Just released for your edification. Our buddy Todd at Project Farm does tire gauges.
Just to save everyone the headache, the Jaco digital came out on top by a country mile.
The Merlin inflator with digital gauge from HF also did well.
None of the dial gauges were very good, even the Jaco and Longacre.
I was surprised to see so much variation between samples (he tested two of each), and the wide variations and inaccuracies in the small digital gauges was pretty wild; these are based on pretty much the exact same chip and electronics, but I guess no one bothers to calibrate them?
As ever, his testing process had some... oddities. For example, the deviation in readings at extreme hot and cold temperatures (he tried the gauges at 120 degrees and at -20F.) was given the same weight as more important metrics like accuracy at 40psi at room temperature.
At least he briefly flashes the data on the screen at about 18:45 so you can pause and get a good look at it.
At least we were spared pointless destructive testing...