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Epstein's Caption Contest

jsackin

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Welcome to the first ever HJE Caption Contest. Here's how you play. Look at the image above. Really look at it. Now close your eyes and think of a funny caption. Are your eyes closed? Probably not because you are still reading this. Once you have your favorite caption, enter it in the comments section. We will read through all the submissions and pick a winner.

A glossy postcard will be printed and inserted in all HJE orders for a month with the winning caption (along with your name/ALIAS). That's right. You could be famous. Your witty caption will go out to a whole bunch of slightly confused customers that don't quite understand why they have received a postcard with their order. It will be fun! All it takes is a little brain power, a little luck and a little caption.

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If you are wondering where this image came from, it was created by the hardest working man in the art business Charlie Mylie. You might remember Charlie as the guy that did a lot of the <a href="http://store.harryepstein.com/dailydispatch/2014/07/charlie-mylie-box-art/">Epstein's Day box art requests</a>. Charlie doesn't want to work for "the man" but he does like working for us, so we are glad to support him in his quest to be a professional artist.

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Tronyadorable

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Come here and get hammered.
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91bronc300

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"Wait, those are just mechanic's gloves, aren't they?"

"..........aren't they?"
 

kjbenner

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"I understand that the manufacturer's warranty doesn't cover cosmetic damage, but that's really not the type of work we do here."
 
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Zeke

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I'm not good at making up captions but I see another clue: she might be looking at her glove as she is pulling it on. I still don't get the blowtorch. Is that part of a manicurist's kit? I don't think so.
 

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I'm not good at making up captions but I see another clue: she might be looking at her glove as she is pulling it on. I still don't get the blowtorch. Is that part of a manicurist's kit? I don't think so.

I'm gonna guess that's just a squirt bottle not a torch
 

mooman

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Sir, I'm not going to be prying that "made in the U.S.A" wrench out of your cold, dead hands. You're gonna have to put it down if you want a manicure.
 

balane

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"Oh my. I thought you said your, "Wench" was coming in for a polish!"

Edit: aw, Jeff Moss beat me to that word play!
 

Zeke

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I'm gonna guess that's just a squirt bottle not a torch

I think you're right on that. Looks like a regular pump lotion bottle to me now. Good eye. So where does that take us?

Best so far to me are the painting of the wrench some pink color so no one will borrow it (a reference to a past post on the GJ) and wench comments.

"I can handle that."
 

-Brent-

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Sir, stop taking my job title so literally, I cannot fix your beloved wrench.
 

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"They said this was the wrong side of town for a nail spa. 'You'll be closed in two weeks,' they said. By golly, I'll show them!"
 

Garage Junky

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I thought you'd ease into it with something smaller, but whatever. I've got my gloves let's get it over with.
 
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