobby/insanity

reasons, but otherwise it seems ironic to me that I wouldn't be bothered much by handle plastic hazing, yet mine haven't done that, lol.