I saw a new CL ad that read:
"HUGE garage sale near Monroe, NY. Everything must go before the husband returns with more. Please do not make me some rediculous offer like, say, $200 or something. I want this stuff gone! First person here with $50 gets everything including the cold beverage containter, the lights, whatever cars he has parked in there, etc. Do hurry, though, he only has one or two outings left before he'll be in there "working" for weeks. Oh, and you can have his computer too"