Hey folks, thanks for all your info and suggestions. I doubt this will get subbed out, I'd rather spend the coin on more raw materials for this resto-mod(?). Besides which,with all of the suggestions, I think I can devise something that will work well enough for my needs.
Someone asked about the lengths. The design isn't complete yet, still trying to get a clear pic in my mind before I put it down on "paper". But yes, some lengths will only be 2', but I think at least one will be about 15'.
It'll be another month and a half before I start on this project....I hope. But when I get to this point, I'll be sure to double back and share what I ended up doing.
Thanks again for your suggestions, and if you come up with more, feel free to share. I can't be the only person trying something this crazy.