LOL... I've been told the exact same, in a quite threatening way

! So I rapidly adopted gloves. I was infamous for being late on my dates, which often followed some big thrashing in the garage and wasn't aways super thorough when scrubbing under my nails.
I have cleaner fingers now, but I'm often still late on dates
Boy... back then nasty carb cleaning chemicals were readily available (I can't remember the names) and my hands would wrinkle and peel all over. They probably didn't do much good for my lungs and neurons either. I wish I knew better, it is unfortunately that we were not born with an User Manual.