Deep end, about to leap

[AbitNutz]

Morton building, concrete perma columns, 6" slab with 3' on center rebar, 14' ceilings, 200 amp panel, Mohawk lift, Ingersoll-Rand 5hp compressor, "man centered efficiency apartment", 350 or so sq feet, separate shower and bath, bidet, radiant floor heat, geothermal system. Ultra insulation with air exchanger. 55+inch LCD/LED 240 hrz all major satellite channels. Temperpedic king sized bed.
Completely sealed off from work/garage area (gas/odor protection.)
Propane powered, liquid cooled generator with auto switch.
A single heavy steel people (man) door with reinforced frames and alarms.

Pet stop buried cable dog fence with maxed out electric bracelets to be worn on the ankles of all that live in my house....except the dog. 2 daughters, 3 grandchildren, 1 wife, 1 son in law and a spare bracelet for any of their guests.

 

[Bull]

Pet stop buried cable dog fence with maxed out electric bracelets to be worn on the ankles of all that live in my house....except the dog. 2 daughters, 3 grandchildren, 1 wife, 1 son in law and a spare bracelet for any of their guests.

I don't get it.

 

[Conor]

sounds like a bunker? are you gonna be on this show?

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/doomsday-preppers/

 

[AbitNutz]

No sympathetic voices at all?...maybe I should resort the wonderful world of psycho-pharmacology. My co-pay for Xanex might well cheaper than building an escape bunker...I guess it does sound like a bunker. But no way my tools would either vanish or at the very least, be scattered all over the pace.

 

[Bookworm]

Bidet ? What are you, French?

 

[Bull]

It sounds like a cool place, but my confusion about people wearing bracelets remains. I don't understand what you are talking about.

 

[nehog]

... but my confusion about people wearing bracelets remains. I don't understand what you are talking about.

I think he means that no one will be able to approach the garage/shop unless he turns off the electric fence! Foolish move, how is the wife/daughters going to bring him beer and chips?

 

[Bull]

I think he means that no one will be able to approach the garage/shop unless he turns off the electric fence! Foolish move, how is the wife/daughters going to bring him beer and chips?

Oh, ok, now I get it.

Seems drastic, but a man's home and shop are his kingdom, I suppose.

 

[Bender78]

"man centered efficiency apartment",........bidet,...........

 

[bams50]

At least I understand your forum name

Any idea what size building you're going with? Or is it 350 square feet?

Hard to figure out what you're saying with just sentence fragments...:tard:

 

[AbitNutz]

Yeah, the bidet is a revenge facility. We lived overseas for a few years....she loved it. I like the idea that they can't get to it.

Building will be 40x45 and hold an RV, sailboat, lift shop area and a place for me.

 

[NUTTSGT]

This almost sounds like a future divorce in the works, good luck with the project.

 

[Bull]

You're installing a bidet in your shop apartment just so your wife can't get to it because of her electric shock bracelet?

I'm bowing out.

 

[ddawg16]

Morton building, concrete perma columns, 6" slab with 3' on center rebar, 14' ceilings, 200 amp panel, Mohawk lift, Ingersoll-Rand 5hp compressor, "man centered efficiency apartment", 350 or so sq feet, separate shower and bath, bidet, radiant floor heat, geothermal system. Ultra insulation with air exchanger. 55+inch LCD/LED 240 hrz all major satellite channels. Temperpedic king sized bed.
Completely sealed off from work/garage area (gas/odor protection.)
Propane powered, liquid cooled generator with auto switch.
A single heavy steel people (man) door with reinforced frames and alarms.

Pet stop buried cable dog fence with maxed out electric bracelets to be worn on the ankles of all that live in my house....except the dog. 2 daughters, 3 grandchildren, 1 wife, 1 son in law and a spare bracelet for any of their guests.

Proof positive that drugs are bad for you....

 

[superduty59]

Proof positive that drugs are bad for you....

What he said!

 

[cashishift]

so wait.. you are building a seperate apartment in the shop for just you... but the wife is going to stay in the regular house..

and you want to shock others than want to enter?

hrm.. I'm wondering why you bothered to get married OR have kids..

 

[AbitNutz]

Well, not everything turns out as plans. Most all I said was to be taken facetiously...but don't you just want to be able to escape for a while?

Sometimes it feels that no good deed goes unpunished. I'm still building the garage...maybe just a mote and gate, no shock device.

 

[Bull]

Well, not everything turns out as plans. Most all I said was to be taken facetiously...but don't you just want to be able to escape for a while?

Sometimes it feels that no good deed goes unpunished. I'm still building the garage...maybe just a mote and gate, no shock device.

Ok, facetious humor I can appreciate. But, there were no cues that it was humor, so none of us knew what to think!

 

[Kevin54]

I like to escape to the garage, but the last thing on my mind is sitting on a bidet

 

[AbitNutz]

Uhm...it may be French and it may not be what we would call, uhm, manly but don't knock it till you tried it...

 

[JC23]

I like to escape to the garage, but the last thing on my mind is sitting on a bidet

Can you wash motor parts in it?

 

[AbitNutz]

No, but it's great to water the dog with.

 

[bobadame]

A car wash for my ***, probably not.

 

[dlenkewich]

Beat me too it.

Man and Bidet don't go that close together in my mind.

 

[dlenkewich]

Electric barriers to keep out the wife and kids... So he can be alone behind his re-enforced door with his bidet and king size bed...

Sounds fishy to me...

 

[jrsulo]

Why not just wipe your *** ????????

 

[AbitNutz]

What? You against keeping your junk clean?

 

[jrsulo]

What? You against keeping your junk clean?

Nope.....just dont like the idea of anything going near my *** !!

 

[AbitNutz]

You must be missing the actual comedy potential of a bidet. Ever flush the toilet on your wife when she's in the shower? Now imagine flushing it when she's making use of a bidet.

You almost need a sedative to stop laughing. Of course, falling asleep over the next few days could mean putting yourself at risk....it's still worth it.

 

[jrsulo]

You must be missing the actual comedy potential of a bidet. Ever flush the toilet on your wife when she's in the shower? Now imagine flushing it when she's making use of a bidet.

You almost need a sedative to stop laughing. Of course, falling asleep over the next few days could mean putting yourself at risk....it's still worth it.

 

[Bull]

Those bidets can have some serious power. My dad started his plumbing career in the '50s. He has one in his house. When I was younger, I turned the water on to it and cranked up the pressure. The water stream actually went up and hit the ceiling!

Gotta be careful you don't give yourself a high colonic.

 

[Kevin54]

Any guy that has a bidet in the garage and his buddies see it........

 

[Knuckle Buster]

This reminds me of the three seashells back in the early 90's. Dimolition Man was the movie.

 

[AbitNutz]

Now that would be hysterical. You have a bidet and next to it on a shelf you glue down three seashells. You have to glue them down lest someone actually try to use them.

And forget about that revoked man card. I have worked on a Citroen....you not only have to be a decent mechanic but a plumber as well. Hmm...maybe there is some kind of connection between Citroen's and Bidet's.

The thought of the whole scenario just makes me laugh.